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Old Aug 28, 2009, 01:11 PM   #1
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A Bit of Wisdom
When I was 14, I was hoping to have a girlfriend one day.

At 16, I had a girlfriend, but she had no passion, so I thought that I needed a passionate girlfriend with a spark of life in herself.

In college, I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was dramatic, she was a true drama queen, crying and threatening suicide all the time. Then I decided that I needed a stable person.

At 25, I found a very stable girl, but she was dull. She was completely predictable and she never got excited over anything. My life got so boring I concluded that I needed a little more exciting girlfriend.

At 28, I had an exciting girlfriend, but I couldn't keep up with her. She was always into something new, never stopping anywhere. She did wild and sudden things and made me as much miserable as happy. In the beginning, she was fun and energetic, but she had no direction. And so I decided to get a girlfriend with clear goals.

When I got to 31, I found a smart, ambitious girl, with her feet firmly on the ground and I married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took all I had.

Now, I'm older and wiser and I'm looking for a girl with big tits.
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hahah big tits you never go wrong with those
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Old Aug 28, 2009, 02:03 PM   #3
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You must have acknowledge that from the 14th
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I married three of them, and lived with two of them, but I wouldnt discount members of the opposite sex that fit comfortably in your hands. Whether they need double strapped support with an underwire or au natural, most are pretty dandy and definitely handy.
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I married three of them, and lived with two of them, but I wouldnt discount members of the opposite sex that fit comfortably in your hands. Whether they need double strapped support with an underwire or au natural, most are pretty dandy and definitely handy.

That's beautiful, like a good poem.
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hahah big tits you never go wrong with those
I thought it was "nice teets" I mean, assuming your are speaking cow.
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in my opinion, a girl who understands and accepts what a man needs and wants, and who understands you as a person and respects who you are and what you need to do without questioning you judgement is what every man needs... i know such a person... unfortunately, she is not attractive...

oh well, big tits for me too i guess... hahahahah
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, this will be a nice story for the kids
now that i think about it i vote for big tits ! ...
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TEETs damn you...I said TEETS......
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big tits lmao!!!! me im just looking for a cool a** girl..
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excuse me sir...
but didnt you mean...
tight a** girl?
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I like buns sooooo tight you coundnt pass a coin in between....
aint life grand.
i can think of three lovely ladys that would polish a coin on the way out...
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lol! you guys are giving me weird pictures in my mind!
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Falstaff you dirty old man lol now i cant get the image of a girl polishing a coin with her a** out of my mind
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You should really not think of a coin to polish.
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I want a girl who is exactly like me in every way ewxcept looks cause I have a big nose ugly hairy ears bald scalp funny little holes in my cheeks wirey hair huge ass big arms and legs fat cheeks that stick way out, but I like my eyes I have really nice eyes. Looking at them in the mirror reminds me of all the parties I've had and girls I've turned up for and people I've staired down. Yeah eyes rule.
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eish.. realli now, boys. must we get so vulgar? and hey charm quark. shut up.
but no doubts. lol. glad u saw the way forward IvanV.
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Oh, I just borrowed the text from someone else because I found it interesting. I'm only 25 by the way,so I haven't gone, and hopefully won't go through all the phases myself. And if you feel like shedding some light on this or any other matter from a woman's perspective, you're quite welcome to.
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eish.. realli now, boys. must we get so vulgar? and hey charm quark. shut up.
but no doubts. lol. glad u saw the way forward IvanV.
wow... a girl was reading this...

anyway, back on the subject... it's a guy thing... we can't help it...
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