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Old Mar 10, 2011, 05:37 PM   #1
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I heard he once strangled a guy... with a cordless telephone!


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Old Mar 10, 2011, 05:43 PM   #2
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i heard he sat through both Sex & The City movies. back to back
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1.Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
2.Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
3.Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
4.Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
5.When Chuck Norris crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
6.Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
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Old Mar 11, 2011, 07:50 AM   #4
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I heard he watched every video on YouTube.
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Old Mar 11, 2011, 09:31 AM   #5
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Check Norris once visited Atlanta, GA. A mugger tried to rob him and Chuck Norris slammed the guy into the ground so hard a piece of granite popped up out of the ground nearby.

Today, we call it "Stone Mountain."
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I heard he once visited the Virgin Islands, When he left they were renamed "The Islands"
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Old Mar 13, 2011, 07:59 PM   #7
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I heard that Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim though land
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I head Chuck Norris once slammed a revolving door.

And subbed :P
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I heard that Chuck Norris is persona non grata in Iran.
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Old Mar 14, 2011, 12:47 AM   #10
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I heard Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.
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I heard Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.
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All your base are belong to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris only pretended to be defeated by Bruce lee, Bruce Lee died of complications from that fight years later, Chuck Norris lives on

I heard Chuck Norris captured Saddam Hussein judged and hanged him.

No one dares call Chuck Norris by his first name alone

Chuck Norris doesn't need a time machine,he just walks backwards

The Grim Reaper visited Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris visited the grim reaper..........
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When Chuck Norris does a press up he is not pushing himself up he is pushing the world down
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Chuck Norris doesn’t kick people into the Sun he kicks the Sun into people.
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Chuck Norris invented kicking
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