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Old Jun 20, 2010, 04:02 PM   #61
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When God made Adam and Eve, he looked upon Adam and said: "I am very pleased with myself, I have made you just right!" He then looked at Eve and frowned slightly: "You're gonna have to wear makeup."
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Old Aug 6, 2010, 04:51 PM   #62
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Why does Steve Jobs always wear a pullover?

- Because shirts have too many buttons.
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Old Nov 29, 2010, 08:49 PM   #63
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Trust - returning home from a business trip early without phoning your wife first.
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An Irish unemployed worker immigrates to Greece.
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Old Nov 30, 2010, 08:09 AM   #65
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Old Nov 30, 2010, 10:56 AM   #66
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That one, fortunately, isn't so short.
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Old Dec 1, 2010, 12:21 PM   #67
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UN made a worldwide survey asking people what they thought of food shortage in other parts of the world. The survey ended in a disaster:

- in Africa, the people didn't know what "food" was;
- in western Europe, the people didn't know what "shortage" was;
- in eastern Europe, the people didn't know what "one's own opinion" was;
- in America, the people didn't know what "rest of the world" was.
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Old Dec 3, 2010, 12:19 AM   #69
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Two mice got into a video store and started munching on some blu rays. "How's your movie?", asked one mice. "Good", answered the other, "but the book was better."
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That one, fortunately, isn't so short.
hmm.. kind of depends how you look at it.
I think a mere 100 years in the grand scope of things is very, very short.
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The lesbians next door bought me a Rolex for my birthday, I think they misunderstood when I said I wanna watch...
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Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil.
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I once tried to set my password to penis.

I got a "password not long enough" error ):
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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do?

Enough to kill two and a half men.
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That was only yesterday......
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If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem.
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You've obviously never met my fiance: If you can't fix it with a hammer, get someone else to do it. If they can't fix it, get the hammer back.
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"Pretentious? Moi?"
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The only b word you should call a girl is beautiful, bitches love being called beautiful.
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I'm kind of like that girl after the first sentence... don't get it
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If you're chatting up a girl who responds to that line with "luv..luv..", reconsider your choice of target :P
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Ah, I'd always wondered what this kind of thing was about. Thanks, that's solved a lot of problems for me! :P
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