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Manliest Men
Remember a time when we all used to look up to some muscle bound , gun slingin macho guy and used to wish you were him.
When spitting in a cup, slapping a woman's behind, being drunk and laughing like that joke was the last in the world. Before the world became all "gay concious" and emotional when we never used to know anything about homosexuality let alone emotions. Gay cowboys where a godamn myth and heresy to the manliness gushing through our veins Before all this psychology hullabaloo about compensating for some deeper seated need. well I say fuck all that, I'm a man and sometimes its good to punch an asswipe in the face, punch your friend in the gut to remind him He's a man. Cosmo has put us down far too long and women have this disgusted sneer where they look us like were pigs nowadays , well I'm tired of all that and today i'm gonna celebrate being a man emotionless, brave, driven, straighter than a god-damn arrow, compensating for nothing but my own bravado and yes i'm gonna celebrate being a man FU Oprah, FU Cosmo, FU emotions all I need tonight is a quiet woman a cuban and my dirty cowboy hat 10 Manliest Men of Modern Times: Manly Men, Pat Tillman, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Jesse Ventura, Bill Romanowski, Ronald Reagan, George W. Bush
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Re: Manliest Men
As you requested... Heading altered..
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Re: Manliest Men
Nice sharp eyes
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Re: Manliest Men
Obviously the guy who wrote this article is not only gay but too dump as well.
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Well, if you want to get laid now you cant act like that but its when you're with the boys it's ok to get some manly times, laughs and jokes in when there are no women around to think that you are pigs for doing so.
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1, the 1st thing you dont think is a guy is gay when you meet him
2, girls like men to look nice and behave well dont see the problem in that 3, men with masses of muscles are extremly unattractive 4, men who think theyre amazing when there not like most if not all of the people in that artice are also extremly unattratctive soo many more points but that will do for now
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wtf .... GWB?
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If you think about it women have been doing us a favour by not being all "girly" in front of us men even when they didn't used to go to work and have equal rights and such since the beginning of time, we owe it to them to not bore them to death with our manly antiques if we can when we're around them, they'll thank us for it.
As the saying goes, put your differences aside and copulate already.
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alternative lifestyles are quite common, just depends on which closet people choose to live in or come out of.
Homosexuals in denial are hypocrates if they cant face who they are and admit it. Theatre and the arts are replete with people who are by any reasonable definition... gay right? So why shouldnt all the hunky men and handsome women on television be as well.
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Re: Manliest Men
I hope that page is a joke because the picks are ridiculous. Manliest Men if you are a redneck perhaps.
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My thoughts exactly , that's why I called the gay too dump , on second thought most of those in the list are Americans.
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I don't know if I'd pick the same 10, but there is a common theme.
They are all red blooded MEAT eating, MEN, that will look you in the eye, say what they mean, and mean what they say. Not one tofu eating metrosexual, 'girly man' in the lot. You can rag on GWB all you want, but in a bar fight, who would you rather have your back ? GWB, Al Gore, or John Kerry?
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Probably Sarah Palin
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Its a hoot isnt it, I mean size and sexual orientation or race or sex cannot determine whether someone can defend themselves adequately or not. Avoiding a fight is the smart play, not standing there and duking it out.
Girls want all kinds of things in their partners and for a variety of reasons that are based on instinct and emotion. Someone with integrity, a good reputation and capable of being honest and truthful with their feelings, thoughts, actions and deeds are the winners in the love game, not some muscle bound ape.... however girls still want to know if a man has any personal strength at all, and whether its their minds or bodies or both, they gravitate towards them. But who can say really eh? All I know is less time in front of the boob tube and keyboard and more time with the ladies is the first step towards developing and maintaining a good relationship with your partner.
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Zorro was pretty manly too I think.
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none of them.... they are more likely to rape you from behind then any other person out there......
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John Kerry is a decorated Vietnam veteran and the #1 Man on this list is a guy who died fighting for America so maybe Kerry should have been on the list
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This post made me lol.
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DH's oldest Geek
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I don't know about you guys, but I like my muscles. Women have always relished in them and I triumph over my prblems because of them too. A+ for muscles.
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bullshit flag!!!!!!! Okay Steve Austin, show us your guns...
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If Frankie has muscles than I drive The General Lee.
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Frankie's post reminds me of a picture I saw of a Chihuahua looking into a mirror and seeing a Great Dane ![]() ![]()
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This is Mousey
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... I know what you mean the idea for this thread came after I watched "how I met your mother" and Ted had never been in a fight, he wanted to experience being a man for once and see what it was like to hit someone.and Marshall i cant remember exactly what he said: we've become such a watered down prissy version of the man who our fathers were before us. What with our inability to know whats happening in our cars to our manicured nails and male skin products, Were not given much a choice in nowadays society between being a neanderthal , pig , dog , sex-crazed maniacs and the last option is gay. So if i'm not gay i'm one of the other, I am protesting to that and saying F*** that i'm a F***ng MAN and F*** society for making me seem like anything else. Everyone wants someone else to be the ideal something they'll never be men and women alike, perhaps women worse off. Men have been womanised and women have been manicised Fuck all that and be proud of who you are and what you are. Thats my case and point.
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It happens to be the case especially with my female friends , its either ure a civilised gay dude or a complete brutus idiotus, movies too... music you name it were the bad guy.....
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