Win98 Source code :p

astrolabos · Mar 22, 2004, 09:40 PM

*Windows '98 source code.*/Windows '98 source code.
/*Windows '98 source code.*/
/*
TOP SECRET Microsoft(c) Code
Project: Chicago(tm)
Projected release-date: Summer 1998
*/
#include "win31.h"
#include "win95.h"
#include "evenmore.h"
#include "oldstuff.h"
#include "billrulz.h"
#define INSTALL_HARD
char make_prog_look_big 1600000 ;
void main()
{
while(!CRASHED)
{
display_copyright_message();
display_bill_rules_message();
do_nothing_loop();
if (first_time_installation)
{
make_50_megabyte_swapfile();
do_nothing_loop();
totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();
hang_system();
}
write_something(anything);
display_copyright_message();
do_nothing_loop();
do_some_stuff();
if (still_not_crashed)
{
display_copyright_message();
do_nothing_loop();
basically_run_windows_3.1();
do_nothing_loop();
do_nothing_loop();
}
}
if (detect_cache())
disable_cache();
if (fast_cpu())
{
set_wait_states(lots);
set_mouse(speed, very_slow);
set_mouse(action, jumpy);
set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);
}
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */
printf("Welcome to Windows 98");
if (system_ok())
crash(to_dos_prompt);
else
system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp", O_CREATE);
while(something)
{
sleep(5);
get_user_input();
sleep(5);
act_on_user_input();
sleep(5);
}
create_general_protection_fault();
}

Judas · Mar 23, 2004, 02:37 AM

i like that...

tastyweat · Mar 24, 2004, 02:48 PM

Dom · Mar 24, 2004, 02:57 PM

Zardon · Mar 24, 2004, 03:06 PM

the funniest thing is that is probably nearer to the win 98 source code than we imagine (and no offense intended to any MS reps reading this

)

swimtech · Mar 24, 2004, 05:46 PM

Funny!

Mar 22, 2004, 09:40 PM	#1
astrolabos DriverHeaven Junior Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Kalamata, Greece Posts: 91 Rep Power: 0	Win98 Source code :p Windows '98 source code./Windows '98 source code. /Windows '98 source code./ /* TOP SECRET Microsoft(c) Code Project: Chicago(tm) Projected release-date: Summer 1998 / #include "win31.h" #include "win95.h" #include "evenmore.h" #include "oldstuff.h" #include "billrulz.h" #define INSTALL_HARD char make_prog_look_big 1600000 ; void main() { while(!CRASHED) { display_copyright_message(); display_bill_rules_message(); do_nothing_loop(); if (first_time_installation) { make_50_megabyte_swapfile(); do_nothing_loop(); totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system(); search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2(); hang_system(); } write_something(anything); display_copyright_message(); do_nothing_loop(); do_some_stuff(); if (still_not_crashed) { display_copyright_message(); do_nothing_loop(); basically_run_windows_3.1(); do_nothing_loop(); do_nothing_loop(); } } if (detect_cache()) disable_cache(); if (fast_cpu()) { set_wait_states(lots); set_mouse(speed, very_slow); set_mouse(action, jumpy); set_mouse(reaction, sometimes); } / printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); / / printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */ printf("Welcome to Windows 98"); if (system_ok()) crash(to_dos_prompt); else system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp", O_CREATE); while(something) { sleep(5); get_user_input(); sleep(5); act_on_user_input(); sleep(5); } create_general_protection_fault(); } __________________ I Am The One, Orgasmatron...

Mar 24, 2004, 02:48 PM	#3
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Mar 24, 2004, 05:46 PM	#6
swimtech HardwareHeaven Extreme Member Join Date: May 2002 Location: North Carolina Posts: 4,040 Rep Power: 124 System Specs	Funny! __________________ It's not so much getting your way that matters or not - what matters is how you go about getting it.

Mar 24, 2004, 02:57 PM	#4
Dom DriverHeaven Extreme Member Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 12,940 Rep Power: 0

Mar 24, 2004, 03:06 PM	#5
Zardon DriverHeaven Founder Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 32,480 Rep Power: 179	the funniest thing is that is probably nearer to the win 98 source code than we imagine (and no offense intended to any MS reps reading this )