[Tyrsonswood]

A guy walks into a bar, sits down and orders a beer. The bartender looks at him and says "want to make a little money tonight?" "Sure" the guy replies, "what do you need me to do?" The bartender says "If you can accomplish these 3 tasks I'll give you $1000."

"Do you see the big guy over in the corner? He's the bouncer here and has never lost a fight, you need to kick is ass."

"Piece of cake." (he then orders a couple shots of whiskey and downs them) "What else?" asks the guy, downing a shot.

Bartender says "Well, there is a dog out behind the bar with a tooth ache. I need you to pull out the bad tooth.

"Got it" the guy replies as he downs another shot. "What's the third task?"

"Well, there is an 80 year old prostitute upstairs that has never had an orgasm..."

"No problem" says the guy

The guy then orders a couple more shots of whiskey and rushes over to the bouncer and beats the daylights out of him. He then drinks another shot and rushes out the back door. Everyone in the bar hears the dog yelping and growling and a lot of ruckus outside.

The guy then emerges, staggering back in to the bar. He then looks at the bartender and says...."Now where is the hooker with the loose tooth?!?"

[Callandor]

Hahahahahaha.

[slugbug]

Oops

[Kizo]