Why you should wrap presents yourself

pigdog · Dec 20, 2004, 07:18 AM

[color=white]This is why you should wrap presents yourself.[/color]

[color=white]A young man called Paul wanted to purchase a gift for his new [/color][color=white]Sweethearts Christmas present and as they had not been dating for very [/color][color=white]long, after careful consideration, he decided that a pair of gloves would strike the right note - not too romantic and not too personal.[/color]

[color=white]Accompanied by his sweetheart's sister he went to Harrods and bought a [/color][color=white]dainty pair of white gloves. The sister purchased a pair of panties for herself at the same time. During the wrapping the shop assistant mixed up the two items and the sister got the gloves and the sweetheart got the panties (big oops!).[/color]

[color=white]Without checking the contents the young man sealed the package and sent [/color][color=white]it to his sweetheart with the following note:[/color]

[color=white]Dear Maria,[/color]

[color=white]I chose these because I noticed that you are not in the habit of wearing any when we go out in the evening. If it had not been for your sister I would have chosen the long ones with the buttons, but she wears short one’s that are easier to remove.[/color]

[color=white]These are a delicate shade, but the lady I bought them from showed me the pair that she had been wearing for the past three weeks and they were hardly soiled at all.[/color]

[color=white]I had her try yours on for me and she looked really smart even though [/color][color=white]they were a little tight on her. She also told me that her pair helps to keep her ring clean and shiny; in fact she had not needed to wash it [/color][color=white]since she had begun wearing them.[/color]

[color=white]I wish I were there to put them on for you for the first time, as no [/color][color=white]doubt many other hands will touch them before I have a chance to see you again.[/color]

[color=white]When you take them off remember to blow into them before putting them [/color][color=white]away as they will naturally be a little damp from wearing. Just think [/color][color=white]how many times my lips will kiss them during the coming year.[/color]

[color=white]I hope that you will wear them for me on Friday night.[/color]

[color=white]All my love[/color]

[color=white]Paul[/color]

[color=white]P.S. The latest style is to wear them folded down with a little fur [/color][color=white]showing.[/color]

Dark Lord · Dec 20, 2004, 07:22 AM

that would suck...

and are we talking about the gloves being folded down or the undies?

Sargentwhitey · Dec 20, 2004, 07:25 AM

Awesome

pr0digal jenius · Dec 20, 2004, 04:14 PM

somethign tells me she cried all christmas

Nacht · Dec 20, 2004, 04:44 PM

hahahahah thats brilliant

Senor_Mota · Dec 20, 2004, 05:28 PM

I think I may have wet myself while I was laughing.

Oh wait, yep, I did.

mbeeston · Dec 21, 2004, 06:59 AM

*hears the slap from here*

The_Neon_Cowboy · Dec 21, 2004, 07:34 AM

Nice story

(too bad it's made up)

CDsDontBurn · Dec 21, 2004, 07:44 AM

LMAO!!!! That's great.

Dec 20, 2004, 07:18 AM	#1
pigdog HardwareHeaven Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 471 Rep Power: 55 System Specs	Why you should wrap presents yourself [color=white]This is why you should wrap presents yourself.[/color] [color=white]A young man called Paul wanted to purchase a gift for his new [/color][color=white]Sweethearts Christmas present and as they had not been dating for very [/color][color=white]long, after careful consideration, he decided that a pair of gloves would strike the right note - not too romantic and not too personal.[/color] [color=white]Accompanied by his sweetheart's sister he went to Harrods and bought a [/color][color=white]dainty pair of white gloves. The sister purchased a pair of panties for herself at the same time. During the wrapping the shop assistant mixed up the two items and the sister got the gloves and the sweetheart got the panties (big oops!).[/color] [color=white]Without checking the contents the young man sealed the package and sent [/color][color=white]it to his sweetheart with the following note:[/color] [color=white]Dear Maria,[/color] [color=white]I chose these because I noticed that you are not in the habit of wearing any when we go out in the evening. If it had not been for your sister I would have chosen the long ones with the buttons, but she wears short one’s that are easier to remove.[/color] [color=white]These are a delicate shade, but the lady I bought them from showed me the pair that she had been wearing for the past three weeks and they were hardly soiled at all.[/color] [color=white]I had her try yours on for me and she looked really smart even though [/color][color=white]they were a little tight on her. She also told me that her pair helps to keep her ring clean and shiny; in fact she had not needed to wash it [/color][color=white]since she had begun wearing them.[/color] [color=white]I wish I were there to put them on for you for the first time, as no [/color][color=white]doubt many other hands will touch them before I have a chance to see you again.[/color] [color=white]When you take them off remember to blow into them before putting them [/color][color=white]away as they will naturally be a little damp from wearing. Just think [/color][color=white]how many times my lips will kiss them during the coming year.[/color] [color=white]I hope that you will wear them for me on Friday night.[/color] [color=white]All my love[/color] [color=white]Paul[/color] [color=white]P.S. The latest style is to wear them folded down with a little fur [/color][color=white]showing.[/color] __________________

Dec 20, 2004, 07:25 AM	#3
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Dec 20, 2004, 05:28 PM	#6
Senor_Mota 悪魔の方法 Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Ee-duh-ow Posts: 2,384 Rep Power: 98 System Specs	I think I may have wet myself while I was laughing. Oh wait, yep, I did. __________________

Dec 21, 2004, 06:59 AM	#7
mbeeston HardwareHeaven Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: alberta, canada (thats north of the usa people) Posts: 1,037 Rep Power: 66 System Specs	hears the slap from here __________________ R.I.P Roadee - you will be missed T_T peace,love, and war... 3 things people look for... "if your going off the deep end, show off, do a cannon ball!" - me

Dec 21, 2004, 07:34 AM	#8
The_Neon_Cowboy HardwareHeaven Extreme Member Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 16,009 Rep Power: 90 System Specs	Nice story (too bad it's made up) __________________

Dec 20, 2004, 07:22 AM	#2
Dark Lord HardwareHeaven Extreme Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Grand Rapids, MI Posts: 5,945 Rep Power: 124 System Specs	that would suck... and are we talking about the gloves being folded down or the undies?

Dec 20, 2004, 04:14 PM	#4
pr0digal jenius Delete Me Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 14,648 Rep Power: 0	somethign tells me she cried all christmas

Dec 20, 2004, 04:44 PM	#5
Nacht ein Krieger Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Clemson Uni Posts: 3,127 Rep Power: 0	hahahahah thats brilliant

Dec 21, 2004, 07:44 AM	#9
CDsDontBurn 127.0.0.1 Join Date: May 2003 Location: Southern California Posts: 22,458 Rep Power: 202 System Specs	LMAO!!!! That's great. __________________ Her First Day \| A year later