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Nov 4, 2004, 10:51 PM
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GEEZ!..Looks like my wife in that blue shirt!
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Nov 5, 2004, 12:09 AM
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wow. You are one lucky man whoever you are. Take a picture of your wife in that shirt. I'd pay good money to see that
 Especially if she still looks like that after having a kid(who is old enough to have an Xbox)hahahaha. oh yeah this is the pic from Errorwear of that chick. Not the same one thats in my avatar, but from the same photo set.  GO BSOD!
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Nov 5, 2004, 01:58 AM
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My wife is truely a looker.I cant tell you how many times I have had to,shall we say urge another gentelman to back off from hitting on her.She's 41 now and looks 31.As far as the pic goes,she's all mine....sorry.And she's quite modist at that.I dont even get any of those type of pics.
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Nov 5, 2004, 02:27 AM
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ahhhhh 41? Comeon man that could be my mom! jeez if my mom looked like that, I'd make her wear a Habbit(those things nuns wear) or a veil or something. and baggy clothes too.
Dang...uhg what a horrid thought. Good thing both my rents are friggin nerds. I'd never get my friends out of the house if my mom looked like that. I pity your son. Lets hope he has polite friends.
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Nov 7, 2004, 07:24 AM
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Lol Guyz...
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Nov 7, 2004, 07:25 AM
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hahahaha. we're just havin fun here.
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Nov 7, 2004, 08:25 PM
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What really worries me is my daughter.She's 12 and looks just like my wife.My son's friends are starting to hang around our house like a pack of wild dogs.I see there eye's. And I have had to limit her to 1 hour on the phone per day.The good thing is I have a Browning gun safe that is slam full of assult weapons,and I KNOW how to use them.
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Rig specs to the left in the boxes....X-Box 360 w/Hitachi 42" HDTV....If Darwins theory of evolution is true then why are monkeys still monkeys?It takes much more faith to believe in Darwin's theory over the Genesis account of creation. |
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Nov 7, 2004, 09:57 PM
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whats always fun is polishing your hunting knifes or rifles while meeting the boyfriend. THATS fun times. One of my friend's parents one time answered the door in their underwear and the dad said to the boyfriend "think I'm crazy now? try bringing her back past 10" Its fun times.
I do feel bad for you though man...and believe me, its not easy for your daughter either. There are lots of pressures if shes attractive and she has her brothers(presumably older) friends hanging around. Just keep an eye out for her. Also another thing to think about is, I'm betting your son is probably planning on beating the shit out of the first friend that tries to put the moves on her. Most good brothers are that way.
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Nov 7, 2004, 10:38 PM
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She's 12!...She WILL NOT date before she's 21!...Just kidding.She will not "car date" until she's 16.And buy the way,she know's how to shoot too.She's been deer and turkey hunting with me sence she was 9.She doesnt hunt,she just goes with me.When it comes time to gut the animal she goes back to the truck....HA!
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Nov 7, 2004, 11:24 PM
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Well of course. shes a 12 yearold girl. If she liked to watch, I'd be concerned.
what do you mean "Car date"? You basically saying no boyfriends that drive until shes 16? heh. Man I cant even drive yet. I havent gotten around to getting my license because there is little purpose for a car in ths city. Seattle has pretty alright public transit. Anyway make sure to keep an eye on that girl. A good friend of mine started that way...and now...uhg well lets just say that I often bang my head against the wall when I listen to the newest stupid thing shes doing.
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Nov 8, 2004, 03:31 AM
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Nov 8, 2004, 05:44 AM
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HAHAHAH thanks. one of my favs.
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Nov 8, 2004, 07:23 AM
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I wasn't allowed to have a girlfriend of any significance till i was 16, and didn't have a car till i was 17, so the first g/f got toted around in mom's car...lol...THOSE are good times. She was crazy tho and had to go....all deciding after 2 weeks it would be fun to start rammign her tongue down my throat whith her parents watching...I think not......that's a whoel nother story tho...lol
But yes, coming from a 18 year old guy's point of view, do keep an eye on her. And also keep in mind that the ones who try the stupid sh*t are the ones you don't want her around anyways. I know all about what works and what doesn't, as I've been with my girlfriend for 17 monthes as of tomorrow(which is an accomplishment when I'm at college and she isn't....) and most of my friends work on a bi-weekly basis  (a few are on the same girl/guy...just on like...attempt #5 ) I strongly agree with yer 16 rule though. And if you wanna steal the greatest 'tough dad' lien ever, simply walk up to the guy and say "I'll gladly go back to prison if you screw this up...."
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Nov 8, 2004, 08:13 AM
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OMFG! thats great Pr0d.
btw I had an interesting one where the gf decided it would be funning to stuff her hands down my pants while at dinner. she totally loved crossing the line and I was always really pissed off cause her parents probably knew what was going on. My parents never knew anything(or at least never said anything. thank god) so that was alright. but damn. worst thing is. SHE BROKE MY FAVORITE BELT! Its still busted. It wont close right so sometimes it'll just go loose and fall off. majorly sucks.
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Nov 8, 2004, 08:48 AM
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I'da smacked the stew out of her. lol....we should probably give him his thread back and move this to offtopic
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Nov 8, 2004, 04:39 PM
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aww but thats no fun!
lousy mod ::mumbles:: fine fine. Lets talk about xbox hacks. er...later because I gotta get to class. Adios.
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Nov 10, 2004, 07:06 PM
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Nov 10, 2004, 08:16 PM
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OMG !!! not going there, i was thinking it was going to be something like this
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Nov 11, 2004, 01:08 AM
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OMFG! ITS BEEN SNIPPED!
you are a loser Vampy. Takeing away our fun. We were hiding behind the guise of xbox hacks!
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Nov 11, 2004, 01:09 AM
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Oh guys, you're putting me out big time, my daughters are 4 and 6 but my best friends are 6 and 12.
Neither of us are looking forward to boyfriend times I can tell you, best part is I get to laugh at his misfortunes first (hopefully).
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Nov 11, 2004, 01:34 AM
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Nov 11, 2004, 01:55 AM
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My daughters are only 2 and 3, but I know that one day, they'll run into some guy like me, and if I know better, I'll probably shoot the mother F**ker.
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Nov 11, 2004, 03:14 AM
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Nov 11, 2004, 03:18 AM
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holy shit...just watch, i'm gunna be "blessed" with a bunch of daughters.
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Nov 11, 2004, 03:51 AM
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This is turnining out to be greatest threat, I mean greatest thread to check out.
Ahem...How about a little chill.... guys? I have a lttle boy. 
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Nov 11, 2004, 04:07 AM
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lololol
lol this is classic. While we are on the topic i got some funny pick up lines that will get you killed.
1. If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole? 2. I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag. 3. If it's true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning! 4. How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized? 5. I was about to go masturbate and I needed a name to go with your face. 6. You are so fine that I'd eat your shit just to see where it came from. 7. My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. 8. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like spaghetti. Let's go fuck. 9. Is that a keg in your pants? 'Cause I would love to tap that ass! 10. If your right leg was Thanksgiving, and your left leg was Christmas, could I meet you between the holidays? 11. You remind me of a championship bass, I don't know whether to mount you or eat you! 12. Your parents must be retarded, because you are special. 13. Could I touch your belly button . . .from the inside? 14. I'm not too good at algebra, but doesn't U+I =3D 69? 15. How about we play lion and lion tamer? You hold your mouth open, and I'll give you the meat. 16. Guy: "Would you like to dance?" Girl: "I don't care for this song and surely wouldn't dance with you." Guy: "I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants" 17. I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house. 18. Fuck me if I'm wrong, but is your name Yolanda? 19. I love every bone in your body -especially mine. 20. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away. 21. Hey baby, what's your sign? Caution, slippery when wet, dangerous curves ahead, yield? 22. I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this motel room. 23. Wanna play Pearl Harbor?....Its a game where I lay back while you blow the hell out of me. 24. Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be. 25. Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money? 26. I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you. 27.That shirt looks very becoming on you, but if I were on you I'd be coming too. 28. I'd like to screw your brains out, but it appears that someone beat me to it. 29. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag. 30. Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here! i dont remember where i got these, they were just sitting in a .doc for a while
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Nov 11, 2004, 05:08 AM
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OMFG! Ihave fond memories of finding that EXACT list in the locker room at a swimming competition my freshman year. AHHAHAHAH fun times.
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Nov 11, 2004, 05:26 AM
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dibs on #12
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Nov 11, 2004, 05:27 AM
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Oh man you guys are psycho dads just like my girlfriend's dad was when we first started going out. I am 3 years older than her so he was wary of me from day one. But he warmed up after a few months and now she loves me.
But seriously, you guys scare the shit out of me.
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