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HH Old Fuddy Duddy
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"Spent the day walking all over the grocery store after using that body lotion stuff that causes all the girls to jump on you.
That stuff don't work."
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![]() ![]() ![]() You're supposed to put your cloths back on before going out, man......
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Old Codger
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I have more luck with dogs and tying a porkchop around my neck.
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HH's curmudgeon
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When I walk my dogs they get more action than I do.....
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HH's only cow moooooo...
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So so sad if its true
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HH's curmudgeon
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I'm known as "the guy with those two beautiful dogs" ..... So, Yeah!
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HH Old Fuddy Duddy
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So, this thread has gone to the dogs, is it?
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Old Codger
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ruff ruff...
"sneeze" pant pant pant... grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrhhhh
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HH's Asteroids' Dominator
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Too much aftershave, cologne, etc, is very very bad. I don't like it at all when people like that pass me by or I am near them in a room, bus, etc. First I can't stand too much perfume. Second, it makes me wonder what are they trying to cover up with all that perfume? No shower in how long?
You get my point. Use perfume, body lotion, etc, just enough to not be able to smell it. Trust me, it will smell plenty when you are with other people.
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PAX Tweaker, PAX Expert.
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Don't you mean spray AXE stuff? I don't think that stuff really works never try it hehe.
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"I'm not a bath guy either son, I'm more of a cologne man"
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HardwareHeaven Addict
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Too funny......
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Synth's Long Lost Bro
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HH's Hermit
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PAX Tweaker, PAX Expert.
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"XTREME AUDIO IS CRAP!" "There no support for it. It's crapist card on face of the earth it should be throw into the sun" http://www.speedtest.net/result/1949536385.png correct the correct one now
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Not all fairies are nice.
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"What a lovely perfume you are wearing, must you marinade in it?"
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My dad always called cologne or perfume "stink-pretty". I never use the stuff. A shower and some unscented antiperspirant and I'm good.
I never liked the smell of cologne or perfume, that stuff makes me choke. I always hated when you see some woman wearing too much perfume to the point where you can almost see the "Halls vapor action" wafting off of her. Whenever I....smell someone like that, I think, "shallow" and "get away from me with that reek." I always figured they should come up with more manly scents for men......like that smell in a mechanic's shop or beef jerky or something like that. |
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At the moment I thought the dog wrote this.
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I like computers.
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Remember that story about the man who tried to sue the makers of Axe products because women wouldn't flock to him like the advertisements claimed?
Unable to attract even a single girl, frustrated man sues Axe | Faking News Too bad it's satire. It sounds like it happened for real.
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i'm gonna assume 'AXE' is american for Lynx
and if it is, then its bloody god-awful horrible stuff. smells like desperate 15yo boys who haven't got laid yet. which is never a good smell.. |
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Old Codger
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awe shit
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