Bad openings

~~HawK~~ · May 27, 2004, 11:23 AM

Alltime worst openings, use them if you like to be smacked in the face

: how your doing? from Joe (friends) isn't among those apparantly

pr0digal jenius · May 27, 2004, 11:39 AM

lol....i've seen worse, actually

~~HawK~~ · May 27, 2004, 03:29 PM

jah I used the "do you beliefe in love on first sight, or shall I walk by again" a few times,
but for that you need a woman with a sense of humor, so that won't work on 98% of the woman

Also this is a nono to, when telling a joke she doesn't understand, don't say
Oh sorry, with your hairstyle I thought you have a good sense of humor..

**dj_stick** · May 28, 2004, 12:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by HawK
you need a woman with a sense of humor, so that won't work on 98% of the woman

so true

GutterPunk · May 30, 2004, 09:45 PM

lol... my girl likes cheesiness i hate it.... i just say random retarded things to make her laugh anymore.... shes the girl to never use a pick up line like these on cuz she would ermmm just laugh in your face and ask you to leave

pr0digal jenius · May 30, 2004, 10:52 PM

i have recieved many a handprint for sayign things

**dj_stick** · May 30, 2004, 10:53 PM

ah the red slap mark

Mazuko · May 31, 2004, 06:51 AM

I asked someone out to see a movie not too long ago.

Her response? She had already seen every movie!!!!

I sat down at her table and started laughing so hard she left the restaurant.

May 27, 2004, 11:23 AM	#1
~~HawK~~ Banned Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 2,092 Rep Power: 0	Bad openings Alltime worst openings, use them if you like to be smacked in the face : how your doing? from Joe (friends) isn't among those apparantly

May 30, 2004, 09:45 PM	#5
GutterPunk I = Greatest Dood Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Nebraska Posts: 5,949 Rep Power: 71	lol... my girl likes cheesiness i hate it.... i just say random retarded things to make her laugh anymore.... shes the girl to never use a pick up line like these on cuz she would ermmm just laugh in your face and ask you to leave __________________ Rock On \m/ Thank you Mousey for the Sig! --------------- Intel Core2Duo E6660 (3.4GHZ) ~ Tuniq Tower 120 ~ Enermax Galaxy 1000W ~ Corsair Dominator @ 1090MHZ 5-5-5-15 (OCZ XTC Modded Cooler)~ EVGA 8800GTX W/ HR-03 Plus 120MM ~ Asus DVD-RW LiteScribe ~ LG DVD-RW ~ Corsair Voyager 2GB ReadyBoost Drive ~ Vantec Nexus Fan Controller ~ ThermalTake Armor 25CM fan ~ Personal Finance Blog: Dent Your Debt

May 31, 2004, 06:51 AM	#8
Mazuko DriverHeaven Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Fredericksburg, VA Posts: 1,008 Rep Power: 0 System Specs	I asked someone out to see a movie not too long ago. Her response? She had already seen every movie!!!! I sat down at her table and started laughing so hard she left the restaurant. __________________ E-bay feedback: http://feedback.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAP...me=STRK:ME:UFS

May 27, 2004, 11:39 AM	#2
pr0digal jenius Delete Me Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 14,648 Rep Power: 0	lol....i've seen worse, actually

May 27, 2004, 03:29 PM	Thread Starter #3
~~HawK~~ Banned Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 2,092 Rep Power: 0	jah I used the "do you beliefe in love on first sight, or shall I walk by again" a few times, but for that you need a woman with a sense of humor, so that won't work on 98% of the woman Also this is a nono to, when telling a joke she doesn't understand, don't say Oh sorry, with your hairstyle I thought you have a good sense of humor..

May 30, 2004, 10:52 PM	#6
pr0digal jenius Delete Me Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 14,648 Rep Power: 0	i have recieved many a handprint for sayign things