some BROWN humor!

BiGBrOwNPimpsta · Mar 4, 2005, 04:32 AM

well lotta u guys know im indian, and im the EXACT same thing as Apu from the simpsons except i dont have a convinience store. but my family is from the same place as him. so i got some brown humor for u guys see if u can figure it out

hmm well Amtrak sure doesnt allow this in the states

our version of the largely criticized doll barbie (with indian wife characterstics too)

dont ask me wtf he's doing

and we love our nuclear superiority over pakistan

ive posted this a while back if ppl forgot, called the singhsons

http://www.badmash.org/images/singhsons.swf

edit-- oh yea, we're notorious for forced marriages too!
www.bharatmatrimony.com

the thread on nerds getting a matchmaking dating service was disturbing enough, but now you can find the bride not in your dreams since your parents dont like you dating and think there should be always some type of physical value on your marriage so it benefits them too.

just spreading some multiculturalism around DH

nitrousoxide52 · Mar 4, 2005, 04:40 AM

LOL, I like the google one the most

BiGBrOwNPimpsta · Mar 4, 2005, 04:42 AM

yea that one really hits you hard

nitrousoxide52 · Mar 4, 2005, 04:48 AM

Is that real?

BiGBrOwNPimpsta · Mar 4, 2005, 04:48 AM

let's give a try

nitrousoxide52 · Mar 4, 2005, 04:49 AM

Wow I got quite a bit of them, try putting it in quotes.

nitrousoxide52 · Mar 4, 2005, 04:50 AM

Only 2 pages with quotes, now lemme try defeats

BiGBrOwNPimpsta · Mar 4, 2005, 05:14 AM

wow no one likes the jokes huh?

Geminiwave · Mar 4, 2005, 05:44 AM

I think some people are too embaressed to laugh.

Dont worry Pimpsta. I think they are damned funny.

Ev!L-aLphA · Mar 4, 2005, 05:51 AM

lmao

Sargentwhitey · Mar 4, 2005, 06:00 AM

Punjabi Barbie

OldBuzzard · Mar 4, 2005, 12:33 PM

Well done BigBrown...

Gotta love it when someone is secure enough to be able to make jokes at himself and/or his heritage. In my case I love a good "Redneck" joke

Now all we need to do is turn them on to Daler Mehndi. I have a couple of videos of his, and even tho I can't understand a word he says, I think that Tunak, Tunak absolutely ROCKS !!

Asmoday · Mar 4, 2005, 01:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BiGBrOwNPimpsta

dont ask me wtf he's doing

WTF??

Vikingod · Mar 4, 2005, 01:29 PM

Thats great, very funny. The google one was great and the Amtrak one is kind of shocking.

BiGBrOwNPimpsta · Mar 4, 2005, 04:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vikingod

Thats great, very funny. The google one was great and the Amtrak one is kind of shocking.

i have a pic of one with MORE people

and yea i dont care if people use the "P" word against me as a joke, i do it myself. its like black people u know. but if your serious i will f**king smash you.

on DH, i keep the racism at a minimum lol. i know the stereotypes it's cause toronto is so multicultural. i am the most racist and anti-racist person you will meet

***craig5320*** · Mar 4, 2005, 04:55 PM

The google one is a joke,

you can do it for the french one, type french military victories and click "I'm Feeling Lucky"

It takes you to: http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/text/victories.html which is the first result, funny as hell tho. Good stuff BBP

shortstuff · Mar 4, 2005, 07:22 PM

LMAO

nitrousoxide52 · Mar 5, 2005, 12:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BiGBrOwNPimpsta

dont ask me wtf he's doing

Where are his legs

Sourabh · Mar 5, 2005, 12:50 AM

hey pimsta where in india are u originally from

i m too from INDIA-MUMBAI

BiGBrOwNPimpsta · Mar 5, 2005, 01:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sourabh

hey pimsta where in india are u originally from

i m too from INDIA-MUMBAI

im born in toronto, canada but my parents are from calcutta so im bengali.

thats why i said im the same as apu from the simpsons except:

1. i don't a convinience store
2. i don't have an accent
3. do not have an arranged marriage
4. or look so dark as him
5. i don't listen to hindi music or watch hindi movies (although i know lot of movies and songs and understand some hindi)

im the odd brown kid, i love asian and spanish girls, the car tunin world, wrestling, eating food from every country (least my own), hardcore and i love asian and spanish girls, yea did i mention tightest girls ever!?

nitrousoxide52 · Mar 5, 2005, 02:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BiGBrOwNPimpsta

im born in toronto, canada but my parents are from calcutta so im bengali.

thats why i said im the same as apu from the simpsons except:

1. i don't a convinience store
2. i don't have an accent
3. do not have an arranged marriage
4. or look so dark as him
5. i don't listen to hindi music or watch hindi movies (although i know lot of movies and songs and understand some hindi)

im the odd brown kid, i love asian and spanish girls, the car tunin world, wrestling, eating food from every country (least my own), hardcore and i love asian and spanish girls, yea did i mention tightest girls ever!?

but you have 13 kids like Apu

?

BiGBrOwNPimpsta · Mar 5, 2005, 02:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nitrousoxide52

but you have 13 kids like Apu

?

he has 8, i have none and plan to keep it that way

if you want to change the word "kids" to legal-age hot "bitches" thats more suitable for me (made what kind of women i like specific to make avoid michael jackson jokes towards me). but now you can see why i chose the name big BROWN pimpsta

nitrousoxide52 · Mar 5, 2005, 02:21 AM

8, sorry, I wish I had 8 hot bitches....

BiGBrOwNPimpsta · Mar 5, 2005, 02:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nitrousoxide52

8, sorry, I wish I had 8 hot bitches....

in neighbouring pakistan, some places they let you do that!

and in india, if you can get 8 hard working cows they'll let u marry the farmers daughter!

nitrousoxide52 · Mar 5, 2005, 02:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BiGBrOwNPimpsta

in neighbouring pakistan, some places they let you do that!

and in india, if you can get 8 hard working cows they'll let u marry the farmers daughter!

Well I'll get 8 cows if I can get the farmer's daughters

BiGBrOwNPimpsta · Mar 5, 2005, 02:25 AM

india does have some hot girls

Sourabh · Mar 6, 2005, 03:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BiGBrOwNPimpsta

india does have some hot girls

yo dude

so many Ms world, Ms universe are from India

and the Bollywood has haute babes coming every other day

BiGBrOwNPimpsta · Mar 6, 2005, 04:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sourabh

yo dude

so many Ms world, Ms universe are from India

and the Bollywood has haute babes coming every other day

lol u spell hot, haute haha so indian. i have more brown jokes but im too lazy to post them right now

Mar 4, 2005, 04:32 AM	#1
BiGBrOwNPimpsta HH's #1 Hustla and Pimp Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: The Dirty Dot Posts: 7,717 Rep Power: 107 System Specs	some BROWN humor! well lotta u guys know im indian, and im the EXACT same thing as Apu from the simpsons except i dont have a convinience store. but my family is from the same place as him. so i got some brown humor for u guys see if u can figure it out hmm well Amtrak sure doesnt allow this in the states our version of the largely criticized doll barbie (with indian wife characterstics too) dont ask me wtf he's doing and we love our nuclear superiority over pakistan ive posted this a while back if ppl forgot, called the singhsons http://www.badmash.org/images/singhsons.swf edit-- oh yea, we're notorious for forced marriages too! www.bharatmatrimony.com the thread on nerds getting a matchmaking dating service was disturbing enough, but now you can find the bride not in your dreams since your parents dont like you dating and think there should be always some type of physical value on your marriage so it benefits them too. just spreading some multiculturalism around DH __________________ Sound Blaster X-Fi Xtreme Music \| Logitech Z-5500 THX 5.1 Surround Sound Speakers \| 2 Lite-On 20x S-ATA Burners \| Logitech G700 Mouse \| Logitech MX5500 Bluetooth Keyboard Last edited by BiGBrOwNPimpsta; Mar 4, 2005 at 04:58 AM.

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OldBuzzard DH's oldest Geek Join Date: May 2003 Location: Oberlin, OH Posts: 2,782 Rep Power: 145 System Specs	Well done BigBrown... Gotta love it when someone is secure enough to be able to make jokes at himself and/or his heritage. In my case I love a good "Redneck" joke Now all we need to do is turn them on to Daler Mehndi. I have a couple of videos of his, and even tho I can't understand a word he says, I think that Tunak, Tunak absolutely ROCKS !! __________________ When looking for a reason as to why things go wrong, never rule out sheer STUPIDITY

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BiGBrOwNPimpsta HH's #1 Hustla and Pimp Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: The Dirty Dot Posts: 7,717 Rep Power: 107 System Specs	india does have some hot girls __________________ Sound Blaster X-Fi Xtreme Music \| Logitech Z-5500 THX 5.1 Surround Sound Speakers \| 2 Lite-On 20x S-ATA Burners \| Logitech G700 Mouse \| Logitech MX5500 Bluetooth Keyboard