One Spelling Error/Mistype Can Ruin Your Life!

Dyre Straits · Mar 31, 2011, 10:26 AM

A businessman on a business trip wrote an email to his wife:

"Having a wonderful time! Wish you were her."

Ikram45 · Mar 31, 2011, 10:28 AM

Good one!

Ishank · Mar 31, 2011, 10:48 AM

Nice

Tyrsonswood · Mar 31, 2011, 11:31 AM

If the wife was blonde, would she notice?

Ishank · Mar 31, 2011, 12:02 PM

What is blonde?

niceguyrichy · Mar 31, 2011, 12:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Ishank

What is blonde?

Jac · Mar 31, 2011, 12:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ishank

What is blonde?

Blonde as in a person with blonde hair - stereotyped as being a bit dumb.

Ishank · Mar 31, 2011, 12:49 PM

Oooooooooooooo!

Tyrsonswood · Mar 31, 2011, 01:10 PM

I wouldn't imagine there are many of them where you live........ at least with that hair color.

Ikram45 · Mar 31, 2011, 01:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Tyrsonswood

If the wife was blonde, would she notice?

I don't think so!

blibbax · Mar 31, 2011, 01:41 PM

Induction to blonde jokes seems called for...

3 blondes walked into a bar. Ouch.

In other news:

:P

Ikram45 · Mar 31, 2011, 01:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blibbax

Induction to blonde jokes seems called for...

3 blondes walked into a bar. Ouch.

In other news:

:P

Haha

Quote:

A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette. When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.
After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and thought,

"Oh! Those sheep are so adorable!"

She got out and walked over to the farmer and said,

"If I can guess how many sheep you have, can I take one home?"

The farmer, being a bit of a gambler himself, said she could have a try. The blonde looked at the flock and guessed, "157."
The farmer was amazed - she was right! So the blonde, (who looked like a brunette), picked one out and got back into her car.
Before she left, farmer walked up to her and said.

"If I can guess the real color of your hair, can I have my dog back?"

Ishank · Mar 31, 2011, 02:42 PM

very funny

Tipstaff · Apr 1, 2011, 05:42 AM

Don't start with the blonde jokes.. or else.

What do you call a brunette who dies her hair blonde?
Artificial Intelligence.

Why are most brunettes flatchested?
It makes it easier to read their T-shirt.

How do you drown a brunette?
Put a mirror at the bottom of a pool.

How can you tell if a brunette has been using your computer?
There's white-out on the screen.

brainless_beginner · Apr 1, 2011, 10:06 AM

Ha-ha, here's another blond joke: Three blonds. First blond, taking a portable (or how do u call it) mirror: "Oh, i must have seen her somewhere!" Second one: "Give it to me, hmm, yeah, her face looks familiar to me too." Third blond takes the mirror: "U both stupid! That's me!"

Mar 31, 2011, 10:28 AM	#2
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Ishank HardwareHeaven Addict Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Sitapur,UP,India Posts: 282 Rep Power: 42 System Specs	Re: One Spelling Error/Mistype Can Ruin Your Life! Nice

Mar 31, 2011, 12:02 PM	#5
Ishank HardwareHeaven Addict Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Sitapur,UP,India Posts: 282 Rep Power: 42 System Specs	Re: One Spelling Error/Mistype Can Ruin Your Life! What is blonde?

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Ishank HardwareHeaven Addict Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Sitapur,UP,India Posts: 282 Rep Power: 42 System Specs	Re: One Spelling Error/Mistype Can Ruin Your Life! Oooooooooooooo!

Mar 31, 2011, 01:41 PM	#11
blibbax What does this do? Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Oxford, UK Posts: 4,250 Rep Power: 254 System Specs	Re: One Spelling Error/Mistype Can Ruin Your Life! Induction to blonde jokes seems called for... 3 blondes walked into a bar. Ouch. In other news: :P __________________ Donate the spare computing power of your PC to help to cure Alzheimer's, ALS, Huntington's, Parkinson's disease and cancer: Fold for HH!

Mar 31, 2011, 02:42 PM	#13
Ishank HardwareHeaven Addict Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Sitapur,UP,India Posts: 282 Rep Power: 42 System Specs	Re: One Spelling Error/Mistype Can Ruin Your Life! very funny

Apr 1, 2011, 05:42 AM	#14
Tipstaff HardwareHeaven Extreme Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Real capital of Canada: Torauna Posts: 6,773 Rep Power: 191 System Specs	Re: One Spelling Error/Mistype Can Ruin Your Life! Don't start with the blonde jokes.. or else. What do you call a brunette who dies her hair blonde? Artificial Intelligence. Why are most brunettes flatchested? It makes it easier to read their T-shirt. How do you drown a brunette? Put a mirror at the bottom of a pool. How can you tell if a brunette has been using your computer? There's white-out on the screen. __________________ Portal: The Flash Version _________________________________ Brain: So, you sacked the cocky khaki Kicky Sack sock plucker? Mr. Sackett: The second cocky khaki Kicky Sack sock plucker I've sacked since the sixth sitting sheet slitter got sick.

Apr 1, 2011, 10:06 AM	#15
brainless_beginner is so brainless.. Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: KAZAN Posts: 464 Rep Power: 44 System Specs	Re: One Spelling Error/Mistype Can Ruin Your Life! Ha-ha, here's another blond joke: Three blonds. First blond, taking a portable (or how do u call it) mirror: "Oh, i must have seen her somewhere!" Second one: "Give it to me, hmm, yeah, her face looks familiar to me too." Third blond takes the mirror: "U both stupid! That's me!" __________________