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Old Feb 2, 2010, 11:36 AM   #1
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Wink Women, take note....

All women should take a lesson from the John Edwards sex scandal debacle. [You know, the guy who wished to be USA President but knocked up his mistress and has finally acknowledged he's the daddy?]

Anyway, gals, take note: Do not ever, ever marry a man who is more into his hair than you are to yours!

[One other note: Please recall that said Mr. Edwards once spent $400 USD on ONE haircut. ]
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Old Feb 2, 2010, 05:47 PM   #2
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Anyway, gals, take note: Do not ever, ever marry a man who is more into his hair than you are to yours!
I'm really glad that we, the American people, were "smart enough" not to elect the @$$hole who paid four-hundred bucks for a haircut that STILL looks like a farting, dying rat, as our president. PHEW! That's a bullet-dodger.

But American women, well...I don't think they'll ever learn. Obviously, if that woman slept with him and got pregnant, she found him "attractive" at one point - which is just disgusting, whether he was "physically attractive" or not.

Who knows? Maybe next time, a politician will ruthlessly beat his mistress everyday. She'll go public with the news and they'll reconcile it all in the same day; of course, this will require an undisclosed amount of money AND a reality T.V. show based on her life.

What's the show called, you say?

It will be called "Don and Chelsea: Date Rape" and it will disclose how terrible Chelsea's life was when said politician, Don, was giving her thousands of taxpayer dollars to spend on Bvlgari watches, diamond-encrusted tennis bracelets and Oil of Olay for those low, tight wrinkles; all the while, it was "nightmarish" - he smacked her over the head and on the @$$ with a wire brush and a deflated life-preserver while she gave him a reach-around, all "against her good judgment".

Hellish, gripping, riveting television, I tell you! But I digress.

I find it absolutely HILARIOUS that these whores, this common street-trash, these skanks, think that by going public with their stories and experiences that people will actually respect them and/or identify with them, much less attempt to gain stardom from it! Though, it has transformed into a viable medium for entering Hollywood life in the past 20 years - just ask Paris Hilton, Heidi Montag, Tila Tequila, Monica Lewinsky, etc., etc.

If you ask me, all these women(and politicians with bad hair and no sensibility) seem like passing memories and reminders of how corrupt our country has truly become. It's only a matter of time until one of them is in the right place for all the wrong reasons...and at that moment, I won't say I told you so.

I'll start praying.
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Re: Women, take note....

still elected someone that appears smart, appears to be consmetically pleasing and talks the talk but does most of everything the opposite of what they stated they would do..

Sadly....
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still elected someone that appears smart, appears to be consmetically pleasing and talks the talk but does most of everything the opposite of what they stated they would do..

Sadly....
Well, the president only has so much legislative power. He is pretty much controlled by a "grip of old white dudes" with a lot of money invested in their success and personal interests(Congress), so aside from a Presidential veto, the position of President is more of an objective and powerless one, rather than being an "all-knowing, all-powerful king-man". Truly, this is how our highest-ranking political office works, so even the "guy in charge" isn't really in charge. Isn't bureaucracy grand?

Also, President Obama wasn't the first candidate to lie about their political processes or methods...look at Richard M. Nixon. When he got elected in 1969, he promised he would end the Vietnam War with his candidacy; yet, it wasn't until four years later and after the insertion of 20,000 additional U.S. troops that the Vietnam War ended. He "stuck" to his promise, but it wasn't until he got what he wanted, got impeached and resigned in 1974 that a resolution was reached - by another President.

They say history is doomed to repeat itself, so why is everyone so surprised and shocked when it does?
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Re: Women, take note....

Oh in no way am i singling him out, the political game has turned into a career of deciet, greed and built on nothing but lies, and nothing works better then countering with more lies or flip flopping on any issue just to please whomever you may be talking to at the time.

And the president now has more power then before, worst yet is that it's used in such a manner that doesn't resolve or fix anything of use, it's been used and is currently being used in a fashion that is creating more problems. Since bush's major signatures, things are i no way getting better, while the shit below the icing grows, there is only so much icing you can put on it before it becomes blatenly apparent that something stinks, and of course some are able to notice it far sooner then others.

History is doomed to repeat itself simply due to the arrogants and ignorants that is the people that sit in shock and aww due to their own blissfullness and quite often due to doing what they were told in the first place.

The shear amount of physcology put in the works keeps the masses in check by keeping them in a state of chaos, when the people get a unified clue, the small group that controls them is in real danger, what better way to control them by constantly introducing fear, personal, race, species, internal and external issues and propelling the simpliest and relatively meanial things into the largest issue possible. It's called making a mountain out of a mowhill, and "they" are damn good at it.

When the suits with the big dollars is able to freely walk in and out of the whitehouse and into the adminstration of the government itself, the PEOPLE have problems, and it's not to hard to conceive that there in fact lies the problem in which if they can control that much, and how we rarely see the "scratched surface" there is enough wild stories floating around, some of which are true and some of which aren't that tell what they guys are doing in the background.

The current political situation is simply this: A show

It's an all star show, take your 2 favorite teams with the most favorite players even if some of them you hate, and then just randomly throw whomever you like into 2 seperate groups and make them battle it out. They'll disagree to agree to disagree repeatedly, fight against and for the same things, and make things seem like there is a legitimate discussion going on.

It's a Show, and they only make it seem like your part of it somehow or another.

Better refined simplisicity would be this: Joke
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