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Old Dec 10, 2009, 04:00 PM   #1
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Old Dec 10, 2009, 04:16 PM   #2
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Old Dec 10, 2009, 04:17 PM   #3
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Old Dec 10, 2009, 04:22 PM   #4
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Old Dec 10, 2009, 04:51 PM   #5
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Still not sure if it's real or spoof?
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Old Dec 10, 2009, 05:01 PM   #6
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i'd like someone to explain how the hell having such a little "handjob" is going to improve ANY of that shit
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i'd like someone to explain how the hell having such a little "handjob" is going to improve ANY of that shit
I see, you're used to BIG handjobs... hmm..
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Old Dec 10, 2009, 05:39 PM   #8
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I don't really think we have time for Starbucks, Joe.
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Old Dec 10, 2009, 06:15 PM   #9
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I would accept one. Great find.
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Old Dec 10, 2009, 07:15 PM   #10
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Old Dec 10, 2009, 09:01 PM   #11
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Old Dec 10, 2009, 09:04 PM   #12
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Old Dec 10, 2009, 11:42 PM   #13
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lol wow Im not sure if its real.

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Old Dec 11, 2009, 02:14 AM   #15
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I loled at the ending "get a hand-job you deserve it"
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