Pick up lines that may get you killed........

mxcp · Jul 15, 2004, 04:06 PM

Pick up lines that may get you killed........

1. If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?

2. I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.

3. If it's true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning!

4. How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?

5. I was about to go masturbate and I needed a name to go with your face.

6. You are so fine that I'd eat your shit just to see where it came from.

7. My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.

8. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like spaghetti. Let's go f***.

9. Is that a keg in your pants? 'Cause I would love to tap that ass!

10. If your right leg was Thanksgiving, and your left leg was Christmas,
could I meet you between the holidays?

11. You remind me of a championship bass, I don't know whether to mount you
or eat you!

12. Your parents must be retarded, because you are special.

13. Could I touch your belly button . . . from the inside?

14. I'm not too good at algebra, but doesn't U+I = 69?

15. How about we play lion and lion tamer? You hold your mouth open, and
I'll give you the meat.

16. Guy: "Would you like to dance?"
Girl: "I don't care for this song and surely wouldn't dance with you."
Guy: "I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in
those pants"

17. I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house.

18. F*** me if I'm wrong, but is your name Yolanda?

19. I love every bone in your body - especially mine.

20. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light
switch away.

21. Hey baby, what's your sign? Caution, slippery when wet, dangerous curves
ahead, yield?

22. I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into
this motel room.

23. Wanna play Pearl Harbor?....Its a game where I lay back while you blow
the hell out of me.

24. Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be.

25. Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?

26. I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to
you.

27. That shirt looks very becoming on you, but if I were on you, I'd be
coming too.

28. I'd like to screw your brains out, but it appears that someone beat me
to it.

29. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a braille name tag.

Edited by: Roadee........try to watch the language in the open forums!!

drakesteakn · Jul 15, 2004, 04:10 PM

those are great!!!

No_Style · Jul 15, 2004, 04:17 PM

Amusing ones indeed!

germanjulian · Jul 15, 2004, 04:28 PM

Nacht · Jul 15, 2004, 05:54 PM

hahah

dipstick · Jul 15, 2004, 05:59 PM

nice ones

GutterPunk · Jul 15, 2004, 05:59 PM

hehehe those are good

Falstaff · Jul 15, 2004, 06:07 PM

Hey, nice ass.....get in the truck! (red neck pickup line)

**Roadee** · Jul 15, 2004, 07:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by fallang_jeff
Hey, nice ass.....get in the truck! (red neck pickup line)

Speaking from experience Jeff??

Zelig · Jul 16, 2004, 01:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Roadee
Speaking from experience Jeff??

From which perspective?

grog · Jul 16, 2004, 05:35 AM

**dj_stick** · Jul 16, 2004, 07:28 AM

lol grog tops it off

Judas · Jul 16, 2004, 08:25 AM

lol... lovley!

Jul 15, 2004, 04:06 PM	#1
mxcp DriverHeaven Newbie Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: TORONTO Posts: 11 Rep Power: 0	Pick up lines that may get you killed........ Pick up lines that may get you killed........ 1. If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole? 2. I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag. 3. If it's true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning! 4. How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized? 5. I was about to go masturbate and I needed a name to go with your face. 6. You are so fine that I'd eat your shit just to see where it came from. 7. My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. 8. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like spaghetti. Let's go f*. 9. Is that a keg in your pants? 'Cause I would love to tap that ass! 10. If your right leg was Thanksgiving, and your left leg was Christmas, could I meet you between the holidays? 11. You remind me of a championship bass, I don't know whether to mount you or eat you! 12. Your parents must be retarded, because you are special. 13. Could I touch your belly button . . . from the inside? 14. I'm not too good at algebra, but doesn't U+I = 69? 15. How about we play lion and lion tamer? You hold your mouth open, and I'll give you the meat. 16. Guy: "Would you like to dance?" Girl: "I don't care for this song and surely wouldn't dance with you." Guy: "I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants" 17. I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house. 18. F* me if I'm wrong, but is your name Yolanda? 19. I love every bone in your body - especially mine. 20. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away. 21. Hey baby, what's your sign? Caution, slippery when wet, dangerous curves ahead, yield? 22. I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this motel room. 23. Wanna play Pearl Harbor?....Its a game where I lay back while you blow the hell out of me. 24. Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be. 25. Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money? 26. I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you. 27. That shirt looks very becoming on you, but if I were on you, I'd be coming too. 28. I'd like to screw your brains out, but it appears that someone beat me to it. 29. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a braille name tag. Edited by: Roadee........try to watch the language in the open forums!!

Jul 15, 2004, 04:10 PM	#2
drakesteakn boo!!!! Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Ft. Meyers, FL Posts: 2,041 Rep Power: 0	those are great!!! __________________

Jul 15, 2004, 04:17 PM	#3
No_Style Styleless Wonder Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Ottawa, Ontario Posts: 6,034 Rep Power: 0	Hohoho~ Amusing ones indeed! __________________ "The Best Style Is No Style" Specifications Here

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Jul 15, 2004, 05:59 PM	#6
dipstick HardwareHeaven Extreme Member Join Date: May 2002 Location: USA Posts: 3,609 Rep Power: 71 System Specs	nice ones

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Jul 16, 2004, 05:35 AM	#11
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