Versus I!

Mort_Cinder · Apr 7, 2005, 12:19 PM

homer.....55

cate........40

Callandor · Apr 7, 2005, 03:37 PM

Well, (I sure like using that word alot, don't I

) the judges, having since been criticised for the short period of time they gave opponents to bash each other around, decided to let this one go on for a while, but have finally rung the bell and declared the round over. And it seems our favourite yellow guy has come out on top again with a final score of 425-275, pushing him and the other winners of this section of the tournament on to the semi finals, where we will have two fights between the winners of the quarter finals that will result in two last contendors that will fight it out in the finals to find out who is the toughest of the toughest this season in VERSUS!

SEMI-FINAL 1 will now follow just after a few moments, be sure to stay right where you are!

Callandor · Apr 7, 2005, 03:53 PM

We appologise for the delay, Sam Fisher appeared to be having second thoughts on this one.

SEMI-FINAL 1

VS.

SAM FISHER.....................................MASTER CHIEF(HALO)

bananaman · Apr 7, 2005, 03:56 PM

Sam - 75

MC - 90

Shooting out lights and using a silenced pistol isnt going to stop MC with his high tech weaponary and armour.

Callandor · Apr 7, 2005, 03:56 PM

Sam Fisher - 50
Master Chief - 100

(really, Sam doesn't have a chance on this one)

Mort_Cinder · Apr 7, 2005, 03:59 PM

sam fisher.......40

master chief....70

Zardon · Apr 7, 2005, 04:04 PM

Id love to vote for Sam but even if he hid, Chief has all the high tech vision equipment to spot him. then in combat, not much of a fight really.

Sam 40
Chief 80

Vikingod · Apr 7, 2005, 04:05 PM

Cheif - 70
Fisher - 69

poor sammy, had to help him out a bit. If the lights go out, he always has hit cool night vision!

**MIG-31** · Apr 7, 2005, 04:09 PM

Sam Fisher 90

Chief 10 (not a halo fan sorry guys)

Logla · Apr 7, 2005, 05:00 PM

Sam 90

Chief 0

Me Niether

Sargentwhitey · Apr 7, 2005, 05:03 PM

Sam 10
Master Chief 90

Master Chief is extremely strong, also has great combat training (read the books for more info). Also.. the shields help him out.

Edit: We should have one with Garrett vs. whoever else. Who else has stolen from a god?

bananaman · Apr 7, 2005, 05:05 PM

NB. not a popularity contest - is who would win regardless of whether you would want them to.

Callandor · Apr 7, 2005, 06:40 PM

As expected, Sam was spotted in a perculiar position, hidden deep in a dark corner scratching his balls scared as hell...and that, sadly, was the end of him as the Master Chief anhialated him...leaving only his bones for people to identify who he was, so the Master Chief moves on after yet another victory with a score of 579-465.

SEMI-FINAL 2 to begin in just a little while.

Callandor · Apr 7, 2005, 06:54 PM

SEMI FINAL 2

VS.

HOMER SIMPSON.....................................HORNY( DUNGEON KEEPER)

Callandor · Apr 7, 2005, 06:55 PM

Hmmm, pure evil, vs. pure stupidiy, I think I'll go with pure stupidity.

Homer - 81
Horny - 60

CDsDontBurn · Apr 7, 2005, 06:59 PM

homer has been to hell and back.......the devil stuffed him with nothing but donuts and homer wanted more so i say......

Homer: 90

Horny: 15 for trying

.

Logla · Apr 7, 2005, 07:12 PM

Homer 90

Horny 50

Horny looks like the winner on paper just because of what he is. Homer on the other hand would be able to defeat him with ignorance every time. Horny would end up just getting wound up and then explode.

Mort_Cinder · Apr 7, 2005, 07:42 PM

homer.....70

horny......40

if anyone can beat horny, its gotta be homer!

Zardon · Apr 7, 2005, 07:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Logla

Horny looks like the winner on paper just because of what he is. Homer on the other hand would be able to defeat him with ignorance every time. Horny would end up just getting wound up and then explode.

Well said, and horny sucks too.

homer 100
horny 0

pr0digal jenius · Apr 7, 2005, 08:23 PM

homer 90
horny 10

horny gets cool points for being a demon and all..but homer wins by a landslide

**MIG-31** · Apr 7, 2005, 08:28 PM

Homer 95

Horny 5

(5 points just for a booby prize)

Sargentwhitey · Apr 7, 2005, 08:53 PM

I'm seemingly the only Horned Reaper fan here
Homer 5
Horny 95

e v o · Apr 7, 2005, 11:15 PM

Homer 55

Horny 50

Ev!L-aLphA · Apr 8, 2005, 06:40 AM

Homer 90

Horny 50

to bad theres no more dungeonkeeper :-/

Callandor · Apr 8, 2005, 10:49 AM

Horny blew up. Yup, as Logla had expected, he finally just blew up, leaving Homer to wonder why the hell he was even here in the first place with a score of 856-375.

Ladies and gentleman, Homer Simpson is on to the final, and he's gonna have some tough competetion if he wants to take home the cup, coz he'll be up against one of the meanest, leanest, space machines ever built....the Master Chief himself.

Until then, we've got some special entertainment rigged up for you, in the next bonus battle we're going to have, we'll put two favourites in the ring and let them figure it out between themselves just who's going to walk away, ...and who's gonna be wheeled away.

Don't go away or you'll miss out on all this action.

TJ- · Apr 8, 2005, 11:12 AM

BONUS ROUND 4

VS.

NALU(NVIDIA)...................................... .....RUBY(ATI)

Let the games Begin

bananaman · Apr 8, 2005, 11:14 AM

Ruby - 100

Nalu - 10 (only because i like her hair)

fanATIc all the way

CDsDontBurn · Apr 8, 2005, 11:20 AM

Ruby: 90 - i don't like hair as short as hers on women

Nalu: 20 - if she weren't a mermaid, i'd give her a much higher score

Callandor · Apr 8, 2005, 11:28 AM

Ruby - 100
Nalu - zilch (just read my title

)

CDsDontBurn · Apr 8, 2005, 11:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sun_walka

Ruby - 100
Nalu - zilch (just read my title

)

what title?

Apr 7, 2005, 03:37 PM	Thread Starter #152
Callandor Forged on Dragonmount Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, Canada Posts: 6,869 Rep Power: 251 System Specs	Well, (I sure like using that word alot, don't I ) the judges, having since been criticised for the short period of time they gave opponents to bash each other around, decided to let this one go on for a while, but have finally rung the bell and declared the round over. And it seems our favourite yellow guy has come out on top again with a final score of 425-275, pushing him and the other winners of this section of the tournament on to the semi finals, where we will have two fights between the winners of the quarter finals that will result in two last contendors that will fight it out in the finals to find out who is the toughest of the toughest this season in VERSUS! SEMI-FINAL 1 will now follow just after a few moments, be sure to stay right where you are! __________________

Apr 7, 2005, 03:53 PM	Thread Starter #153
Callandor Forged on Dragonmount Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, Canada Posts: 6,869 Rep Power: 251 System Specs	We appologise for the delay, Sam Fisher appeared to be having second thoughts on this one. SEMI-FINAL 1 VS. SAM FISHER.....................................MASTER CHIEF(HALO) __________________

Apr 7, 2005, 03:56 PM	#154
bananaman banana muncher Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: London Posts: 1,254 Rep Power: 59	Sam - 75 MC - 90 Shooting out lights and using a silenced pistol isnt going to stop MC with his high tech weaponary and armour. __________________

Apr 7, 2005, 03:56 PM	Thread Starter #155
Callandor Forged on Dragonmount Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, Canada Posts: 6,869 Rep Power: 251 System Specs	Sam Fisher - 50 Master Chief - 100 (really, Sam doesn't have a chance on this one) __________________

Apr 7, 2005, 04:05 PM	#158
Vikingod Int'l Fish Liaison Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: By the light of lamp I sit and type... Posts: 16,187 Rep Power: 109 System Specs	Cheif - 70 Fisher - 69 poor sammy, had to help him out a bit. If the lights go out, he always has hit cool night vision! __________________ *How You Can Help DriverHeaven By Using Digg*

Apr 7, 2005, 12:19 PM	#151
Mort_Cinder I want some ATI lovin' Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: MK, UK Posts: 1,034 Rep Power: 0	homer.....55 cate........40

Apr 7, 2005, 03:59 PM	#156
Mort_Cinder I want some ATI lovin' Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: MK, UK Posts: 1,034 Rep Power: 0	sam fisher.......40 master chief....70

Apr 7, 2005, 04:04 PM	#157
Zardon DriverHeaven Founder Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 32,480 Rep Power: 177	Id love to vote for Sam but even if he hid, Chief has all the high tech vision equipment to spot him. then in combat, not much of a fight really. Sam 40 Chief 80

Apr 7, 2005, 04:09 PM	#159
MIG-31 HardwareHeaven News Mod Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Nottingham,UK Posts: 55,722 Rep Power: 441 System Specs	Sam Fisher 90 Chief 10 (not a halo fan sorry guys) __________________ Please Post Your News Submissions Here

Apr 7, 2005, 05:00 PM	#160
Logla HardwareHeaven Extreme Member Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 3,311 Rep Power: 62	Sam 90 Chief 0 Me Niether

Apr 7, 2005, 05:03 PM	#161
Sargentwhitey Has a JOB.. Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: NJ Posts: 1,473 Rep Power: 0	Sam 10 Master Chief 90 Master Chief is extremely strong, also has great combat training (read the books for more info). Also.. the shields help him out. Edit: We should have one with Garrett vs. whoever else. Who else has stolen from a god? __________________ Mobile:Intel Celeron M 1.5GHz, 40GB WD, 1GB PC24000, Intel Mediocre Graphics 2, SB Audigy 2 Notebook

Apr 7, 2005, 05:05 PM	#162
bananaman banana muncher Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: London Posts: 1,254 Rep Power: 59	NB. not a popularity contest - is who would win regardless of whether you would want them to. __________________

Apr 7, 2005, 06:40 PM	Thread Starter #163
Callandor Forged on Dragonmount Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, Canada Posts: 6,869 Rep Power: 251 System Specs	As expected, Sam was spotted in a perculiar position, hidden deep in a dark corner scratching his balls scared as hell...and that, sadly, was the end of him as the Master Chief anhialated him...leaving only his bones for people to identify who he was, so the Master Chief moves on after yet another victory with a score of 579-465. SEMI-FINAL 2 to begin in just a little while. __________________

Apr 7, 2005, 06:54 PM	Thread Starter #164
Callandor Forged on Dragonmount Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, Canada Posts: 6,869 Rep Power: 251 System Specs	SEMI FINAL 2 VS. HOMER SIMPSON.....................................HORNY( DUNGEON KEEPER) __________________

Apr 7, 2005, 06:55 PM	Thread Starter #165
Callandor Forged on Dragonmount Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, Canada Posts: 6,869 Rep Power: 251 System Specs	Hmmm, pure evil, vs. pure stupidiy, I think I'll go with pure stupidity. Homer - 81 Horny - 60 __________________

Apr 7, 2005, 06:59 PM	#166
CDsDontBurn 127.0.0.1 Join Date: May 2003 Location: Southern California Posts: 22,458 Rep Power: 202 System Specs	homer has been to hell and back.......the devil stuffed him with nothing but donuts and homer wanted more so i say...... Homer: 90 Horny: 15 for trying . __________________ Her First Day \| A year later

Apr 7, 2005, 07:12 PM	#167
Logla HardwareHeaven Extreme Member Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 3,311 Rep Power: 62	Homer 90 Horny 50 Horny looks like the winner on paper just because of what he is. Homer on the other hand would be able to defeat him with ignorance every time. Horny would end up just getting wound up and then explode.

Apr 7, 2005, 07:42 PM	#168
Mort_Cinder I want some ATI lovin' Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: MK, UK Posts: 1,034 Rep Power: 0	homer.....70 horny......40 if anyone can beat horny, its gotta be homer!

Apr 7, 2005, 08:23 PM	#170
pr0digal jenius Delete Me Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 14,648 Rep Power: 0	homer 90 horny 10 horny gets cool points for being a demon and all..but homer wins by a landslide

Apr 7, 2005, 08:28 PM	#171
MIG-31 HardwareHeaven News Mod Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Nottingham,UK Posts: 55,722 Rep Power: 441 System Specs	Homer 95 Horny 5 (5 points just for a booby prize) __________________ Please Post Your News Submissions Here

Apr 7, 2005, 08:53 PM	#172
Sargentwhitey Has a JOB.. Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: NJ Posts: 1,473 Rep Power: 0	I'm seemingly the only Horned Reaper fan here Homer 5 Horny 95 __________________ Mobile:Intel Celeron M 1.5GHz, 40GB WD, 1GB PC24000, Intel Mediocre Graphics 2, SB Audigy 2 Notebook

Apr 7, 2005, 11:15 PM	#173
e v o HardwareHeaven Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 1,037 Rep Power: 47 System Specs	Homer 55 Horny 50 __________________

Apr 8, 2005, 06:40 AM	#174
Ev!L-aLphA \| n f e c t e D Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: California Posts: 4,111 Rep Power: 60	Homer 90 Horny 50 to bad theres no more dungeonkeeper :-/ __________________ R.I.P 8/8/04 4/21/08

Apr 8, 2005, 10:49 AM	Thread Starter #175
Callandor Forged on Dragonmount Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, Canada Posts: 6,869 Rep Power: 251 System Specs	Horny blew up. Yup, as Logla had expected, he finally just blew up, leaving Homer to wonder why the hell he was even here in the first place with a score of 856-375. Ladies and gentleman, Homer Simpson is on to the final, and he's gonna have some tough competetion if he wants to take home the cup, coz he'll be up against one of the meanest, leanest, space machines ever built....the Master Chief himself. Until then, we've got some special entertainment rigged up for you, in the next bonus battle we're going to have, we'll put two favourites in the ring and let them figure it out between themselves just who's going to walk away, ...and who's gonna be wheeled away. Don't go away or you'll miss out on all this action. __________________

Apr 8, 2005, 11:12 AM	#176
TJ- DriverHeaven Extreme Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Infinity Posts: 3,679 Rep Power: 0	BONUS ROUND 4 VS. NALU(NVIDIA)...................................... .....RUBY(ATI) Let the games Begin __________________ new sig comming soon

Apr 8, 2005, 11:14 AM	#177
bananaman banana muncher Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: London Posts: 1,254 Rep Power: 59	Ruby - 100 Nalu - 10 (only because i like her hair) fanATIc all the way __________________

Apr 8, 2005, 11:20 AM	#178
CDsDontBurn 127.0.0.1 Join Date: May 2003 Location: Southern California Posts: 22,458 Rep Power: 202 System Specs	Ruby: 90 - i don't like hair as short as hers on women Nalu: 20 - if she weren't a mermaid, i'd give her a much higher score __________________ Her First Day \| A year later

Apr 8, 2005, 11:28 AM	Thread Starter #179
Callandor Forged on Dragonmount Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, Canada Posts: 6,869 Rep Power: 251 System Specs	Ruby - 100 Nalu - zilch (just read my title ) __________________