Words Women Use, Study this and know it!

The_Neon_Cowboy · Jan 13, 2005, 06:06 AM

Words Women Use

Study this and know it!

FINE

This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are

rightand you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a woman looks

this will cause you to have one of those arguments.

FIVE MINUTES

This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football

game is going to last before you take out the trash, so it's an even trade.

NOTHING

This means "something", and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually

used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out,

upside down, and backwards. 'Nothing" usually signifies an

argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with 'Fine'.

GO AHEAD (With Raised Eyebrows)

This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing"

and will end with the word "Fine".

GO AHEAD (Normal Eyebrows)

This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care" You will

get a "Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by Nothing"

and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes" when she cools off.

LOUD SIGH

This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often

misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at

that moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and

arguing with you over "Nothing".

SOFT SIGH

Again, not a word, but a non-verbal statement. "Soft Sighs" mean that she is

content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe, and she will stay content.

THAT'S OKAY

This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a

man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before

paying you back for whatever it is that you have done. "That's Okay" is often

used with the word "Fine" and in conjunction with a "Raised Eyebrow.

GO AHEAD.

At some point in the near future, you are going to be in some mighty big

trouble.

PLEASE DO

This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to

come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is

that you have done. You have a fair chance with the truth, so be careful

and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay."

THANKS

A woman is thanking you. Do not faint. Just say you're welcome.

THANKS A LOT

This is much different from "Thanks." A woman will say, "Thanks A Lot"

when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have offended her

in some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh." Be careful not

to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh," as she will only tell you

"Nothing."

MythicaL · Jan 13, 2005, 06:25 AM

Nice, I bet we can all relate to this

pr0digal jenius · Jan 13, 2005, 07:12 AM

You forgot "That's your job"

digerati · Jan 13, 2005, 08:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MythicaL

Nice, I bet we can all relate to this

Jacking my avatar theme? lol

CDsDontBurn · Jan 13, 2005, 08:57 AM

i'm sure any of us who have, or have had a significant other has been through this many times

Callandor · Jan 13, 2005, 10:24 AM

One more "Like"

You know, "Like that coat is like, soooo cheap" and "Do you like, work here or do you like, work here?"

TJ- · Jan 13, 2005, 10:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The_Neon_Cowboy

GO AHEAD (With Raised Eyebrows)

This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing"

and will end with the word "Fine".

ohhh soooo true...!

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDsDontBurn

i'm sure any of us who have, or have had a significant other has been through this many times

women.

......ahhhhh...... what else can i say

....the best thing is nothing....

**dj_stick** · Jan 13, 2005, 01:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ^_^

Jacking my avatar theme? lol

you don't have an avatar

Callandor · Jan 13, 2005, 01:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dj_stick

you don't have an avatar

Do you have to be so blatantly honest!!?

MythicaL · Jan 13, 2005, 03:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ^_^

Jacking my avatar theme? lol

Pretty much, yeah

Your's is still the funniest though

***craig5320*** · Jan 13, 2005, 04:35 PM

Amen to that.

crlorentzen · Jan 13, 2005, 05:37 PM

Another one

I Saved Money Today
I bought something we don't need, but had a coupon.
Not buying it was not an option thus I saved.

Excellent post.

Senor_Mota · Jan 13, 2005, 06:08 PM

So true, so true...

kemet64 · Jan 13, 2005, 06:58 PM

Hahaha. yea this is funny. should be in "The Man Book"...or "The Woman Language"

MythicaL · Jan 13, 2005, 07:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sun_walka

One more "Like"

You know, "Like that coat is like, soooo cheap" and "Do you like, work here or do you like, work here?"

Oh lordy, you have NO idea how many times I hear that word at school. I once heard it be used in a sentence about 50 times from a preppy girl here

pr0digal jenius · Jan 13, 2005, 08:39 PM

new one:

I Don't Know
Translation: it's YOUR job to figure that one out, mister!

***craig5320*** · Jan 13, 2005, 09:43 PM

How about:

Don't worry about it.

- You'd better had worry about it, and if you don't get it sorted A.S.A.P. there's gonna be trouble.

nuG · Jan 15, 2005, 06:28 AM

funny thread, man

YAYitsAndrew · Jan 15, 2005, 03:22 PM

In high school I used to count how many times a girl would use 'like' after she raised her hand and then let her know when she was done talking.

Jan 13, 2005, 06:06 AM	#1
The_Neon_Cowboy HardwareHeaven Extreme Member Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 16,009 Rep Power: 90 System Specs	Words Women Use, Study this and know it! Words Women Use Study this and know it! FINE This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are rightand you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a woman looks this will cause you to have one of those arguments. FIVE MINUTES This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so it's an even trade. NOTHING This means "something", and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. 'Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with 'Fine'. GO AHEAD (With Raised Eyebrows) This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine". GO AHEAD (Normal Eyebrows) This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care" You will get a "Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes" when she cools off. LOUD SIGH This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing". SOFT SIGH Again, not a word, but a non-verbal statement. "Soft Sighs" mean that she is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe, and she will stay content. THAT'S OKAY This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you back for whatever it is that you have done. "That's Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" and in conjunction with a "Raised Eyebrow. GO AHEAD. At some point in the near future, you are going to be in some mighty big trouble. PLEASE DO This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance with the truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay." THANKS A woman is thanking you. Do not faint. Just say you're welcome. THANKS A LOT This is much different from "Thanks." A woman will say, "Thanks A Lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have offended her in some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh." Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh," as she will only tell you "Nothing." __________________

Jan 13, 2005, 06:25 AM	#2
MythicaL I like computers. Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: In front of a monitor Posts: 3,399 Rep Power: 87 System Specs	Nice, I bet we can all relate to this __________________ Always knew I didn't belong in this world. I wasn't made for this. But I'll never forget those who betrayed me, and those who never failed my trust.

Jan 13, 2005, 08:57 AM	#5
CDsDontBurn 127.0.0.1 Join Date: May 2003 Location: Southern California Posts: 22,458 Rep Power: 202 System Specs	i'm sure any of us who have, or have had a significant other has been through this many times __________________ Her First Day \| A year later

Jan 13, 2005, 10:24 AM	#6
Callandor Forged on Dragonmount Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, Canada Posts: 6,876 Rep Power: 256 System Specs	One more "Like" You know, "Like that coat is like, soooo cheap" and "Do you like, work here or do you like, work here?" __________________

Jan 13, 2005, 04:35 PM	#11
*craig5320* HH Administrator Join Date: May 2002 Location: Manchester, UK Posts: 8,282 Rep Power: 428 System Specs	Amen to that. __________________

Jan 13, 2005, 07:12 AM	#3
pr0digal jenius Delete Me Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 14,648 Rep Power: 0	You forgot "That's your job"

Jan 13, 2005, 05:37 PM	#12
crlorentzen DriverHeaven Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: East Coast USA Posts: 1,201 Rep Power: 0	Another one I Saved Money Today I bought something we don't need, but had a coupon. Not buying it was not an option thus I saved. Excellent post. __________________

Jan 13, 2005, 06:08 PM	#13
Senor_Mota 悪魔の方法 Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Ee-duh-ow Posts: 2,384 Rep Power: 98 System Specs	So true, so true... __________________ Last edited by Senor_Mota; Jan 13, 2005 at 06:25 PM.

Jan 13, 2005, 06:58 PM	#14
kemet64 DriverHeaven Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 457 Rep Power: 0	Hahaha. yea this is funny. should be in "The Man Book"...or "The Woman Language" __________________ Inspiron XPS Intel 3.4 ghz 1gb Corsair XMS DDR PC3200 60gig 7200 HD 128mb Radeon Mobility 9700 Creative Soundblaster Audigy 2 NX Logitech z680 Speakers

Jan 13, 2005, 08:39 PM	#16
pr0digal jenius Delete Me Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 14,648 Rep Power: 0	new one: I Don't Know Translation: it's YOUR job to figure that one out, mister!

Jan 13, 2005, 09:43 PM	#17
*craig5320* HH Administrator Join Date: May 2002 Location: Manchester, UK Posts: 8,282 Rep Power: 428 System Specs	How about: Don't worry about it. - You'd better had worry about it, and if you don't get it sorted A.S.A.P. there's gonna be trouble. __________________

Jan 15, 2005, 06:28 AM	#18
nuG is having a sexy party Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: East Coast Posts: 1,779 Rep Power: 0	funny thread, man __________________ [COLOR=Black][/COLOR]

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YAYitsAndrew Anti-Piracy Poster Boy Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: NJ Posts: 2,605 Rep Power: 77 System Specs	In high school I used to count how many times a girl would use 'like' after she raised her hand and then let her know when she was done talking. __________________ "It is because the resistance to paying for copyrighted material, although often characterized as arising from a supposed technical burden or principled concern for the public interest, arises rather from exactly the same segment of the brain that is dominant in shoplifters." - Mark Helprin, Digital Barbarism In other words, it's never okay to steal even if you think you have a good reason! www.yayitsandrew.com