How to wash the cat

The_Neon_Cowboy · Dec 18, 2003, 06:08 AM

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1. Thoroughly clean the toilet.

2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water and have both lids lifted.

3. Obtain the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

4. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids (you may need to stand on the lid so he cannot escape).

CAUTION: DO NOT GET ANY PART OF YOUR BODY TOO CLOSE TO THE EDGE, AS HIS PAWS WILL BE REACHING OUT FOR ANY SURFACE THEY CAN FIND.

NOTE: THE CAT WILL SELF AGITATE AND MAKE AMPLE SUDS. NEVER MIND THE NOISES THAT COME FROM THE TOILET, THE CAT IS ACTUALLY ENJOYING THIS.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "powerwash and rinse" which I have found to be quite effective.

6. Have someone open the door to the outside and ensure that there are no people between the toilet and the outside door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can. Quickly lift both lids.

8. The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run outside where he will dry himself.

Sincerely,

THE DOG

shortstuff · Dec 18, 2003, 06:18 AM

LMAO Neon.

PoopyTheJ · Dec 18, 2003, 06:33 AM

ROFLMFAO! I actually washed the cat once, I'll never do that again as after attempting to blow-dry the cat he bit me and took the end of my thumb off. Yes a true story, stupid but true. I shoulda tried this!

Judas · Dec 18, 2003, 07:47 AM

i have.... an idea....

Saint_K · Dec 18, 2003, 09:10 AM

I washed my cat loads of times, just close down the bathroom, and take him into the shower with me

kinetic · Dec 18, 2003, 09:24 AM

Nice one Neon!

Those of you who have ever bathed a struggling cat will know how strong, fast and mean they are! Multiply that strength by 1000 and you have the Tiger, which brings us back to the Grizzly v Tiger debate!

BWX · Dec 18, 2003, 09:45 AM

One of my cats weighs about 18lbs, the other one weighs about 23lbs. Yes, they are about as strong as a rabid pit-bull when they want to be. Especially when I try to clip their claws, or force feed them medicine. I weigh about 185 lbs and one of them has actually started to lift me up when I was on top of it trying to hold it down so me g/f could give it some medicine. I was pretty amazed at the strength I felt coming out of the (comparatively) small animal. It's amazign how strong they get when they start going a little "wild".

Here's what the 23 pounder looks like when "surprised"

lol

Trunks0 · Dec 18, 2003, 11:31 AM

^

Markius · Dec 18, 2003, 01:00 PM

alot of people underestimate cats....

BWX · Dec 18, 2003, 01:16 PM

Best I can do with crappy webcam-

Indy~

Markius · Dec 18, 2003, 01:49 PM

we have 4 cats at my house...one of them is HUGE..dont ask me what he weighs......but it owns the area around my house LOL

Rayder · Dec 18, 2003, 02:20 PM

We had to wash our cat once....he got into something and it was eating him up (scabs all over, lots of itching and scratching on his part), so I decided to try and wash whatever it was off of him.

Amazingly, while he hated to be in the tub and was clawing to get away, he never once used his claws on ME, just on everything else. He's a good kitty.

And the wash did the trick, within a week he was scab and itch free. Strangely though, he won't go anywhere near the bathroom anymore.

Falstaff · Dec 18, 2003, 02:33 PM

You can play tennis with a cat
just got to swing harder to get them over the net..
wish I knew some good dead cat jokes.

krazy1 · Dec 18, 2003, 02:45 PM

The funny part is all 3 of my cats love water.... if I run the bathtub for my daughter I have to fight to keep the cats out!!

Yes I have strange cats.....

2 of them are big too. One is fat (14lbs) her sister is skinny (9lbs) and the other cat is a larger breed. He is 18lbs but that is 4lbs lighter then he should be. The Vet said he should be 22-24lbs. Yes he is a big boy but very gentle at heart.

BWX · Dec 18, 2003, 02:46 PM

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Originally posted by Rayder
he never once used his claws on ME, just on everything else. He's a good kitty.

Yeah, that's good, my kitties know who the boss is too-

It takes ALLOT for mine to get crazy too- it's usually when they get really scared- then they go a little crazy and sometimes make me think very carefully about where my fingers are in relation to their chompers.

I used to hate cats when I was younger (not really hate them - I like ALL animals- but I was always a "Dog person")- But I've grown up and matured enough to appreciate what a cat is- and when I got 2 kittens (6 weeks old, thanks to my girlfriend bringing them home!)- and raised them completely the way I wanted to- surprisingly they turned out to be the coolest cats I've ever seen.

I found that you have to just LET a cat BE a cat, and understand that they aren't a dog, and kind if give them some space, but still don't let them get away with too much.. Pretty soon they figure out what they can and cannot do- and they turn out to be happy animals that are great pets and just kinda hang out..

Isn't it amazing how much respect they have for you though? Like when they are really scared and freaking out- but they still rememeber not to bite and scratch you. That's when you start realizing that cats (some cats , not all) are actually highly intelligent and fairly complex. They're pretty cool to have them living in the house after they get over being kittens for the first year. Until then it's like having a 2 year old toddler that can outrun you! - and hide on you too. LOL, always an adventure though.

*edit* ----We should start a "pics of pets only" thread.

kinetic · Dec 18, 2003, 06:28 PM

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Originally posted by BWX232
Best I can do with crappy webcam-

Indy~

Thats a very healthy looking cat BWX!

shortstuff · Dec 18, 2003, 06:31 PM

Very pretty cat BWX.

krazy1 · Dec 18, 2003, 06:33 PM

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Originally posted by BWX232

*edit* ----We should start a "pics of pets only" thread.

Hmm... may have to pull the digital Camera out when I get home tonight..... Just my cats though.. fish never sit still long enough for a good picture...

BWX · Dec 18, 2003, 07:24 PM

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Originally posted by kinetic
Thats a very healthy looking cat BWX!

LOL- yeah, healthy, and happy. She's on a little bit of a diet right now. She'll eat until she pukes, like a dog or something. Nutty cat. That pic was from a few months ago when she was really getting big- she's actually shrinking now thank god.

BWX · Dec 18, 2003, 07:26 PM

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Originally posted by shortstuff
Very pretty cat BWX.

Thanks, I got some really funny pics of her- she's a funny cat- My other one is pretty cool looking too. I'll have to post em up- Look's like Neon started a cat thread!

mbeeston · Dec 18, 2003, 07:28 PM

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Originally posted by BWX232
One of my cats weighs about 18lbs, the other one weighs about 23lbs. Yes, they are about as strong as a rabid pit-bull when they want to be. Especially when I try to clip their claws, or force feed them medicine. I weigh about 185 lbs and one of them has actually started to lift me up when I was on top of it trying to hold it down so me g/f could give it some medicine. I was pretty amazed at the strength I felt coming out of the (comparatively) small animal. It's amazign how strong they get when they start going a little "wild".

Here's what the 23 pounder looks like when "surprised"

lol

BWX · Dec 18, 2003, 10:23 PM

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Originally posted by mbeeston

She did that all by herself- I just set the camera on the ground and walked away. That's the funny part.

shortstuff · Dec 18, 2003, 10:28 PM

I'll try and get a good pic of my cat. She is so black though that when you take a pic her fur absorbs all the light.

I'll take later though she is sleeping right now.

@/2ct!< · Dec 18, 2003, 11:30 PM

THE CAT IS ACTUALLY ENJOYING THIS. SOTL

SQUACHY · Dec 19, 2003, 01:43 AM

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Originally posted by BWX232

OMG WTF????

BWX · Dec 19, 2003, 03:28 AM

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Originally posted by SQUACHY
OMG WTF????

lol- what, you don't like my cat?

Tomorrow I'll post more pics- I've been awake for 2 days - night.

Falstaff · Dec 19, 2003, 03:44 AM

you can eat cats cant you?

Vengeance · Dec 19, 2003, 03:50 AM

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Originally posted by BWX232

Here's what the 23 pounder looks like when "surprised"

lol

You can just see it in this cats eyes. "WTF!!!"

***craig5320*** · Dec 19, 2003, 03:53 AM

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Originally posted by fallang_jeff
you can eat cats cant you?

You could eat broken glass, the question is would you want to?

shortstuff · Dec 19, 2003, 04:36 AM

No talk of eating cats.

Dec 18, 2003, 06:33 AM	#3
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Dec 18, 2003, 09:45 AM	#7
BWX unplugged Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: USNY Posts: 19,665 Rep Power: 109 System Specs	One of my cats weighs about 18lbs, the other one weighs about 23lbs. Yes, they are about as strong as a rabid pit-bull when they want to be. Especially when I try to clip their claws, or force feed them medicine. I weigh about 185 lbs and one of them has actually started to lift me up when I was on top of it trying to hold it down so me g/f could give it some medicine. I was pretty amazed at the strength I felt coming out of the (comparatively) small animal. It's amazign how strong they get when they start going a little "wild". Here's what the 23 pounder looks like when "surprised" lol __________________ Last edited by BWX; Dec 18, 2003 at 09:55 AM.

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Dec 18, 2003, 01:00 PM	#9
Markius DriverHeaven Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Australia Posts: 2,350 Rep Power: 0	alot of people underestimate cats.... __________________ DriverHeavens Aussie... "Lifes tragedy is that we get old too soon and wise too late"

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BWX unplugged Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: USNY Posts: 19,665 Rep Power: 109 System Specs	Best I can do with crappy webcam- Indy~ __________________

Dec 18, 2003, 06:18 AM	#2
shortstuff Sweetness Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 1,835 Rep Power: 0	LMAO Neon.

Dec 18, 2003, 09:10 AM	#5
Saint_K InSaNe Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Den haag, netherlands Posts: 836 Rep Power: 0	I washed my cat loads of times, just close down the bathroom, and take him into the shower with me

Dec 18, 2003, 09:24 AM	#6
kinetic DriverHeaven Senior Member Join Date: May 2002 Location: Manchester England Posts: 2,559 Rep Power: 0	Nice one Neon! Those of you who have ever bathed a struggling cat will know how strong, fast and mean they are! Multiply that strength by 1000 and you have the Tiger, which brings us back to the Grizzly v Tiger debate!

Dec 18, 2003, 01:49 PM	#11
Markius DriverHeaven Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Australia Posts: 2,350 Rep Power: 0	we have 4 cats at my house...one of them is HUGE..dont ask me what he weighs......but it owns the area around my house LOL __________________ DriverHeavens Aussie... "Lifes tragedy is that we get old too soon and wise too late"

Dec 18, 2003, 02:20 PM	#12
Rayder Mostly lurking lately.... Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 2,160 Rep Power: 71	We had to wash our cat once....he got into something and it was eating him up (scabs all over, lots of itching and scratching on his part), so I decided to try and wash whatever it was off of him. Amazingly, while he hated to be in the tub and was clawing to get away, he never once used his claws on ME, just on everything else. He's a good kitty. And the wash did the trick, within a week he was scab and itch free. Strangely though, he won't go anywhere near the bathroom anymore.

Dec 18, 2003, 02:33 PM	#13
Falstaff Old Codger Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: USAFA Posts: 19,047 Rep Power: 206	You can play tennis with a cat just got to swing harder to get them over the net.. wish I knew some good dead cat jokes. __________________ "Inspiration is always a surprising visitor."

Dec 18, 2003, 02:45 PM	#14
krazy1 Live from the Dungeon Join Date: May 2003 Location: Between the SubWoofers Posts: 1,395 Rep Power: 0	The funny part is all 3 of my cats love water.... if I run the bathtub for my daughter I have to fight to keep the cats out!! Yes I have strange cats..... 2 of them are big too. One is fat (14lbs) her sister is skinny (9lbs) and the other cat is a larger breed. He is 18lbs but that is 4lbs lighter then he should be. The Vet said he should be 22-24lbs. Yes he is a big boy but very gentle at heart. __________________

Dec 18, 2003, 06:31 PM	#17
shortstuff Sweetness Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 1,835 Rep Power: 0	Very pretty cat BWX.

Dec 18, 2003, 10:28 PM	#23
shortstuff Sweetness Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 1,835 Rep Power: 0	I'll try and get a good pic of my cat. She is so black though that when you take a pic her fur absorbs all the light. I'll take later though she is sleeping right now.

Dec 18, 2003, 11:30 PM	#24
@/2ct!< HardwareHeaven Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Not Vegas, anymore :( Posts: 1,391 Rep Power: 0	THE CAT IS ACTUALLY ENJOYING THIS. SOTL __________________

Dec 19, 2003, 03:44 AM	#27
Falstaff Old Codger Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: USAFA Posts: 19,047 Rep Power: 206	you can eat cats cant you? __________________ "Inspiration is always a surprising visitor."

Dec 19, 2003, 04:36 AM	#30
shortstuff Sweetness Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 1,835 Rep Power: 0	No talk of eating cats.