Why did the chicken cross the road?

jjmd · Nov 18, 2003, 08:54 PM

Take a look.

http://www.wildcrazy.com/chicken.htm

tastyweat · Nov 18, 2003, 09:09 PM

... to get flattened by the steam roller?

(oh... it wasn't a question)

n1 though jjmd

Madgoat1979 · Nov 18, 2003, 09:10 PM

good ones....

"I invented the chicken!" hehe good stuff.....

MG

The_Neon_Cowboy · Nov 18, 2003, 09:33 PM

intersting..

Colonel Sanders' Answer:
I missed one?

rofl

jjmd · Nov 18, 2003, 10:01 PM

these are the most funniest "why did the chicken" jokes i've seen.

BiGBrOwNPimpsta · Nov 18, 2003, 10:04 PM

that was stupid lol no offense!

jjmd · Nov 18, 2003, 10:09 PM

Why did the Pimpsta cross the road?

tastyweat · Nov 18, 2003, 10:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jjmd
these are the most funniest "why did the chicken" jokes i've seen.

...is there an opposite to double negatives... if so I think you may have commited a crime against it...

jjmd · Nov 18, 2003, 10:14 PM

Okay Okay pick on me day i see, i've been up now for 27 hours. Can a guy get a break here. lol

tastyweat · Nov 18, 2003, 10:21 PM

lol

I don't like no double negatives - I'm odd

jjmd · Nov 18, 2003, 10:24 PM

hey tasty thats strange your odd im even

tastyweat · Nov 18, 2003, 10:29 PM

you trying to confuse me?

lol

jjmd · Nov 18, 2003, 10:31 PM

yep so i can catch your post count, damit. Just when i've caught up you start posting like me again.

tastyweat · Nov 18, 2003, 10:36 PM

hehe - you won't catch me mate - neither will fireball - lol

jjmd · Nov 18, 2003, 10:36 PM

maybe not but will give it my best.

jjmd · Nov 18, 2003, 10:37 PM

maybe not but will give it my best

jjmd · Nov 18, 2003, 10:38 PM

i keep doing that and i will, plus will get flamed out to. LOL

tastyweat · Nov 18, 2003, 10:38 PM

I'm sure you will

jjmd · Nov 18, 2003, 10:39 PM

YUP

tastyweat · Nov 18, 2003, 10:46 PM

indubidably

jjmd · Nov 18, 2003, 10:47 PM

you think?

tastyweat · Nov 18, 2003, 10:53 PM

I do indeed

jjmd · Nov 18, 2003, 10:55 PM

and so on and so on

tastyweat · Nov 18, 2003, 11:02 PM

etc etc...

jjmd · Nov 18, 2003, 11:03 PM

ramble ramble ramble.

tastyweat · Nov 18, 2003, 11:07 PM

I think we should stop this thread about now - this is kinda spam...

jjmd · Nov 18, 2003, 11:09 PM

tastyweat · Nov 18, 2003, 11:21 PM

zippit

jjmd · Nov 18, 2003, 11:27 PM

tastyweat · Nov 18, 2003, 11:34 PM

ok... I'm not gonna reply to this thread ne more! lol

Nov 18, 2003, 08:54 PM	#1
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Nov 18, 2003, 10:01 PM	Thread Starter #5
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Nov 18, 2003, 10:14 PM	Thread Starter #9
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Nov 18, 2003, 10:21 PM	#10
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Nov 18, 2003, 10:24 PM	Thread Starter #11
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Nov 18, 2003, 10:31 PM	Thread Starter #13
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Nov 18, 2003, 10:36 PM	#14
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Nov 18, 2003, 10:36 PM	Thread Starter #15
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Nov 18, 2003, 10:38 PM	Thread Starter #17
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