Ode to Nice Guys

Geminiwave · Feb 1, 2005, 09:05 PM

one of my female friends sent this to me. Shes a sweetheart. hahaha. No she didnt write it afaik, but it was pretty funny since that is my life up until recently(got a girlfriend that ISNT bad news! YAY!)

http://www.stwing.upenn.edu/~jenf/writing/rant04.html

check it out. its freakin funny and then also kinda sad at the same time(cause its true)

Necrosis · Feb 1, 2005, 11:55 PM

all I can say is...wow...

pr0digal jenius · Feb 2, 2005, 12:23 AM

oh my

BiGBrOwNPimpsta · Feb 2, 2005, 01:46 AM

wow this is so true like all girls i begin dealing with become a good friend after a while, stuff happens with other random ones but damn. its really annoying, its cause i listen lol

mkk · Feb 2, 2005, 03:47 AM

She's a vere good writer too. I'm gonna read her other rants as well.

Geminiwave · Feb 2, 2005, 05:03 AM

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Originally Posted by mkk

She's a vere good writer too. I'm gonna read her other rants as well.

indeed.

YAYitsAndrew · Feb 2, 2005, 05:52 AM

Nice guys don't get laid. Do a google search on the ladder theory and read up. Once you've gotten through it, apply what you've learned and you'll get more ass.

Dark Lord · Feb 2, 2005, 05:55 AM

ive tried both the nice guy and the ass and neither work for me.

meh... o well. that means more money and time for me to do the things i like, like play with nice new shiney expensive toys.

Callandor · Feb 2, 2005, 06:01 AM

This has led me to the conclusion that I must use a people finder to locate my elementary school sweet heart and get laid in style.

NOT!!!!!

CDsDontBurn · Feb 2, 2005, 07:58 AM

Bueno pues. Si esto es cierto, yo no ubiera hecho lo que hice. Pero lo que ya paso, paso y no se puede hacer nada. La unica cosa que se puede hacer, es no hacerlo otra vez. Aparte de eso, yo dira que lo que esta chavala escribio es cierto "nice guys finish last." Y yo tambien eh oido las mujeres decir otro dicho......

"Nice guys are like parking spaces. Good ones are hard to find."

What i'm trying to say is, that was written is true.

Trunks0 · Feb 2, 2005, 08:48 AM

Beyond true and sad. Some girls have so many wires cross connected and poorly installing ideas in there heads. That it takes years of "life tech support training" for them to solve the whole mess. And even then some never do.

.....I can't beleave I just put that into techy like terms......maybe there are other problems for some guys as well......

patje · Feb 2, 2005, 02:07 PM

well all that is true but has it come to anyones attention that the type of "nice guy" is this rant are in real life 99% gay ??? i'm not trying to offend anyone here and i have nothing against gay people. But try reading the text again, and replace the word Nice guy with gay and you have the same story.
not trying to prove point here, just share my tought. you (nice) guys agree or not?

franguinho · Feb 2, 2005, 02:36 PM

oh my

Geminiwave · Feb 2, 2005, 03:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by patje

well all that is true but has it come to anyones attention that the type of "nice guy" is this rant are in real life 99% gay ??? i'm not trying to offend anyone here and i have nothing against gay people. But try reading the text again, and replace the word Nice guy with gay and you have the same story.
not trying to prove point here, just share my tought. you (nice) guys agree or not?

im not gay. and my very closest friends are like this too and THEY arent gay.

patje · Feb 2, 2005, 03:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Geminiwave

im not gay. and my very closest friends are like this too and THEY arent gay.

cool u are one of the 1% guys like me

Trunks0 · Feb 2, 2005, 06:43 PM

patje....I find your post deeply disturbing

klevo · Feb 2, 2005, 07:05 PM

a good read. thank you!

Counterfe1t · Feb 2, 2005, 07:57 PM

my life in a paragraph

Geminiwave · Feb 2, 2005, 09:11 PM

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Originally Posted by patje

cool u are one of the 1% guys like me

SWEET! GO MINORITIES!

Drakon · Feb 3, 2005, 12:45 AM

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From what I have observed on campus and what I have learned from talking to friends at other schools and in the workplace, the only conclusion I can form is that many girls are just illogical, manipulative bitches. Many of them claim they just want to date a nice guy, but when presented with such a specimen, they say irrational, confusing things such as “oh, he’s too nice to date” or “he would be a good boyfriend but he’s not for me” or “he already puts up with so much from me, I couldn’t possibly ask him out!” or the most frustrating of all: “no, it would ruin our friendship.” Yet, they continue to lament the lack of datable men in the world, and they expect their too-nice-to-date male friends to sympathize and apologize for the men that are jerks.

AMEN!!!!

Counterfe1t · Feb 3, 2005, 06:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Drakon

AMEN!!!!

i second that amen, money over women

Geminiwave · Feb 3, 2005, 06:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Counterfe1t

i second that amen, money over women

and I third that amen.

Callandor · Feb 3, 2005, 09:03 AM

Never neglect your friends
people don't live forever
love all those around you
and when you need it most
they will love you back.

The_Neon_Cowboy · Feb 3, 2005, 09:33 AM

ROFL

I'm a nice guy useally...

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Originally Posted by Counterfe1t

i second that amen, money over women

Yea the two useally don't go hand and hand as they aren't cheap
high upkeep regardless of who....

When I lived single I lived like a king, no reall wants or needs that I couldn't satify,do as I please, no debt to my name, nice things can account for wheere my moneys gone... Brand names top quailty etc when shopping... I have large wine collection about 30-50 bottles that have been ageing for at least 4 - 5 years now.. used to drink alot of wine and wine coolers full fridge... etc cup runeth over.. lots of free time! realivtives not a problem

Attached I live like a poor man, wanting to do/buy things can't seem to afford to anymore, drowning in debt, can't really account for where my money went nor useally anything to show for it... Generics and anything I can get my hands on... everything "price" takes over... I still cook with wines but cheap wines a far a few between.... Food? whats that? j/k free time... well sometimes lol" , it's the invasion of the relitives ahh! I mean if i want to be able to watch TV naked with eating bowl of jello I shoud be able to you know? I'm not talking a regular visit I mean they come and stay with you for several days and you HAVE NO SAY lest shes allready invited them, oked it etc... AH!

I could bable on but the point being Man + Woman useally = poor man...

YAYitsAndrew · Feb 3, 2005, 01:43 PM

It's the price you pay to see her naked

patje · Feb 3, 2005, 01:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trunks0

patje....I find your post deeply disturbing

thats because I have a disturbed mind. I'd like to explain it but you wouldn't understand hehe (and i'm not saying i'm gay, so don't insinuate

)

LeanWolf · Feb 3, 2005, 04:02 PM

women are always saying that they want a sensitive, caring nice guy (i.e. another woman or gay man), but that's a load of horse poo! They want the cool guy who couldn't be bothered with them (thus lowering their self-esteem), and by cool i'm not talking about what generally passes for cool on a tech site such as this.

Drakon · Feb 3, 2005, 04:17 PM

u mean the a$$holes out there?

LeanWolf · Feb 3, 2005, 04:26 PM

well some girls are drawn to them, but just because you're not a needy, sensitive wuss doesn't make you an a-hole

CDsDontBurn · Feb 3, 2005, 06:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The_Neon_Cowboy

ROFL

I'm a nice guy useally...

Yea the two useally don't go hand and hand as they aren't cheap
high upkeep regardless of who....

When I lived single I lived like a king, no reall wants or needs that I couldn't satify,do as I please, no debt to my name, nice things can account for wheere my moneys gone... Brand names top quailty etc when shopping... I have large wine collection about 30-50 bottles that have been ageing for at least 4 - 5 years now.. used to drink alot of wine and wine coolers full fridge... etc cup runeth over.. lots of free time! realivtives not a problem

Attached I live like a poor man, wanting to do/buy things can't seem to afford to anymore, drowning in debt, can't really account for where my money went nor useally anything to show for it... Generics and anything I can get my hands on... everything "price" takes over... I still cook with wines but cheap wines a far a few between.... Food? whats that? j/k free time... well sometimes lol" , it's the invasion of the relitives ahh! I mean if i want to be able to watch TV naked with eating bowl of jello I shoud be able to you know? I'm not talking a regular visit I mean they come and stay with you for several days and you HAVE NO SAY lest shes allready invited them, oked it etc... AH!

I could bable on but the point being Man + Woman useally = poor man...

This is so true

. Now that i'm single, i can spend a hella lot more money on me now

. I'm getting rid of all my debt, slowly but surely

. And now, i can go hang out w/my friends and family whenever i'd like.

However, the plus side of having an attachment, is that you always have somebody to talk to. Somebody to share your emotions with when you are happy or sad. Somebody to talk to when you feel there is nobody to talk to.

So there are pros and cons to both sides of the coin. I for one, do not mind spending all my cash on a girl so long as i am happy with her, and she happy with me

.

Feb 1, 2005, 09:05 PM	#1
Geminiwave I Have lovely Breasts Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: In the closet... Posts: 5,395 Rep Power: 64	Ode to Nice Guys one of my female friends sent this to me. Shes a sweetheart. hahaha. No she didnt write it afaik, but it was pretty funny since that is my life up until recently(got a girlfriend that ISNT bad news! YAY!) http://www.stwing.upenn.edu/~jenf/writing/rant04.html check it out. its freakin funny and then also kinda sad at the same time(cause its true) __________________

Feb 2, 2005, 01:46 AM	#4
BiGBrOwNPimpsta HH's #1 Hustla and Pimp Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: The Dirty Dot Posts: 7,717 Rep Power: 107 System Specs	wow this is so true like all girls i begin dealing with become a good friend after a while, stuff happens with other random ones but damn. its really annoying, its cause i listen lol __________________ Sound Blaster X-Fi Xtreme Music \| Logitech Z-5500 THX 5.1 Surround Sound Speakers \| 2 Lite-On 20x S-ATA Burners \| Logitech G700 Mouse \| Logitech MX5500 Bluetooth Keyboard

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YAYitsAndrew Anti-Piracy Poster Boy Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: NJ Posts: 2,605 Rep Power: 79 System Specs	Nice guys don't get laid. Do a google search on the ladder theory and read up. Once you've gotten through it, apply what you've learned and you'll get more ass. __________________ "It is because the resistance to paying for copyrighted material, although often characterized as arising from a supposed technical burden or principled concern for the public interest, arises rather from exactly the same segment of the brain that is dominant in shoplifters." - Mark Helprin, Digital Barbarism In other words, it's never okay to steal even if you think you have a good reason! www.yayitsandrew.com

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Callandor Forged on Dragonmount Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, Canada Posts: 7,244 Rep Power: 304 System Specs	This has led me to the conclusion that I must use a people finder to locate my elementary school sweet heart and get laid in style. NOT!!!!! __________________

Feb 2, 2005, 07:58 AM	#10
CDsDontBurn Lurking DriverHeaven Join Date: May 2003 Location: Southern California Posts: 22,795 Rep Power: 235 System Specs	Bueno pues. Si esto es cierto, yo no ubiera hecho lo que hice. Pero lo que ya paso, paso y no se puede hacer nada. La unica cosa que se puede hacer, es no hacerlo otra vez. Aparte de eso, yo dira que lo que esta chavala escribio es cierto "nice guys finish last." Y yo tambien eh oido las mujeres decir otro dicho...... "Nice guys are like parking spaces. Good ones are hard to find." What i'm trying to say is, that was written is true. __________________ Her First Day \| A year later

Feb 1, 2005, 11:55 PM	#2
Necrosis HardwareHeaven Extreme Member Join Date: May 2002 Location: Ohio Posts: 8,838 Rep Power: 131 System Specs	all I can say is...wow...

Feb 2, 2005, 12:23 AM	#3
pr0digal jenius Delete Me Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 14,648 Rep Power: 0	oh my

Feb 2, 2005, 03:47 AM	#5
mkk Cthulhu/Dagon 2012 Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Gefle, Sweden Posts: 4,495 Rep Power: 132 System Specs	She's a vere good writer too. I'm gonna read her other rants as well.

Feb 2, 2005, 05:55 AM	#8
Dark Lord HardwareHeaven Extreme Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Grand Rapids, MI Posts: 5,945 Rep Power: 125 System Specs	ive tried both the nice guy and the ass and neither work for me. meh... o well. that means more money and time for me to do the things i like, like play with nice new shiney expensive toys.

Feb 2, 2005, 08:48 AM	#11
Trunks0 Keeping an open mind Join Date: May 2002 Location: Vancouver,B.C.,Canada Posts: 552 Rep Power: 0 System Specs	Beyond true and sad. Some girls have so many wires cross connected and poorly installing ideas in there heads. That it takes years of "life tech support training" for them to solve the whole mess. And even then some never do. .....I can't beleave I just put that into techy like terms......maybe there are other problems for some guys as well...... __________________

Feb 2, 2005, 02:07 PM	#12
patje Former Mobility Modman Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Belgium / Antwerp Posts: 1,475 Rep Power: 66	well all that is true but has it come to anyones attention that the type of "nice guy" is this rant are in real life 99% gay ??? i'm not trying to offend anyone here and i have nothing against gay people. But try reading the text again, and replace the word Nice guy with gay and you have the same story. not trying to prove point here, just share my tought. you (nice) guys agree or not? __________________

Feb 2, 2005, 02:36 PM	#13
franguinho Brazilian Fool Join Date: May 2002 Location: São Paulo Posts: 3,380 Rep Power: 0	oh my __________________ The Aliens mostly come out at night... mostly...

Feb 2, 2005, 06:43 PM	#16
Trunks0 Keeping an open mind Join Date: May 2002 Location: Vancouver,B.C.,Canada Posts: 552 Rep Power: 0 System Specs	patje....I find your post deeply disturbing __________________

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klevo 2 l33t Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Slovakia Posts: 587 Rep Power: 0	a good read. thank you! __________________ My blog

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Counterfe1t DriverHeaven Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Texas Posts: 440 Rep Power: 0	my life in a paragraph __________________

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Callandor Forged on Dragonmount Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, Canada Posts: 7,244 Rep Power: 304 System Specs	Never neglect your friends people don't live forever love all those around you and when you need it most they will love you back. __________________

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YAYitsAndrew Anti-Piracy Poster Boy Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: NJ Posts: 2,605 Rep Power: 79 System Specs	It's the price you pay to see her naked __________________ "It is because the resistance to paying for copyrighted material, although often characterized as arising from a supposed technical burden or principled concern for the public interest, arises rather from exactly the same segment of the brain that is dominant in shoplifters." - Mark Helprin, Digital Barbarism In other words, it's never okay to steal even if you think you have a good reason! www.yayitsandrew.com

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LeanWolf alpha male Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Skyrim Posts: 5,713 Rep Power: 84 System Specs	women are always saying that they want a sensitive, caring nice guy (i.e. another woman or gay man), but that's a load of horse poo! They want the cool guy who couldn't be bothered with them (thus lowering their self-esteem), and by cool i'm not talking about what generally passes for cool on a tech site such as this. __________________

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Drakon DriverHeaven Extreme Member Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Floatin'... Posts: 4,957 Rep Power: 0	u mean the a$$holes out there?

Feb 3, 2005, 04:26 PM	#29
LeanWolf alpha male Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Skyrim Posts: 5,713 Rep Power: 84 System Specs	well some girls are drawn to them, but just because you're not a needy, sensitive wuss doesn't make you an a-hole __________________