Firework Alert!

Warpy · Jan 4, 2005, 12:01 PM

Here is why fireworks should be placed in the ground and not in the crack of your ass!

Sargentwhitey · Jan 4, 2005, 12:06 PM

Ugh, I saw this a little while back.. what a jackass this guy is, hope he had fun sitting down

dorkz · Jan 4, 2005, 12:32 PM

i doubt he will b able to sit down properly for a few years lol. all his flesh would of burnt out with that sulphur ! :SS:SSS

***craig5320*** · Jan 4, 2005, 12:37 PM

haha, serves him right, stupid fool, I think we can see the cause in the other guys hand, no not the firework, the bottle of alcohol.

Frodo301 · Jan 4, 2005, 12:53 PM

I bet all the Tucks medicated wipes in the world will not put out the fire in the crack of his behind.

TJ- · Jan 4, 2005, 12:59 PM

thats what wine does to ya.. what a fool....

**MIG-31** · Jan 4, 2005, 01:03 PM

Ouch!!

pr0digal jenius · Jan 4, 2005, 01:12 PM

he needs to try launching them out the other end

Drakon · Jan 4, 2005, 04:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pr0digal jenius

he needs to try launching them out the other end

LMAO... well maybe he's already a 'head' of the rest...

Senor_Mota · Jan 4, 2005, 05:25 PM

That's pretty retarded...but it's also pretty damn funny.

The_Neon_Cowboy · Jan 4, 2005, 07:02 PM

If he'd spead his arse cheeks insted of tigtneing his arse cheaks he would of porbubly avoided the problem

but such severe burns ar severly painfull... I'd like to see his excuse to the hospital... and that fireworks accidents are reproted to the police

Widkidone · Jan 4, 2005, 07:14 PM

Wow this looks like fun.....NOT!!!! i am glad that someone decide to try this before i got too drunk and tried this. Now that there are pictures i guess i will pass now. Thanks WARPY you saved my ass!!!!

Vikingod · Jan 4, 2005, 07:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The_Neon_Cowboy

If he'd spead his arse cheeks insted of tigtneing his arse cheaks he would of porbubly avoided the problem

but such severe burns ar severly painfull... I'd like to see his excuse to the hospital... and that fireworks accidents are reproted to the police

It sounds like you speak from experience neon

.

Burns that bad will scar for life and can cause nerve damage. What a dumbass though, he got what he deserved. Really though, what did he think was going to happen.

Dexsal · Jan 4, 2005, 07:30 PM

What Nice Friend standing in the back ground and knowns about sky rockets to[color=red] [/color][color=red][color=red]10[/color] feet [/color][color=red]away[/color][color=red][color=red] [/color] [/color]think about [color=white]it[/color]

Judas · Jan 4, 2005, 07:42 PM

is it just me, or did the firework even leave him? looks like it launched directly into his spine.....

Dexsal · Jan 4, 2005, 08:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Judas

is it just me, or did the firework even leave him? looks like it launched directly into his spine.....

the wood would have dug in to his skin.... He would have tighen his ass cheeks bacause of this, feeling the hot burning flames he than would have bent over backwards. if the sky rocket was'nt so close to his skin.... it may have worked.. looks to me his friend known what was going to happen

Lowfat · Jan 4, 2005, 08:18 PM

what a dumbass.

Nicky-chan · Jan 4, 2005, 08:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Tulcakelume

what a dumbass.

Couldnt say it better *blinks*

Warpy · Jan 4, 2005, 11:22 PM

Yeah... it's silly things like this that can be avoided if alcohol wasn't a player in all this. The sulphur from the rocket will have infected his ass cheeks and without a nice wire brush he is gonna be standing up for sometime.

BiGBrOwNPimpsta · Jan 4, 2005, 11:25 PM

thats pretty retarded, but the one from jackass was even nastier and funny

Xx#1BallerxX · Jan 4, 2005, 11:27 PM

oh shit, that's nasty. *wince*

Logla · Jan 4, 2005, 11:44 PM

I really love these idiots.

It reminds me that the basic level of inteligence I have is not the lowest level of inteligence on the planet.

Nacht · Jan 4, 2005, 11:47 PM

no it didnt leave him because he clenched the stick like a retard.

edperks · Jan 4, 2005, 11:55 PM

Man that looks like it hurts

Warpy · Jan 5, 2005, 12:50 AM

MY dad reckons he may need plastic surgery, he has many a time dealt with motorbike accidents that produce similar results - were the driver has been travelling at 100mph on concrete.

Chubby_C · Jan 5, 2005, 04:31 AM

talk about 'ring of fire', I thought suicide wings put my ass through hell but that would be worse

The_Neon_Cowboy · Jan 5, 2005, 06:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vikingod

It sounds like you speak from experience neon

.

Burns that bad will scar for life and can cause nerve damage. What a dumbass though, he got what he deserved. Really though, what did he think was going to happen.

I've done some insane things with fireworks but I have a sence of SAFETY...

they were drunk and being stupid...
Booze, ignorance and fireworks just don't mix....

Famous last words "Hey watch this!"

Jan 4, 2005, 12:06 PM	#2
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Jan 4, 2005, 12:37 PM	#4
*craig5320* HH Administrator Join Date: May 2002 Location: Manchester, UK Posts: 8,566 Rep Power: 445 System Specs	haha, serves him right, stupid fool, I think we can see the cause in the other guys hand, no not the firework, the bottle of alcohol. __________________ HardwareHeaven on Facebook

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Jan 4, 2005, 12:01 PM	#1
Warpy DriverHeaven Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: USA Posts: 2,761 Rep Power: 0	Firework Alert! Here is why fireworks should be placed in the ground and not in the crack of your ass! __________________ The nine most terrifying words in the English language are, "I'm from the government and I'm here to help."

Jan 4, 2005, 12:32 PM	#3
dorkz Striving to overcome Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: United Kingdom Posts: 100 Rep Power: 0	i doubt he will b able to sit down properly for a few years lol. all his flesh would of burnt out with that sulphur ! :SS:SSS

Jan 4, 2005, 01:12 PM	#8
pr0digal jenius Delete Me Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 14,648 Rep Power: 0	he needs to try launching them out the other end

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Senor_Mota 悪魔の方法 Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Ee-duh-ow Posts: 2,384 Rep Power: 99 System Specs	That's pretty retarded...but it's also pretty damn funny. __________________

Jan 4, 2005, 07:02 PM	#11
The_Neon_Cowboy HardwareHeaven Extreme Member Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 16,009 Rep Power: 92 System Specs	If he'd spead his arse cheeks insted of tigtneing his arse cheaks he would of porbubly avoided the problem but such severe burns ar severly painfull... I'd like to see his excuse to the hospital... and that fireworks accidents are reproted to the police __________________

Jan 4, 2005, 07:14 PM	#12
Widkidone DriverHeaven Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: San Diego, Ca Posts: 711 Rep Power: 0	Wow this looks like fun.....NOT!!!! i am glad that someone decide to try this before i got too drunk and tried this. Now that there are pictures i guess i will pass now. Thanks WARPY you saved my ass!!!! __________________ Case- Cooler Master ATC-201B-BXT Aluminum Case Power Supply- Antec 480w TrueBlue480 ATX-12V MX518 Mouse CPU- AMD Athlon 64 processor 4000+ (2.4GHz) Socket-939 Motherboard-K8N Neo2 Platinum 2 GB DDR (2 pcs 1GB) PC-3200 (400) OCZ Dual Channel Platinum Hard Drive- WD 74GB 8MB 10000rpm S-ATA WD740GD Sound Card- Creative SB Audigy 2 Zs Platinum CDRW- LG GCE-8525BI 52X32X52 CD-RW OS- Microsoft Windows XP Pro Edition w/SP2 Video-Radeon X850XT AGP 256MB

Jan 4, 2005, 07:30 PM	#14
Dexsal Space Monocerotis Join Date: May 2004 Location: Aust Posts: 1,401 Rep Power: 0	What Nice Friend standing in the back ground and knowns about sky rockets to[color=red] [/color][color=red][color=red]10[/color] feet [/color][color=red]away[/color][color=red][color=red] [/color] [/color]think about [color=white]it[/color]

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Lowfat Xtreme Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Grande Prairie, AB, Can Posts: 4,254 Rep Power: 101	what a dumbass. __________________

Jan 4, 2005, 11:22 PM	Thread Starter #19
Warpy DriverHeaven Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: USA Posts: 2,761 Rep Power: 0	Yeah... it's silly things like this that can be avoided if alcohol wasn't a player in all this. The sulphur from the rocket will have infected his ass cheeks and without a nice wire brush he is gonna be standing up for sometime. __________________ The nine most terrifying words in the English language are, "I'm from the government and I'm here to help."

Jan 4, 2005, 11:25 PM	#20
BiGBrOwNPimpsta HH's #1 Hustla and Pimp Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: The Dirty Dot Posts: 7,717 Rep Power: 107 System Specs	thats pretty retarded, but the one from jackass was even nastier and funny __________________ Sound Blaster X-Fi Xtreme Music \| Logitech Z-5500 THX 5.1 Surround Sound Speakers \| 2 Lite-On 20x S-ATA Burners \| Logitech G700 Mouse \| Logitech MX5500 Bluetooth Keyboard

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Xx#1BallerxX Driver Heaven's MVP Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: New Jersey Posts: 860 Rep Power: 0	oh shit, that's nasty. wince __________________

Jan 4, 2005, 11:44 PM	#22
Logla HardwareHeaven Extreme Member Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 3,311 Rep Power: 0	I really love these idiots. It reminds me that the basic level of inteligence I have is not the lowest level of inteligence on the planet.

Jan 4, 2005, 11:47 PM	#23
Nacht ein Krieger Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Clemson Uni Posts: 3,127 Rep Power: 0	no it didnt leave him because he clenched the stick like a retard.

Jan 4, 2005, 11:55 PM	#24
edperks HardwareHeaven Senior Member Join Date: May 2002 Location: Southern Illinois Posts: 780 Rep Power: 0 System Specs	Man that looks like it hurts

Jan 5, 2005, 12:50 AM	Thread Starter #25
Warpy DriverHeaven Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: USA Posts: 2,761 Rep Power: 0	MY dad reckons he may need plastic surgery, he has many a time dealt with motorbike accidents that produce similar results - were the driver has been travelling at 100mph on concrete. __________________ The nine most terrifying words in the English language are, "I'm from the government and I'm here to help."

Jan 5, 2005, 04:31 AM	#26
Chubby_C Working away at ATI Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 251 Rep Power: 0	talk about 'ring of fire', I thought suicide wings put my ass through hell but that would be worse