Rules of the Alarm Clock

The375Boy · Nov 11, 2004, 03:22 PM

After being late for an exam this morning i decided to post this:

1.) get an alarm clock that is annoying as hell.
2.) Take off the snooze button.
3.) Epoxy over the opening of the snooze button so you can never EVER use it!
4.) Before epoxy dries, insert a 1"x1" tab of metal, perferably brass.
5.) Alarm clock needs to be on the other side of the room.
6.) attach 220 (house electrican current) power and ground to the existing metal peice near snooze button.
7.) Dont forget to SET THE ALARM CLOCK!

TJ- · Nov 11, 2004, 04:08 PM

why dont u just use a phone alarm,, they never fail me.... i cant stand waking up to that damn buzzer

YAYitsAndrew · Nov 11, 2004, 06:52 PM

If you sleep in the same room as your computer, it can be a great wakeup tool. It's always across the room, has a large sound output, can literally play any sound you want (you can become immune to the alarm if you have the same sound every day), and is free.

Rayder · Nov 11, 2004, 07:50 PM

Heh, I've been using the same alarm clock since I was in the 7th grade (I'm 36 now). It has NEVER failed to wake me up when set. I'm just amazed that the dang thing still works.

Nacht · Nov 11, 2004, 09:44 PM

i've turned mine off a couple of times (not snooze, i turned the alarm off) without waking up, so i had to turn the alarm volume up to "loud" (soft was already the volume of most alarm clocks) and move it across my room.

Senor_Mota · Nov 11, 2004, 11:37 PM

Just have a girlfriend who wakes up early in the morning and who happens to own a blowdart gun.

The375Boy · Nov 11, 2004, 11:40 PM

now thats what i'm talking about!!

Nov 11, 2004, 03:22 PM	#1
The375Boy LowRyder LifeStyle Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Vineland NJ Posts: 710 Rep Power: 0	Rules of the Alarm Clock After being late for an exam this morning i decided to post this: 1.) get an alarm clock that is annoying as hell. 2.) Take off the snooze button. 3.) Epoxy over the opening of the snooze button so you can never EVER use it! 4.) Before epoxy dries, insert a 1"x1" tab of metal, perferably brass. 5.) Alarm clock needs to be on the other side of the room. 6.) attach 220 (house electrican current) power and ground to the existing metal peice near snooze button. 7.) Dont forget to SET THE ALARM CLOCK!

Nov 11, 2004, 06:52 PM	#3
YAYitsAndrew Anti-Piracy Poster Boy Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: NJ Posts: 2,605 Rep Power: 79 System Specs	If you sleep in the same room as your computer, it can be a great wakeup tool. It's always across the room, has a large sound output, can literally play any sound you want (you can become immune to the alarm if you have the same sound every day), and is free. __________________ "It is because the resistance to paying for copyrighted material, although often characterized as arising from a supposed technical burden or principled concern for the public interest, arises rather from exactly the same segment of the brain that is dominant in shoplifters." - Mark Helprin, Digital Barbarism In other words, it's never okay to steal even if you think you have a good reason! www.yayitsandrew.com

Nov 11, 2004, 11:37 PM	#6
Senor_Mota 悪魔の方法 Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Ee-duh-ow Posts: 2,384 Rep Power: 99 System Specs	Just have a girlfriend who wakes up early in the morning and who happens to own a blowdart gun. __________________

Nov 11, 2004, 11:40 PM	Thread Starter #7
The375Boy LowRyder LifeStyle Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Vineland NJ Posts: 710 Rep Power: 0	now thats what i'm talking about!! __________________ Antec SHOHO AMG plus view AMD64 3200+ FSB-133 asus K8v SE Deluxe PC2700 Maxtor 80gig ATA133 7200 RPM 8mb cache Maxtor 30 gig 5600RPM Creative 6.1 surround speakers ATI RADEON 9800 PRO + stage 1 OcSystems Microsoft Windows Xp Pro sp2 SB live 5.1 sound card Logitech cordless elite Duo 450 watt Psu

Nov 11, 2004, 04:08 PM	#2
TJ- DriverHeaven Extreme Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Infinity Posts: 3,679 Rep Power: 0	why dont u just use a phone alarm,, they never fail me.... i cant stand waking up to that damn buzzer

Nov 11, 2004, 07:50 PM	#4
Rayder Mostly lurking lately.... Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 2,161 Rep Power: 73	Heh, I've been using the same alarm clock since I was in the 7th grade (I'm 36 now). It has NEVER failed to wake me up when set. I'm just amazed that the dang thing still works.

Nov 11, 2004, 09:44 PM	#5
Nacht ein Krieger Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Clemson Uni Posts: 3,127 Rep Power: 0	i've turned mine off a couple of times (not snooze, i turned the alarm off) without waking up, so i had to turn the alarm volume up to "loud" (soft was already the volume of most alarm clocks) and move it across my room.