The little girl and the cop

tastyweat · May 19, 2004, 07:27 PM

A city cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little girl named Mary stopped beside him on her new shiny bike.

"Nice bike" the cop said "did Santa bring it to you?"

"Yep," the little girl said, "he sure did!"

The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $20 ticket for a safety violation, saying "Next year tell Santa to put a reflector light on the back of it."

The young girl looked up at the cop and said, "Nice horse you got there sir, did Santa bring it to you?"

"Yes, he sure did," chuckled the cop.

The little girl looked up at the cop and said, "Next year tell Santa the dick goes underneath the horse, not on top."

Danhill · May 19, 2004, 07:29 PM

krazy1 · May 19, 2004, 07:33 PM

DOH

danjufo · May 19, 2004, 08:29 PM

haha, not heard that one

GutterPunk · May 19, 2004, 09:23 PM

haha thats great

**MIG-31** · May 19, 2004, 09:34 PM

brilliant.

**dj_stick** · May 19, 2004, 09:56 PM

hhe thats a good one

May 19, 2004, 07:27 PM	#1
tastyweat Lurking Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: The void Posts: 4,794 Rep Power: 75 System Specs	The little girl and the cop A city cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little girl named Mary stopped beside him on her new shiny bike. "Nice bike" the cop said "did Santa bring it to you?" "Yep," the little girl said, "he sure did!" The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $20 ticket for a safety violation, saying "Next year tell Santa to put a reflector light on the back of it." The young girl looked up at the cop and said, "Nice horse you got there sir, did Santa bring it to you?" "Yes, he sure did," chuckled the cop. The little girl looked up at the cop and said, "Next year tell Santa the dick goes underneath the horse, not on top." __________________

May 19, 2004, 07:29 PM	#2
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