R these guys really so mean???

~~TIGER~~ · Nov 14, 2002, 09:41 PM

An Englishman, a Irishman and a Scot all went down to their favorite pub and ordered a pint of their favorite beers. All of a sudden, three flies fall out of the air dead, with each landing in one beer. The English man, politely takes a spoon and lifts out his fly. The Irishman, takes his finger, and flicks the fly out. The Scot grabs the fly, and starts hitting it on the back yelling "SPIT IT OUT!! SPIT IT OUT!!"

Kelsenellenelvian · Nov 14, 2002, 10:14 PM

ROFLOL That has made my day...

***craig5320*** · Nov 14, 2002, 10:16 PM

Sounds about right

kinetic · Nov 14, 2002, 10:19 PM

Layden · Nov 15, 2002, 12:18 AM

Bah!

(Actually, I thought that was pretty funny...

)

fornicatarachnid · Nov 15, 2002, 02:47 PM

Yes

The375Boy · Nov 15, 2002, 05:21 PM

hahaha the history teacher wanted to know y i was laughing so hard so he came over and red it and he got pissed and gave me detetion haha o well nice joke made my day

Asmoday · Nov 16, 2002, 12:28 AM

....Those cheap-ass Scotsmen.....

...(just kidding..)

WyreTheWolf · Nov 16, 2002, 03:38 AM

<-- Is a cheap ass scot ... AND DAMN PROUD OF IT!

Nov 18, 2002, 03:18 PM

i... i enjoyed that one...

reno · Nov 18, 2002, 04:39 PM

That reminds me of a joke similar to that, except it was three porn chicks... muhahaha!

~~TIGER~~ · Nov 20, 2002, 07:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by kinetic

fornicatarachnid · Nov 21, 2002, 12:51 AM

A Scotsman took a girl for a ride in a taxi. She was so beautiful he

could hardly keep his eye on the meter

reno · Nov 21, 2002, 04:05 PM

eh.

kinetic · Nov 21, 2002, 08:11 PM

Scottish preacher to his congregation: "I don't mind you putting buttons in the collection plate, but please provide your own buttons. Stop pulling them off the church cushions."

fornicatarachnid · Nov 21, 2002, 10:17 PM

Angus called in to see his friend Donald to find he was stripping the wallpaper from the walls. Rather obviously, he remarked "You're decorating, I see." to which Donald replied "Naw. I'm moving house."

fornicatarachnid · Nov 24, 2002, 04:15 PM

A Scottish newspaper ad .....

"Lost - a £5 note. Sentimental value."

fornicatarachnid · Nov 25, 2002, 03:32 PM

To all Scottish Housewifes...

I find the best way to get two packets of Tulip Bacon for the price of one is by putting one in your shopping trolley and the other in your coat pocket.

reno · Nov 25, 2002, 05:47 PM

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fornicatarachnid · Nov 26, 2002, 04:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by reno
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Quote:

Hmm...correct me if I'm wrong, but this isn't in the Flame forum in it? So stop bleeding your inferiority complex into the other forums, kay?

Ditto

Nov 14, 2002, 09:41 PM	#1
~~TIGER~~ BANNED Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: OLDHAM Posts: 591 Rep Power: 0	R these guys really so mean??? An Englishman, a Irishman and a Scot all went down to their favorite pub and ordered a pint of their favorite beers. All of a sudden, three flies fall out of the air dead, with each landing in one beer. The English man, politely takes a spoon and lifts out his fly. The Irishman, takes his finger, and flicks the fly out. The Scot grabs the fly, and starts hitting it on the back yelling "SPIT IT OUT!! SPIT IT OUT!!"

Nov 14, 2002, 10:14 PM	#2
Kelsenellenelvian Master of my own Destiny Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: EverDawn Kingdom,TruEarth Posts: 1,394 Rep Power: 0	ROFLOL That has made my day... __________________ [color=#0000ff] Download Windows Post-Install Wizard v4.3.8 and WPI Lite v1.2 Here [/color][color=red][color=blue][/color][/color]

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*craig5320* HH Administrator Join Date: May 2002 Location: Manchester, UK Posts: 8,576 Rep Power: 445 System Specs	Sounds about right __________________ HardwareHeaven on Facebook

Nov 15, 2002, 02:47 PM	#6
fornicatarachnid Clanless Join Date: May 2002 Location: On the web, England UK Posts: 714 Rep Power: 0	Re: R these guys really so mean??? Yes

Nov 16, 2002, 12:28 AM	#8
Asmoday Demonic Join Date: May 2002 Location: In the cold, dark north... Posts: 5,198 Rep Power: 92 System Specs	....Those cheap-ass Scotsmen..... ...(just kidding..) __________________ How You can help Hardwareheaven by using Digg

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kinetic DriverHeaven Senior Member Join Date: May 2002 Location: Manchester England Posts: 2,559 Rep Power: 0

Nov 15, 2002, 12:18 AM	#5
Layden DriverHeaven Junior Member Join Date: May 2002 Location: Salisbury, England Posts: 53 Rep Power: 0	Bah! (Actually, I thought that was pretty funny... )

Nov 15, 2002, 05:21 PM	#7
The375Boy LowRyder LifeStyle Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Vineland NJ Posts: 710 Rep Power: 0	hahaha the history teacher wanted to know y i was laughing so hard so he came over and red it and he got pissed and gave me detetion haha o well nice joke made my day

Nov 16, 2002, 03:38 AM	#9
WyreTheWolf Wolfish Bastard Join Date: May 2002 Location: Cave; Ozark Mountains Posts: 2,110 Rep Power: 0	<-- Is a cheap ass scot ... AND DAMN PROUD OF IT!

Nov 18, 2002, 03:18 PM	#10
generalstupid Guest Posts: n/a	i... i enjoyed that one...

Nov 18, 2002, 04:39 PM	#11
reno Painlord of Ichor Join Date: May 2002 Location: bloinkin! Posts: 1,610 Rep Power: 0	dfs That reminds me of a joke similar to that, except it was three porn chicks... muhahaha!

Nov 21, 2002, 12:51 AM	#13
fornicatarachnid Clanless Join Date: May 2002 Location: On the web, England UK Posts: 714 Rep Power: 0	A Scotsman took a girl for a ride in a taxi. She was so beautiful he could hardly keep his eye on the meter

Nov 21, 2002, 04:05 PM	#14
reno Painlord of Ichor Join Date: May 2002 Location: bloinkin! Posts: 1,610 Rep Power: 0	gh eh.

Nov 21, 2002, 08:11 PM	#15
kinetic DriverHeaven Senior Member Join Date: May 2002 Location: Manchester England Posts: 2,559 Rep Power: 0	Scottish preacher to his congregation: "I don't mind you putting buttons in the collection plate, but please provide your own buttons. Stop pulling them off the church cushions."

Nov 21, 2002, 10:17 PM	#16
fornicatarachnid Clanless Join Date: May 2002 Location: On the web, England UK Posts: 714 Rep Power: 0	Angus called in to see his friend Donald to find he was stripping the wallpaper from the walls. Rather obviously, he remarked "You're decorating, I see." to which Donald replied "Naw. I'm moving house."

Nov 24, 2002, 04:15 PM	#17
fornicatarachnid Clanless Join Date: May 2002 Location: On the web, England UK Posts: 714 Rep Power: 0	A Scottish newspaper ad ..... "Lost - a £5 note. Sentimental value."

Nov 25, 2002, 03:32 PM	#18
fornicatarachnid Clanless Join Date: May 2002 Location: On the web, England UK Posts: 714 Rep Power: 0	To all Scottish Housewifes... I find the best way to get two packets of Tulip Bacon for the price of one is by putting one in your shopping trolley and the other in your coat pocket.

Nov 25, 2002, 05:47 PM	#19
reno Painlord of Ichor Join Date: May 2002 Location: bloinkin! Posts: 1,610 Rep Power: 0	dfgh zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz