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Old Dec 8, 2003, 02:42 PM   #1
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Big Grin XXXmas shocking

i enjoyed this wee snippet today from todays "Daily Record" newspaper

XXXmas Shocking

A preist sent his flock hardcore porn videos after a mix up at a copying factory.
About 300 people in the town of Lampoldshausen, Germany, ended up with the XXX-rated material.

Father Frithjof Schwesig had hoped to spread the God's word to those who did not enjoy reading by sending videos - but instead stunned churchgoers found themselves watching porn.

Father Frithjof said: "God moves in mysterious ways - the people who ordered porn now have videos about Jesus"


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Old Dec 8, 2003, 03:42 PM   #2
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Thats Funny, but so true now a days,,,,,
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Re: XXXmas shocking

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Father Frithjof said: "God moves in mysterious ways - the people who ordered porn now have videos about Jesus"


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Old Dec 9, 2003, 11:12 AM   #6
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Re: XXXmas shocking

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"God moves in mysterious ways - the people who ordered porn now have videos about Jesus"
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