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Old Dec 2, 2009, 10:54 AM   #1
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The people who are regarded as moral luminaries are those who forego ordinary pleasures themselves and find compensation in interfering with the pleasures of others(Bertrand Russell)"You go into Afghanistan, you got guys who slap women around for five years because they didn't wear a veil,You know, guys like that ain't got no manhood left anyway. So it's a hell of a lot of fun to shoot them." - Lt. Gen. James N. Mattis
This is slavery, not to speak one's thought. [Euripides-The Phoenician Women (c.411-409 B.C.)] http://www.macedonia.info/FALLACIESANDFACTS.htm Sic semper tyrannis.
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This is the exact type of joke my friend Leon would tell me in Plymouth. After the first year I started to like them. It made me laugh.
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-Knock, Knock!

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This is slavery, not to speak one's thought. [Euripides-The Phoenician Women (c.411-409 B.C.)] http://www.macedonia.info/FALLACIESANDFACTS.htm Sic semper tyrannis.
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Eh, I don't think I can explain the joke. Just, imagine two people having the above conversation. It helps if you are sleep deprived or very depressed or high.
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Q) why did the pervert cross the road ?

A) he had his c*ck stuck in the chicken..
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2-Eve asks Adam "Do you really Love me?" Adam "Who else?"
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Child: if he was so beautiful and adorable, why did you eat him then?
When told that our aunt had a big stomach because she was pregnant and had a baby in it, my sister said: "Oh, okay... Does aunt have an another baby in her butt too?" True story.
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When told that our aunt had a big stomach because she was pregnant and had a baby in it, my sister said: "Oh, okay... Does aunt have an another baby in her butt too?" True story.

That's damn hilarious man. LOL

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My memory of Volkswagons as a child" was derived from a day I walked across the street with my mom and dropped my dummy and it was run over by one. Everytime after that I saw a volkswagon I was excitedly happy by it.
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Re: Very short jokes
1) Do you know the moment when you became addicted on PC?
When fly land on you screen, and you are trying to kill her with cursor of mouse.

2) Two geeks walking down the street and first says: "Look that hot chick"
Second says: "what is her properties"
First says: "Fu.. that she is read-only"
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