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Old Sep 27, 2004, 05:55 AM   #1
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The Pastor and the Peanuts....

A pastor was paying a visit to one of the senior citizen women of his church.

During the visit he noticed a bowl of peanuts on the coffee table and, assuming they were for guests, he began munching on them as they talked. About half-way through the bowl of peanuts, he had a pang of guilt and realized he should have asked before helping himself.

"I'm so sorry. I've nearly eaten all these peanuts. I should have asked if it were OK for me to have some," he said.

"Oh, preacher, you're quite welcome to them. I can't eat peanuts since I have no teeth," she replied. "All I can do is suck the chocolate off of them."
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Old Sep 27, 2004, 06:02 AM   #2
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A pastor was paying a visit to one of the senior citizen women of his church.

During the visit he noticed a bowl of peanuts on the coffee table and, assuming they were for guests, he began munching on them as they talked. About half-way through the bowl of peanuts, he had a pang of guilt and realized he should have asked before helping himself.

"I'm so sorry. I've nearly eaten all these peanuts. I should have asked if it were OK for me to have some," he said.

"Oh, preacher, you're quite welcome to them. I can't eat peanuts since I have no teeth," she replied. "All I can do is suck the chocolate off of them."
Haha, i've seen this before, but it's still funnny though...
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Old Sep 27, 2004, 06:03 AM   #3
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ive heard that b4 :/ on a cartoon..........still funny
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Old Sep 27, 2004, 07:05 AM   #4
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Old Sep 27, 2004, 07:10 AM   #5
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