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The diference between men and women


NICKNAMES
If Laura, Suzanne, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call
each other Laura, Suzanne, Kate and Sarah. If Mike, Charlie, Dave and
John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy,
Ugly, Sh*t-Head and Dopey Twat.

EATING OUT
When the bill arrives, Mike, Charlie, Dave and John will each throw in
£20, even though it's only for £32.50. None of them will have anything
smaller and none will actually admit they want change back. When the
girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

MONEY
A man will pay £2 for a £1 item he needs. A woman will pay £1 for a £2
item that she doesn't need but it's on sale

BATHROOMS
A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste,
shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from M&S. The average
number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would
not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.

ARGUMENTS
A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after
that is the beginning of a new argument.

CATS
Women love cats. Men say they love cats, but when women aren't
looking, men kick cats.

FUTURE
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never
worries about the future until he gets a wife.

SUCCESS
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

MARRIAGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man
marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.

DRESSING UP
A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the
bins, answer the phone, read a book, and get the post. A man will
dress up for weddings and funerals.

NATURAL
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow
deteriorate during the night.

OFFSPRING
Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about
their dentist appointments and their romances, their best friends,
their favourite foods, and their hopes and dreams. A man is vaguely
aware of some short people living in the house.

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two
people remembering the same thing.
What a woman says: C'mon...This place is a mess. You and I need to
clean.Your trousers are on the floor and you'll have no clothes if we
don't do the laundry now. What a man hears: C'MON ... blah, blah, blah
YOU AND I blah,blah, blah, blah, blah ON THE FLOOR blah, blah, blah,
NO CLOTHES blah, blah, blah, blah, NOW

[Nacht]

haha

[mainman]

so true

[dj_stick]

especially the last one