Cruel but funny

tastyweat · Mar 16, 2004, 12:07 AM

I phoned up a really gorgeous ex-girlfriend of mine the other day.

We lost track of time, chatting about the wild nights we used to enjoy together.

I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd like to meet up and maybe rekindle a little of that magic.

"Wow!", I said, "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now! I'm a bit older and a bit balder than when you last saw me!"

She giggled and said she was sure I'd meet the challenge!

"Yeah", I said, "just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistband that's a few inches wider these days!"

She laughed and told me to stop being so silly!

She teased me, saying she thought tubby bald men were cute!

"Anyway", she said, "I've put on a couple of pounds myself!"

So I hung up.

Judas · Mar 16, 2004, 12:27 AM

er... *lost* "why?"

Maiky · Mar 16, 2004, 01:42 AM

LOL

GutterPunk · Mar 16, 2004, 01:57 AM

LOL

DallasStar · Mar 16, 2004, 03:22 AM

you evil man (and i mean that)!

edit: oh wait... that was a hypothetical situation wasn't it?

i take my initial comment back

mainman · Mar 16, 2004, 05:46 AM

OMFG!!!

HsuGotaQ · Mar 16, 2004, 06:05 AM

Very good... oh... so very good

Ev!L-aLphA · Mar 16, 2004, 06:43 AM

OMG u meany lmfao

tastyweat · Mar 16, 2004, 12:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DallasStar
you evil man (and i mean that)!

edit: oh wait... that was a hypothetical situation wasn't it?

i take my initial comment back

Yeah - it aint me

- I'm only 16 - not going bald yet

digerati · Mar 17, 2004, 06:17 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Judas
er... *lost* "why?"

He goes off telling her how he's balding and how he's let himself go and she's alright with that. So she tells him she packed on some weight and he drops her like a brick lol

BWX · Mar 17, 2004, 03:46 PM

I woulda gone over and given her some sympathy sex at least.

LeanWolf · Mar 17, 2004, 04:08 PM

when a woman admits to putting on a "few" pounds, beware!!!

tankhunter01 · Mar 17, 2004, 04:15 PM

Zardon · Mar 17, 2004, 04:26 PM

10 on the richter scale.

mainman · Mar 18, 2004, 03:06 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by tankhunter01

Mar 16, 2004, 12:07 AM	#1
tastyweat Lurking Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: The void Posts: 4,794 Rep Power: 73 System Specs	Cruel but funny I phoned up a really gorgeous ex-girlfriend of mine the other day. We lost track of time, chatting about the wild nights we used to enjoy together. I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd like to meet up and maybe rekindle a little of that magic. "Wow!", I said, "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now! I'm a bit older and a bit balder than when you last saw me!" She giggled and said she was sure I'd meet the challenge! "Yeah", I said, "just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistband that's a few inches wider these days!" She laughed and told me to stop being so silly! She teased me, saying she thought tubby bald men were cute! "Anyway", she said, "I've put on a couple of pounds myself!" So I hung up. __________________

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BWX unplugged Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: USNY Posts: 19,665 Rep Power: 109 System Specs	I woulda gone over and given her some sympathy sex at least. __________________

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LeanWolf alpha male Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Skyrim Posts: 5,702 Rep Power: 80 System Specs	when a woman admits to putting on a "few" pounds, beware!!! __________________

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Mar 17, 2004, 04:26 PM	#14
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