[Mousey]

A man walks into a pharmacy and begins aimlessly wandering up and down the aisles, A sales assistant approaches him and asks "Can i help you sir?" to which he replies "Yes, I'm looking for Tampons for my wife". The sales assistant directs him to the aisle with the tampons and walks back to the front desk.

A few minutes later the man walks back up to the desk with a big bag of cotton balls and a roll of string, The sales assistant asks "I thought you were looking for tampons sir?", He sighs and explains; "Yesterday i asked my wife to pick me up some cigarettes, and she returned with a tin of tobacco and rolling papers because it's "sooooooo much cheaper", So i figured if i have to roll my own... So does she"

[Callandor]

Lol, nice.