Man Attends Own Funeral

jkayca2 · Sep 17, 2004, 07:58 PM

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ExitiosuS · Sep 17, 2004, 08:11 PM

"Toronto police Det.-Const. Dave Stirling says he doesn't know how the sister could have gotten the identification wrong, though noted the body was badly mutilated."

I'd smack my sister if she identified me as dead. LOL

Don't most people who have living funerals attend their own funeral?

haha.

Stupid police not checking dental records... I'm going to assume a bit of its face was intact for hte sister to believe it was him. Dorks. Rararar. Yes. that was my useless input.

The375Boy · Sep 17, 2004, 09:43 PM

.......Here...lets rearrange this around so it makes sence...........

"The relative was quite confident as to the identification,"
Squires' sister Diana told CFTO that the victim looked "identical to my brother.""There must have been a likeness," Stirling told the Sun. "It certainly is an unfortunate circumstance. It's certainly a shock."......

so basicly whats she's trying to say is that her brother looks like a someone who was mutilated by a train...

there that makes more sence y she mixed the 2 up

Nacht · Sep 17, 2004, 09:56 PM

lol thats just wrong

Dyre Straits · Sep 17, 2004, 10:18 PM

Actually, I DO hope I'm present at my own funeral. (If you know what I mean.

)

The375Boy · Sep 18, 2004, 12:12 AM

off subject but it is a known fact that by placing the phrase "if u know what i mean" at the end of any sentence, it sounds sexual...but in this case i have no f*ckin clue
examples:

"i'm going into the kitchen to eat dinner...if u know what i mean"
(if you live on a farm) "i'm out back choking the chickens...if u know what i mean"

see do it to any sentence!

The_Neon_Cowboy · Sep 18, 2004, 12:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dyre Straits

Actually, I DO hope I'm present at my own funeral. (If you know what I mean.

)

not me i plan to live forever....

Zardon · Sep 18, 2004, 12:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The_Neon_Cowboy

not me i plan to live forever....

Live like Jim Morrison did !

The_Neon_Cowboy · Sep 18, 2004, 12:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zardon

Live like Jim Morrison did !

hmmm "the doors" i'll take his money

pr0digal jenius · Sep 18, 2004, 04:42 AM

somewhere in keith richard's body is the cure to cancer.....

drewpa13 · Sep 18, 2004, 06:14 AM

His live is probably pickeled

BiGBrOwNPimpsta · Sep 18, 2004, 07:05 AM

i never read this in the paper today odd, those stupid GO trains have killed a few ppl this yr

GO is another transit system we have here for longer distance travels at express times, and they use the national railways so they cross streets and stuff thats where most of the problems happen

GutterPunk · Sep 18, 2004, 07:08 AM

thats so mest up

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The375Boy LowRyder LifeStyle Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Vineland NJ Posts: 710 Rep Power: 0	.......Here...lets rearrange this around so it makes sence........... "The relative was quite confident as to the identification," Squires' sister Diana told CFTO that the victim looked "identical to my brother.""There must have been a likeness," Stirling told the Sun. "It certainly is an unfortunate circumstance. It's certainly a shock."...... so basicly whats she's trying to say is that her brother looks like a someone who was mutilated by a train... there that makes more sence y she mixed the 2 up __________________ Antec SHOHO AMG plus view AMD64 3200+ FSB-133 asus K8v SE Deluxe PC2700 Maxtor 80gig ATA133 7200 RPM 8mb cache Maxtor 30 gig 5600RPM Creative 6.1 surround speakers ATI RADEON 9800 PRO + stage 1 OcSystems Microsoft Windows Xp Pro sp2 SB live 5.1 sound card Logitech cordless elite Duo 450 watt Psu Last edited by The375Boy; Sep 18, 2004 at 12:14 AM.

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The375Boy LowRyder LifeStyle Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Vineland NJ Posts: 710 Rep Power: 0	off subject but it is a known fact that by placing the phrase "if u know what i mean" at the end of any sentence, it sounds sexual...but in this case i have no fckin clue examples: "i'm going into the kitchen to eat dinner...if u know what i mean" (if you live on a farm) "i'm out back choking the chickens...if u know what i mean" see do it to any sentence! __________________ Antec SHOHO AMG plus view AMD64 3200+ FSB-133 asus K8v SE Deluxe PC2700 Maxtor 80gig ATA133 7200 RPM 8mb cache Maxtor 30 gig 5600RPM Creative 6.1 surround speakers ATI RADEON 9800 PRO + stage 1 OcSystems Microsoft Windows Xp Pro sp2 SB live 5.1 sound card Logitech cordless elite Duo *450 watt Psu

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Sep 17, 2004, 08:11 PM	#2
ExitiosuS Simian Masterpiece! Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: London, Ont. Canada Posts: 358 Rep Power: 59 System Specs	"Toronto police Det.-Const. Dave Stirling says he doesn't know how the sister could have gotten the identification wrong, though noted the body was badly mutilated." I'd smack my sister if she identified me as dead. LOL Don't most people who have living funerals attend their own funeral? haha. Stupid police not checking dental records... I'm going to assume a bit of its face was intact for hte sister to believe it was him. Dorks. Rararar. Yes. that was my useless input.

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