Untitled.... (You'll Find Out Why)

Dyre Straits · Oct 1, 2011, 07:18 AM

After 20 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one evening,
when the wife felt her husband begin to touch her in ways he hadn't in
quite some time.
It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck, and then began
moving down past the small of her back.
He then slid his hand across her shoulders and neck, slowly worked it
down over one breast, then the other, stopping just over her lower
stomach. He then proceeded to place his hand on her left inner arm,
caressed past the side of her breast again, working down her side,
passed gently over and then in between her buttock and down her leg to
her calf.
Then, he proceeded up her inner thigh, stopping just at the uppermost
portion of her leg. He continued in the same manner on her right side,
then suddenly stopped, rolled over and became silent.
As she had become quite aroused by this caressing, she asked in a
loving voice, 'That was wonderful. Why did you stop?'
'I found the remote,' he said.

BlueMak · Oct 1, 2011, 07:55 AM

Cruel.

Callandor · Oct 1, 2011, 10:21 AM

Hahahahaha!!!!

BulletTheory · Oct 2, 2011, 10:34 PM

AHHAHA... awwhhhhh lolll

Cow_160483 · Oct 3, 2011, 05:41 AM

Ahaa the search for the remote

classic lol

Dude111 · Oct 6, 2011, 04:32 AM

Hehehe

Oct 1, 2011, 07:55 AM	#2
BlueMak HH's Asteroids' Dominator Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Hellas->Macedonia->Thessaloniki Posts: 13,475 Rep Power: 349 System Specs	Re: Untitled.... (You'll Find Out Why) Cruel. __________________ The people who are regarded as moral luminaries are those who forego ordinary pleasures themselves and find compensation in interfering with the pleasures of others(Bertrand Russell)"You go into Afghanistan, you got guys who slap women around for five years because they didn't wear a veil,You know, guys like that ain't got no manhood left anyway. So it's a hell of a lot of fun to shoot them." - Lt. Gen. James N. Mattis This is slavery, not to speak one's thought. [Euripides-The Phoenician Women (c.411-409 B.C.)] http://www.macedonia.info/FALLACIESANDFACTS.htm *Sic semper tyrannis.*

Oct 1, 2011, 10:21 AM	#3
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Oct 2, 2011, 10:34 PM	#4
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Oct 3, 2011, 05:41 AM	#5
Cow_160483 HH's only cow moooooo... Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: BOTSWANA Posts: 6,821 Rep Power: 300 System Specs	Re: Untitled.... (You'll Find Out Why) Ahaa the search for the remote classic lol __________________ Decode! Muhahahahah!

Oct 6, 2011, 04:32 AM	#6
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