Scouse Christmas

tastyweat · Dec 12, 2003, 06:49 PM

To the tune of Mistletoe and Wine:

DREAMING OF A SCOUSE CHRISTMAS...

Christmas time, drunkenness and crime,
Children playing - in filth and grime,
With cars on fire - and trainees under tree
Time to rejoice - in be-ing scally,

It's a time for stealing, a time for receiving,
Knock-off gear - worra great feelin
Why pay top dollar - yer can nick it for free,
Just like our lecky, - gas and TV

Christmas time, pÃ*ssups all the time
Nicking ciggies, - spirits and wine
Wearing-shell-suits and Nykees - all knocked off gear
It's great getting pÃ*ssed - on someone else's beer

Its a time for drinkin - six packs of Stella
Dat yer got - from some dodgy Fella
Christmas is sound - Christmas is best
God bless our Cilla - and the DHSS

Christmas time - time to joy-ride
Then go and visit - family inside
With Dad on a six stretch - and sis up the duff
This 'City of Culcher' can get pretty rough

So next time your driving - through Liverpool-city
You may just know why - the streets look so shÃ*tty
So keep a sharp eye out - for those dodgy deals
But don't drive too slow - or they'll pinch all four wheels

jjmd · Dec 12, 2003, 09:56 PM

tastyweat · Dec 12, 2003, 10:09 PM

just incase any americans don't get this.... scousers are the uk equivalent of... ummm... Texans who steal EVERYTHING they can get there hands on... or at least that is how they are perceived in the uk

jjmd · Dec 12, 2003, 10:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by tastyweat
just incase any americans don't get this.... scousers are the uk equivalent of... ummm... Texans who steal EVERYTHING they can get there hands on... or at least that is how they are perceived in the uk

I got it Tasty.

tastyweat · Dec 12, 2003, 10:18 PM

kk... but what about the others

spunkmeier · Dec 12, 2003, 10:20 PM

sounds about right

Dec 12, 2003, 06:49 PM	#1
tastyweat Lurking Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: The void Posts: 4,794 Rep Power: 75 System Specs	Scouse Christmas To the tune of Mistletoe and Wine: DREAMING OF A SCOUSE CHRISTMAS... Christmas time, drunkenness and crime, Children playing - in filth and grime, With cars on fire - and trainees under tree Time to rejoice - in be-ing scally, It's a time for stealing, a time for receiving, Knock-off gear - worra great feelin Why pay top dollar - yer can nick it for free, Just like our lecky, - gas and TV Christmas time, pÃssups all the time Nicking ciggies, - spirits and wine Wearing-shell-suits and Nykees - all knocked off gear It's great getting pÃssed - on someone else's beer Its a time for drinkin - six packs of Stella Dat yer got - from some dodgy Fella Christmas is sound - Christmas is best God bless our Cilla - and the DHSS Christmas time - time to joy-ride Then go and visit - family inside With Dad on a six stretch - and sis up the duff This 'City of Culcher' can get pretty rough So next time your driving - through Liverpool-city You may just know why - the streets look so shÃ*tty So keep a sharp eye out - for those dodgy deals But don't drive too slow - or they'll pinch all four wheels __________________

Dec 12, 2003, 09:56 PM	#2
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Dec 12, 2003, 10:09 PM	Thread Starter #3
tastyweat Lurking Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: The void Posts: 4,794 Rep Power: 75 System Specs	just incase any americans don't get this.... scousers are the uk equivalent of... ummm... Texans who steal EVERYTHING they can get there hands on... or at least that is how they are perceived in the uk __________________

Dec 12, 2003, 10:18 PM	Thread Starter #5
tastyweat Lurking Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: The void Posts: 4,794 Rep Power: 75 System Specs	kk... but what about the others __________________

Dec 12, 2003, 10:20 PM	#6
spunkmeier Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: cornwall ooohhhaaaahh Posts: 0 Rep Power: 0	sounds about right