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HH Old Fuddy Duddy
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The Pastor and the Peanuts....
A pastor was paying a visit to one of the senior citizen women of his church.
During the visit he noticed a bowl of peanuts on the coffee table and, assuming they were for guests, he began munching on them as they talked. About half-way through the bowl of peanuts, he had a pang of guilt and realized he should have asked before helping himself. "I'm so sorry. I've nearly eaten all these peanuts. I should have asked if it were OK for me to have some," he said. "Oh, preacher, you're quite welcome to them. I can't eat peanuts since I have no teeth," she replied. "All I can do is suck the chocolate off of them." |
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ive heard that b4 :/ on a cartoon..........still funny
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Yucky.
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hehe that was funny
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