Old School Pick-up Lines

Cow_160483 · Nov 6, 2009, 08:58 AM

Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!
Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call fine print
Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he's missing an angel!
Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.... Read More
Baby, you're the next contestant in the game of love.
Can i get your picture to prove to all my friends that angels really do exist?
Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.
Champaign can be tickly, and so can I.
(Close hand with nothing inside and give it to her) It's my breath from when you took it away (open palm while saying this).
Coffee? Tea? Me?
Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
Did you have Campbell's soup today? (she answers yes/no) Because you're lookin' mmm... mmm... good!
Do you have room in your life for another friend?
Do you have the time? [Gives the time] No, the time to write down my number?
Do you know karate? 'Cause your body is really kickin'.
Does Levi's pay you for wearing those and looking that good?
Does your watch have a second hand? I want to know how long it took for me to fall in love with you.
Don't walk into that building -- the sprinklers might go off!
Don't you know me from somewhere?
Ever since I met you, you've lived in my heart without paying any rent.

Do you guys have anymore
Share them and let them be judged

deBelly · Nov 6, 2009, 01:20 PM

You approach a girl with a handful of ice cubes and smash them on the table.
"OK, now that we broke the ice would you like a ride in my car?"

dawgXdenta · Nov 6, 2009, 01:39 PM

Do you smell smoke coz i think ure hot.
Did you see the most beautiful lady just walk by, oh no, that was you.
I'm a baker and I've never before seen anything as hot and sweet as you.
Please help I think i just saw perfection!
There is an emergency i need your phone number!!!
Look we have a problem, we should sit down and discuss this like adults ,gosh!! I don't have your number........(fill in the rest)
Hey its you(lying) don't you remember that time at Johns (use of very common name) I'm Shelly's brother (use of another very common name).......(insert funny story to sidetrack questions) if she laughs ure in tell truth about made up story and she's urs

Cow_160483 · Nov 6, 2009, 02:02 PM

dawgX you player

Noodl3 · Nov 7, 2009, 01:06 AM

10/10 on all of them for cheesiness

dawgXdenta · Nov 8, 2009, 02:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Noodl3

10/10 on all of them for cheesiness

If ure a geek like me that's all you have

, so make the cheesiness as cute as possible and hope for the best.

Optix · Nov 9, 2009, 02:06 AM

Ahem...

Excuse me, could I check the tag on the back of your shirt?

*check the tag*

Hmm...made in China. I could have swore you were made in heaven.

SeraphicSorcerer · Nov 9, 2009, 06:08 AM

My best one is
MMMM MMMM MMMM look at all them curves, and me with no brakes.

Cow_160483 · Nov 9, 2009, 06:24 AM

Here are a couple more :

Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.
Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.

I know there are a lot more out their

Nov 6, 2009, 08:58 AM	#1
Cow_160483 HH's only cow moooooo... Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: BOTSWANA Posts: 6,687 Rep Power: 280 System Specs	Old School Pick-up Lines Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away! Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call fine print Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he's missing an angel! Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet. Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.... Read More Baby, you're the next contestant in the game of love. Can i get your picture to prove to all my friends that angels really do exist? Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart. Champaign can be tickly, and so can I. (Close hand with nothing inside and give it to her) It's my breath from when you took it away (open palm while saying this). Coffee? Tea? Me? Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged! Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me? Did you have Campbell's soup today? (she answers yes/no) Because you're lookin' mmm... mmm... good! Do you have room in your life for another friend? Do you have the time? [Gives the time] No, the time to write down my number? Do you know karate? 'Cause your body is really kickin'. Does Levi's pay you for wearing those and looking that good? Does your watch have a second hand? I want to know how long it took for me to fall in love with you. Don't walk into that building -- the sprinklers might go off! Don't you know me from somewhere? Ever since I met you, you've lived in my heart without paying any rent. Do you guys have anymore Share them and let them be judged __________________ Decode! Muhahahahah!

Nov 6, 2009, 01:20 PM	#2
deBelly HardwareHeaven Addict Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Croatia Posts: 278 Rep Power: 43 System Specs	Re: Old School Pick-up Lines You approach a girl with a handful of ice cubes and smash them on the table. "OK, now that we broke the ice would you like a ride in my car?"

Nov 6, 2009, 01:39 PM	#3
dawgXdenta HardwareHeaven Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Gabz Posts: 1,988 Rep Power: 133 System Specs	Re: Old School Pick-up Lines Do you smell smoke coz i think ure hot. Did you see the most beautiful lady just walk by, oh no, that was you. I'm a baker and I've never before seen anything as hot and sweet as you. Please help I think i just saw perfection! There is an emergency i need your phone number!!! Look we have a problem, we should sit down and discuss this like adults ,gosh!! I don't have your number........(fill in the rest) Hey its you(lying) don't you remember that time at Johns (use of very common name) I'm Shelly's brother (use of another very common name).......(insert funny story to sidetrack questions) if she laughs ure in tell truth about made up story and she's urs __________________ Today's world is of public opinion and the fates of nations are determined through its pressure. Once the tools for building public opinion are obtained, everything that you asked for can be done. --- Osama bin Laden when relating how global media has the minds of the masses. ______________________________________ http://dawgxdenta.deviantart.com/gallery/

Nov 6, 2009, 02:02 PM	Thread Starter #4
Cow_160483 HH's only cow moooooo... Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: BOTSWANA Posts: 6,687 Rep Power: 280 System Specs	Re: Old School Pick-up Lines dawgX you player __________________ Decode! Muhahahahah!

Nov 7, 2009, 01:06 AM	#5
Noodl3 Wannabe Drama Queen Join Date: May 2009 Location: United Kingdom Posts: 305 Rep Power: 48 System Specs	Re: Old School Pick-up Lines 10/10 on all of them for cheesiness __________________ Visit hardWIRED

Nov 9, 2009, 06:08 AM	#8
SeraphicSorcerer HardwareHeaven Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Florida Posts: 2,295 Rep Power: 154 System Specs	Re: Old School Pick-up Lines My best one is MMMM MMMM MMMM look at all them curves, and me with no brakes. __________________

Nov 9, 2009, 06:24 AM	Thread Starter #9
Cow_160483 HH's only cow moooooo... Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: BOTSWANA Posts: 6,687 Rep Power: 280 System Specs	Re: Old School Pick-up Lines Here are a couple more : Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living? Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you. Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too. I know there are a lot more out their __________________ Decode! Muhahahahah!