Versus I!

Callandor · Apr 6, 2005, 02:43 PM

Ooo, this is a tough one,

Max Payne - 98
Master Chief- 88

(bullet time, bullet time...what would Max do without bullet time

)

bananaman · Apr 6, 2005, 03:06 PM

max payne - 89

MC - 88

MAx uses bullet time with his nade launcher to out do MC and claim victory

Zardon · Apr 6, 2005, 03:11 PM

mmm bullet time or heavy armour and space age weapons, personally I prefer Max Payne, however in a fight I think he would get seriously canned by Chief.

Payne 75
Chief 90

Vikingod · Apr 6, 2005, 04:07 PM

Payne - 69
Chief- 85

Payne is way cooler, but he doesnt have that cool, self recharging shield or plasma grenades. He'd get canned.

Mort_Cinder · Apr 6, 2005, 04:20 PM

payne....70

chief.......90

max payne is no match for the chiefs technology

btw, congrats sun_walka on the idea, and u make a cool host!

Senor_Mota · Apr 6, 2005, 04:41 PM

Max Payne - 65

Master Chief - 95

Max would run out of ammo before he could finally take the chief's shield down.

Zardon · Apr 6, 2005, 05:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Senor_Mota

Max would run out of ammo before he could finally take the chief's shield down.

Maybe he could use bullettime to run around to the local hardware store and stock up, while Chief was in limbo......

Callandor · Apr 6, 2005, 05:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by flankker

btw, congrats sun_walka on the idea, and u make a cool host!

Wasn't exactly my idea, the only idea I had was posting it here on DH, I thanked the person who let me in on it in the first post.

What's this? The Chief is cheating by hiding behind his cool shield and jabbing Max in the face, back and stomach when he's finally out of bullet time while an avalanche of his plasma grenades blow up all around him like it was the fourth of July!

Will Max be able to "dodge" all the hot expanding gas coming coming from the exploding grenades long enough to deal a death defying blow to the Master Chief before he finally reaches his expiry date? Stay tuned to find out.

Callandor · Apr 6, 2005, 05:42 PM

Ok, I'm giving this one just a few more minutes, then Max's fate will be sealed, he really doesen't seem to be doing so good in there.

Callandor · Apr 6, 2005, 05:50 PM

Okay, it was a tough fight, but Max Payne seems to have been using his bullet time to pick daisies , instead of going down to ammunation to get some more ammo, so in the end the Master Chief handed it to him 466-536.

What an outcome!

Well folks, QUARTER-FINAL 3 will commence in a few short moments, don't go away.

Callandor · Apr 6, 2005, 05:55 PM

QUARTER FINAL 3

VS.

HORNY......................................CODENAM E 47 (HITMAN)

bananaman · Apr 6, 2005, 05:57 PM

horny - 85

E 47 - 60

dont think swapping clothes is going to help...

PoopyTheJ · Apr 6, 2005, 06:42 PM

Homer 70
Larry 10, and only if he can get homer naked,

CDsDontBurn · Apr 6, 2005, 06:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PoopyTheJ

Homer 70
Larry 10, and only if he can get homer naked,

WTF

.....this round was over a long time ago

.

NE wayz.....

Hitman: 75
Horny: 70

Vikingod · Apr 6, 2005, 07:05 PM

Horny - 100
Hitman - 50

He gets half the points for being of flesh and blood and not of fire and brimstone.

Callandor · Apr 6, 2005, 07:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PoopyTheJ

Homer 70
Larry 10, and only if he can get homer naked,

Yea, no worries dude, Larry was taught a good lesson by Homer a long time ago, time to look to the future.

But don't fret, Homer will be making an appearance later on when he takes on Cate Archer in the next quarter final. (Oh there we go, now I spoiled it

)

Right now, Horny seems to have managed to tie Hitman on a stake and wants to burn him as a sacrifice to the gods of wingzalaminga

Let's hope it's not the last barbaque he attends.

Zardon · Apr 6, 2005, 07:36 PM

I never liked horny, however I dont think a bald hitman would have much hope against a demon from hell.

Horny 100
Hitman 50 (for long range silver bullet sniper shots or some such crap like that).

Mort_Cinder · Apr 6, 2005, 07:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zardon

I never liked horny, however I dont think a bald hitman would have much hope against a demon from hell.

i agree with u

horny........80

hitman......30

e v o · Apr 7, 2005, 12:10 AM

horny 85

hitman 25

halocarbon · Apr 7, 2005, 08:18 AM

horny 100

hitman 10

Pure_Acid · Apr 7, 2005, 08:24 AM

horny 70
hitman 30

pr0digal jenius · Apr 7, 2005, 08:37 AM

horny 100
hitman 0

Lets face it....a pistol totin bald guy has no chance in hell(no pun intended) against a demon

TJ- · Apr 7, 2005, 10:25 AM

horny 80
hitman 50 i dont recall hes been defeated yet, and he is good at what he does

Callandor · Apr 7, 2005, 10:33 AM

Hey there Acid, nice of you to join us.

Ok, the Hitman tried and tried and tried to put a dent in but one of Horny's biceps, but it looks as if he tried in vain...coz Horny defeated him quite easily with 945-325, a worthy challenge there by codename 47, but not worthy enough it seems...even the Mythical one couldn't bare to watch this one.

And Poopy, I took your scores for Homer and Larry and took them to mean Horny and Hitman.

QUARTER-FINAL 4 coming up!

Callandor · Apr 7, 2005, 10:35 AM

QUARTER FINAL 4

VS.

CATE ARCHER.....................................HOMER SIMPSON

Zardon · Apr 7, 2005, 10:40 AM

Cate Archer 20
Homer 100

I mean how could anyone beat Homer? over the course of the years on the simpsons he has been through everything and still looks the same, one tough pork chop eatin dude !

Cate Archer? bleh ! girlie FPS ! (ok, ok they were good but im not voting for a snobby woman who does her lipstick in game!).

CDsDontBurn · Apr 7, 2005, 10:42 AM

Homer: 100

Archer: 10

TJ- · Apr 7, 2005, 10:45 AM

archer 50
homer 50

Callandor · Apr 7, 2005, 10:55 AM

Cate - 80 (her figure made me do it

)
Homer - 60

bananaman · Apr 7, 2005, 10:57 AM

Cate - 75

Homer - 60

Apr 6, 2005, 02:43 PM	Thread Starter #121
Callandor Forged on Dragonmount Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, Canada Posts: 6,869 Rep Power: 251 System Specs	Ooo, this is a tough one, Max Payne - 98 Master Chief- 88 (bullet time, bullet time...what would Max do without bullet time ) __________________

Apr 6, 2005, 03:06 PM	#122
bananaman banana muncher Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: London Posts: 1,254 Rep Power: 59	max payne - 89 MC - 88 MAx uses bullet time with his nade launcher to out do MC and claim victory __________________

Apr 6, 2005, 04:07 PM	#124
Vikingod Int'l Fish Liaison Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: By the light of lamp I sit and type... Posts: 16,187 Rep Power: 109 System Specs	Payne - 69 Chief- 85 Payne is way cooler, but he doesnt have that cool, self recharging shield or plasma grenades. He'd get canned. __________________ *How You Can Help DriverHeaven By Using Digg*

Apr 6, 2005, 04:41 PM	#126
Senor_Mota 悪魔の方法 Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Ee-duh-ow Posts: 2,384 Rep Power: 98 System Specs	Max Payne - 65 Master Chief - 95 Max would run out of ammo before he could finally take the chief's shield down. __________________

Apr 6, 2005, 05:42 PM	Thread Starter #129
Callandor Forged on Dragonmount Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, Canada Posts: 6,869 Rep Power: 251 System Specs	Ok, I'm giving this one just a few more minutes, then Max's fate will be sealed, he really doesen't seem to be doing so good in there. __________________

Apr 6, 2005, 03:11 PM	#123
Zardon DriverHeaven Founder Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 32,480 Rep Power: 177	mmm bullet time or heavy armour and space age weapons, personally I prefer Max Payne, however in a fight I think he would get seriously canned by Chief. Payne 75 Chief 90

Apr 6, 2005, 04:20 PM	#125
Mort_Cinder I want some ATI lovin' Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: MK, UK Posts: 1,034 Rep Power: 0	payne....70 chief.......90 max payne is no match for the chiefs technology btw, congrats sun_walka on the idea, and u make a cool host!

Apr 6, 2005, 05:50 PM	Thread Starter #130
Callandor Forged on Dragonmount Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, Canada Posts: 6,869 Rep Power: 251 System Specs	Okay, it was a tough fight, but Max Payne seems to have been using his bullet time to pick daisies , instead of going down to ammunation to get some more ammo, so in the end the Master Chief handed it to him 466-536. What an outcome! Well folks, QUARTER-FINAL 3 will commence in a few short moments, don't go away. __________________

Apr 6, 2005, 05:55 PM	Thread Starter #131
Callandor Forged on Dragonmount Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, Canada Posts: 6,869 Rep Power: 251 System Specs	QUARTER FINAL 3 VS. HORNY......................................CODENAM E 47 (HITMAN) __________________

Apr 6, 2005, 05:57 PM	#132
bananaman banana muncher Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: London Posts: 1,254 Rep Power: 59	horny - 85 E 47 - 60 dont think swapping clothes is going to help... __________________

Apr 6, 2005, 06:42 PM	#133
PoopyTheJ DriverHeaven Extreme Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Ohio Posts: 1,588 Rep Power: 64	Homer 70 Larry 10, and only if he can get homer naked, __________________ [COLOR=Blue]“Alright boys, let’s start her up and see why she doesn’t work.” - John Fritz "I aim to misbehave" Malcolm Reynolds ATI Catalyst Beta Tester[/COLOR]

Apr 6, 2005, 07:05 PM	#135
Vikingod Int'l Fish Liaison Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: By the light of lamp I sit and type... Posts: 16,187 Rep Power: 109 System Specs	Horny - 100 Hitman - 50 He gets half the points for being of flesh and blood and not of fire and brimstone. __________________ *How You Can Help DriverHeaven By Using Digg*

Apr 6, 2005, 07:36 PM	#137
Zardon DriverHeaven Founder Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 32,480 Rep Power: 177	I never liked horny, however I dont think a bald hitman would have much hope against a demon from hell. Horny 100 Hitman 50 (for long range silver bullet sniper shots or some such crap like that).

Apr 7, 2005, 12:10 AM	#139
e v o HardwareHeaven Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 1,037 Rep Power: 47 System Specs	horny 85 hitman 25 __________________

Apr 7, 2005, 08:18 AM	#140
halocarbon DriverHeaven Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: bots Posts: 65 Rep Power: 0	horny 100 hitman 10 __________________ what's that...........its CAR-BON....hah

Apr 7, 2005, 08:24 AM	#141
Pure_Acid DriverHeaven Newbie Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: South Africa Posts: 1 Rep Power: 0	horny 70 hitman 30 __________________

Apr 7, 2005, 08:37 AM	#142
pr0digal jenius Delete Me Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 14,648 Rep Power: 0	horny 100 hitman 0 Lets face it....a pistol totin bald guy has no chance in hell(no pun intended) against a demon

Apr 7, 2005, 10:25 AM	#143
TJ- DriverHeaven Extreme Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Infinity Posts: 3,679 Rep Power: 0	horny 80 hitman 50 i dont recall hes been defeated yet, and he is good at what he does __________________ new sig comming soon

Apr 7, 2005, 10:33 AM	Thread Starter #144
Callandor Forged on Dragonmount Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, Canada Posts: 6,869 Rep Power: 251 System Specs	Hey there Acid, nice of you to join us. Ok, the Hitman tried and tried and tried to put a dent in but one of Horny's biceps, but it looks as if he tried in vain...coz Horny defeated him quite easily with 945-325, a worthy challenge there by codename 47, but not worthy enough it seems...even the Mythical one couldn't bare to watch this one. And Poopy, I took your scores for Homer and Larry and took them to mean Horny and Hitman. QUARTER-FINAL 4 coming up! __________________

Apr 7, 2005, 10:35 AM	Thread Starter #145
Callandor Forged on Dragonmount Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, Canada Posts: 6,869 Rep Power: 251 System Specs	QUARTER FINAL 4 VS. CATE ARCHER.....................................HOMER SIMPSON __________________

Apr 7, 2005, 10:40 AM	#146
Zardon DriverHeaven Founder Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 32,480 Rep Power: 177	Cate Archer 20 Homer 100 I mean how could anyone beat Homer? over the course of the years on the simpsons he has been through everything and still looks the same, one tough pork chop eatin dude ! Cate Archer? bleh ! girlie FPS ! (ok, ok they were good but im not voting for a snobby woman who does her lipstick in game!).

Apr 7, 2005, 10:42 AM	#147
CDsDontBurn 127.0.0.1 Join Date: May 2003 Location: Southern California Posts: 22,458 Rep Power: 202 System Specs	Homer: 100 Archer: 10 __________________ Her First Day \| A year later

Apr 7, 2005, 10:45 AM	#148
TJ- DriverHeaven Extreme Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Infinity Posts: 3,679 Rep Power: 0	archer 50 homer 50 __________________ new sig comming soon

Apr 7, 2005, 10:55 AM	Thread Starter #149
Callandor Forged on Dragonmount Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, Canada Posts: 6,869 Rep Power: 251 System Specs	Cate - 80 (her figure made me do it ) Homer - 60 __________________

Apr 7, 2005, 10:57 AM	#150
bananaman banana muncher Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: London Posts: 1,254 Rep Power: 59	Cate - 75 Homer - 60 __________________