you make the craziest connections on myspace.com

Geminiwave · Apr 26, 2005, 05:55 AM

Edit: All stalker references have been removed. Sorry guys, Jeff is right. Its no laughing matter(especially not online).

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So today started like any other day...I get up...I go to class...I fight with people in class and enjoy making my professors squirm in their seats(hey they should be happy they have a student that can give them a run for their money!!)...I eat lunch...i finish class...I head home.

I'm on the bus...I'm getting off the bus...I walk a few feet. I see a girl running towards the bus

BAM! Girl runs into me because shes a ditz or something.

I pick her up and help her brush herself off. She looks embaressed and gets on the bus. All-in-all it was really funny. I dont often have people run into me and fall flat on their backs(nor would I want such a thing to happen often)

So later...

My friends wanted me to check out Myspace.com. So I go there.. I click around. I decide to check out that 6 degrees of seperation business and see who my friends know. It leads to some shocking and disturbing revelations...and then BAM! I find this girl's blog. I swear to god its her. I have a photographic memory.

So what did I do? I took my best friend's suggestion(while he laughs at me) and emailed her.

MythicaL · Apr 26, 2005, 06:07 AM

You little stalker

I'm telling!

digerati · Apr 26, 2005, 06:50 AM

Now if this were me I would have not e-mailed a ditz because I would have gotten a reply like.

"omG thaz U!?> h0ly carp@!! waz up dide?"

And then I'd remember that oh famous quote from the Chappelle's Show.
"Is Wayne Brady gonna have to shoot a b!*ch?"

Ev!L-aLphA · Apr 26, 2005, 06:52 AM

omg dude add me :P
www.myspace.com/atomicjew

WHAT NOW oh and hook it up with her blog :P
hahaahhahah just messing around..

pretty cool..
ive met so many ppl that ive seen around school/places on myspace through my other friends its weird..

Falstaff · Apr 26, 2005, 06:58 AM

THIS IS SERIOUS SHIT!!!!
I would take this very very seriously...
if your not a stalker by legal definition and this is some humorous prank or joke it can still be very very dangerous to your reputation. This isnt the world of Ward and June Cleaver, and this isnt Disneyland. I caution you on the basis of your affiliation with this website and your contributions to take this matter very seriously and be mindful of the legal implications. We routinely track internet stalkers here in Colorado and any communication be it sexual inuendo, overt activity or harmless prank is carefully screened by state and local officials to determine whether an investigation is warranted. Some DH members have crossed the line in the past as well, but that is best left unsaid, suffice to say that your activity on the web is not without impunity, be careful my friend, you never know who is watching.
In this letigious society, be careful old man.
Oh by the way, Myspace.com is screen very aggresively by some state and local groups as well as the organization itself to weed out threats, they just charged a stalker here in Colorado that was commiting illegal activity there, dont be a Troll......and be careful man.

Geminiwave · Apr 26, 2005, 07:06 AM

...

right all I said in my email was "hey you totally ran into me on the bus today"

basically.

And mostly I was joking.. Though I DID find her site by accident and she DID run into me today at the bus.

but you have a really good point Jeff. I probably shouldnt joke about such things.

Sorry man.

digerati · Apr 26, 2005, 07:19 AM

I think it's time we finally did it. I mean we've all known about it and talked about it for a very long time. But the time has arrived.

We're going to castrate Gemini

Geminiwave · Apr 26, 2005, 07:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ^_^

I think it's time we finally did it. I mean we've all known about it and talked about it for a very long time. But the time has arrived.

We're going to castrate Gemini

I think its already done considering my lack of balls in the last post

digerati · Apr 26, 2005, 07:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Geminiwave

I think its already done considering my lack of balls in the last post

Yeah but the last castration didn't work so we gotta do it again.

Except this time operate with a dull rusty butter-knife.

Geminiwave · Apr 26, 2005, 07:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ev!L-aLphA

omg dude add me :P
www.myspace.com/atomicjew

WHAT NOW oh and hook it up with her blog :P
hahaahhahah just messing around..

pretty cool..
ive met so many ppl that ive seen around school/places on myspace through my other friends its weird..

aight I added you, but my account is completely empty right now. I need to add some content soon.

Geminiwave · Apr 26, 2005, 07:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ^_^

Yeah but the last castration didn't work so we gotta do it again.

Except this time operate with a dull rusty butter-knife.

Mmmmm...butter-knife

Dark Lord · Apr 26, 2005, 07:31 AM

na, just use a ton of rubber bands. itll just shrival up and drop off in a few days at most.

Geminiwave · Apr 26, 2005, 07:34 AM

...I hang my head in shame.

^_^ was correct in his assumptions.

the email was replied to and the girl wrote in a disturbingly similar fassion to the sample of ditz-ese that ^_^ displayed for us.

Aw well. It was fun for a day to laugh about.

Back to the homework!

digerati · Apr 26, 2005, 07:39 AM

Now this is the question.

Should Gemini be ashamed because I was right about her?

Or should I be ashamed for knowing a lot about ditzy girls?

**dj_stick** · Apr 26, 2005, 07:44 AM

i think you should be ashamed ^_^

Falstaff · Apr 26, 2005, 08:02 AM

sounds like a lot of wanking to me...LOL

digerati · Apr 26, 2005, 08:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fallang_jeff

sounds like a lot of wanking to me...LOL

Eh, not quite. I despise ditzy girls which cuts out like 3/4 of the girls out there for me -_-

Drakon · Apr 26, 2005, 02:11 PM

ditzy in what way(s)?

Geminiwave · Apr 26, 2005, 06:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Drakon

ditzy in what way(s)?

ditzy in that, she ran RIGHT into me when there was plenty of sidewalk and I was trying to get out of the way.

Ditzy in that her email reply was sickeningly similar to ^_^'s version mocking me...

And I've decided that her rant about our lovable Seattle means that shes a commie bastard and deserves to be shunned.

Quote:

Originally Posted by fallang_jeff

sounds like a lot of wanking to me...LOL

Wow what a way to turn around Jeff. Just a second ago you were yellin at me, and now you're making refferences to masturbation

CDsDontBurn · Apr 26, 2005, 06:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ev!L-aLphA

omg dude add me :P
www.myspace.com/atomicjew

WHAT NOW oh and hook it up with her blog :P
hahaahhahah just messing around..

pretty cool..
ive met so many ppl that ive seen around school/places on myspace through my other friends its weird..

dude, your thing is hella weird. It's funny

.

Geminiwave · Apr 26, 2005, 08:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDsDontBurn

dude, your thing is hella weird. It's funny

.

yeah word. His site is hot the HIZ-OOK!!!

I love the "J-j-j-j-j-j-jew unit!" Thats from some 50cent song isnt it? God I hate that song...but when my friends sing it its SOOO FUNNY!

MythicaL · Apr 26, 2005, 10:58 PM

Yeah, well I dunno what's with everyone saying G-UNIT! It gets pretty annoying, especially when I hear it or see it all the time.

pr0digal jenius · Apr 26, 2005, 11:31 PM

Google "The Generic Rap Song" by P-Unit.

Best.video.ever.

Sargentwhitey · Apr 26, 2005, 11:41 PM

www.ggg-gmail.com

Geminiwave · Apr 27, 2005, 12:18 AM

LMAO! if only that was real.

I think Google should make a page like that. Kinda like their hax0r language setting for the search engine. EVERYTHING IS IN L33t!!!

Falstaff · Apr 27, 2005, 07:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Geminiwave

ditzy in that, she ran RIGHT into me when there was plenty of sidewalk and I was trying to get out of the way.

Ditzy in that her email reply was sickeningly similar to ^_^'s version mocking me...

And I've decided that her rant about our lovable Seattle means that shes a commie bastard and deserves to be shunned.

Wow what a way to turn around Jeff. Just a second ago you were yellin at me, and now you're making refferences to masturbation

wanking isnt just about polishing the polish, it is about just being a guy....being risque, being tongue in cheek about normal things, implying some sort of sexual inuendo of sorts...not necessarily about you know........

Geminiwave · Apr 27, 2005, 08:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fallang_jeff

wanking isnt just about polishing the polish, it is about just being a guy....being risque, being tongue in cheek about normal things, implying some sort of sexual inuendo of sorts...not necessarily about you know........

Polishing the Polish? Never heard that one before.

The newest one I heard just a few days ago was "Flogging the Dolphin"

I remember 2 summers ago when I was out in France. Me and my friend Gaby and some dudes on the Corsika were passed out on the road at around 2am(its Corsika...no cars'll come buy) We were just laying there and one of them mumbled something in french. The other dude was cracking up. Then they started asking for different ways of saying "jacking off" in english. for 4 hours we just said different names for wanking while Gaby laid there and covered her face in embaressment. It was some gooooood times

digerati · Apr 27, 2005, 09:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Geminiwave

Polishing the Polish? Never heard that one before.

The newest one I heard just a few days ago was "Flogging the Dolphin"

I remember 2 summers ago when I was out in France. Me and my friend Gaby and some dudes on the Corsika were passed out on the road at around 2am(its Corsika...no cars'll come buy) We were just laying there and one of them mumbled something in french. The other dude was cracking up. Then they started asking for different ways of saying "jacking off" in english. for 4 hours we just said different names for wanking while Gaby laid there and covered her face in embaressment. It was some gooooood times

And some girls might be avoiding this thread and embarassment. Careful not to cross any lines.

Geminiwave · Apr 27, 2005, 05:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ^_^

And some girls might be avoiding this thread and embarassment. Careful not to cross any lines.

...what?! Women jack off too!

mike2h · Apr 27, 2005, 06:03 PM

i think gemini is the one being stalked. i think this girl is stalking him because she has never had sex with a 'balless wonder'

Apr 26, 2005, 05:55 AM	#1
Geminiwave I Have lovely Breasts Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: In the closet... Posts: 5,395 Rep Power: 63	you make the craziest connections on myspace.com Edit: All stalker references have been removed. Sorry guys, Jeff is right. Its no laughing matter(especially not online). -------- So today started like any other day...I get up...I go to class...I fight with people in class and enjoy making my professors squirm in their seats(hey they should be happy they have a student that can give them a run for their money!!)...I eat lunch...i finish class...I head home. I'm on the bus...I'm getting off the bus...I walk a few feet. I see a girl running towards the bus BAM! Girl runs into me because shes a ditz or something. I pick her up and help her brush herself off. She looks embaressed and gets on the bus. All-in-all it was really funny. I dont often have people run into me and fall flat on their backs(nor would I want such a thing to happen often) So later... My friends wanted me to check out Myspace.com. So I go there.. I click around. I decide to check out that 6 degrees of seperation business and see who my friends know. It leads to some shocking and disturbing revelations...and then BAM! I find this girl's blog. I swear to god its her. I have a photographic memory. So what did I do? I took my best friend's suggestion(while he laughs at me) and emailed her. __________________ Last edited by Geminiwave; Apr 26, 2005 at 07:23 AM. Reason: Jeff noted that stalking is not a laughing matter.

Apr 26, 2005, 06:07 AM	#2
MythicaL I like computers. Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: In front of a monitor Posts: 3,399 Rep Power: 89 System Specs	You little stalker I'm telling! __________________ Always knew I didn't belong in this world. I wasn't made for this. But I'll never forget those who betrayed me, and those who never failed my trust.

Apr 26, 2005, 06:52 AM	#4
Ev!L-aLphA \| n f e c t e D Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: California Posts: 4,111 Rep Power: 0	omg dude add me :P www.myspace.com/atomicjew WHAT NOW oh and hook it up with her blog :P hahaahhahah just messing around.. pretty cool.. ive met so many ppl that ive seen around school/places on myspace through my other friends its weird.. __________________ R.I.P 8/8/04 4/21/08 Last edited by Ev!L-aLphA; Apr 26, 2005 at 07:11 AM.

Apr 26, 2005, 06:58 AM	#5
Falstaff Old Codger Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: USAFA Posts: 19,048 Rep Power: 207	THIS IS SERIOUS SHIT!!!! I would take this very very seriously... if your not a stalker by legal definition and this is some humorous prank or joke it can still be very very dangerous to your reputation. This isnt the world of Ward and June Cleaver, and this isnt Disneyland. I caution you on the basis of your affiliation with this website and your contributions to take this matter very seriously and be mindful of the legal implications. We routinely track internet stalkers here in Colorado and any communication be it sexual inuendo, overt activity or harmless prank is carefully screened by state and local officials to determine whether an investigation is warranted. Some DH members have crossed the line in the past as well, but that is best left unsaid, suffice to say that your activity on the web is not without impunity, be careful my friend, you never know who is watching. In this letigious society, be careful old man. Oh by the way, Myspace.com is screen very aggresively by some state and local groups as well as the organization itself to weed out threats, they just charged a stalker here in Colorado that was commiting illegal activity there, dont be a Troll......and be careful man. __________________ "Inspiration is always a surprising visitor."

Apr 26, 2005, 07:06 AM	Thread Starter #6
Geminiwave I Have lovely Breasts Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: In the closet... Posts: 5,395 Rep Power: 63	... right all I said in my email was "hey you totally ran into me on the bus today" basically. And mostly I was joking.. Though I DID find her site by accident and she DID run into me today at the bus. but you have a really good point Jeff. I probably shouldnt joke about such things. Sorry man. __________________

Apr 26, 2005, 06:50 AM	#3
digerati Everyones life has worth Join Date: May 2003 Location: My Yellow Bug Posts: 3,779 Rep Power: 0	Now if this were me I would have not e-mailed a ditz because I would have gotten a reply like. "omG thaz U!?> h0ly carp@!! waz up dide?" And then I'd remember that oh famous quote from the Chappelle's Show. "Is Wayne Brady gonna have to shoot a b!*ch?"

Apr 26, 2005, 07:19 AM	#7
digerati Everyones life has worth Join Date: May 2003 Location: My Yellow Bug Posts: 3,779 Rep Power: 0	I think it's time we finally did it. I mean we've all known about it and talked about it for a very long time. But the time has arrived. We're going to castrate Gemini

Apr 26, 2005, 07:31 AM	#12
Dark Lord HardwareHeaven Extreme Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Grand Rapids, MI Posts: 5,945 Rep Power: 125 System Specs	na, just use a ton of rubber bands. itll just shrival up and drop off in a few days at most.

Apr 26, 2005, 07:34 AM	Thread Starter #13
Geminiwave I Have lovely Breasts Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: In the closet... Posts: 5,395 Rep Power: 63	...I hang my head in shame. ^_^ was correct in his assumptions. the email was replied to and the girl wrote in a disturbingly similar fassion to the sample of ditz-ese that ^_^ displayed for us. Aw well. It was fun for a day to laugh about. Back to the homework! __________________

Apr 26, 2005, 07:39 AM	#14
digerati Everyones life has worth Join Date: May 2003 Location: My Yellow Bug Posts: 3,779 Rep Power: 0	Now this is the question. Should Gemini be ashamed because I was right about her? Or should I be ashamed for knowing a lot about ditzy girls?

Apr 26, 2005, 08:02 AM	#16
Falstaff Old Codger Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: USAFA Posts: 19,048 Rep Power: 207	sounds like a lot of wanking to me...LOL __________________ "Inspiration is always a surprising visitor."

Apr 26, 2005, 02:11 PM	#18
Drakon DriverHeaven Extreme Member Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Floatin'... Posts: 4,957 Rep Power: 0	ditzy in what way(s)?

Apr 26, 2005, 10:58 PM	#22
MythicaL I like computers. Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: In front of a monitor Posts: 3,399 Rep Power: 89 System Specs	Yeah, well I dunno what's with everyone saying G-UNIT! It gets pretty annoying, especially when I hear it or see it all the time. __________________ Always knew I didn't belong in this world. I wasn't made for this. But I'll never forget those who betrayed me, and those who never failed my trust.

Apr 26, 2005, 11:31 PM	#23
pr0digal jenius Delete Me Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 14,648 Rep Power: 0	Google "The Generic Rap Song" by P-Unit. Best.video.ever.

Apr 26, 2005, 11:41 PM	#24
Sargentwhitey Has a JOB.. Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: NJ Posts: 1,473 Rep Power: 0	www.ggg-gmail.com __________________ Mobile:Intel Celeron M 1.5GHz, 40GB WD, 1GB PC24000, Intel Mediocre Graphics 2, SB Audigy 2 Notebook

Apr 27, 2005, 12:18 AM	Thread Starter #25
Geminiwave I Have lovely Breasts Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: In the closet... Posts: 5,395 Rep Power: 63	LMAO! if only that was real. I think Google should make a page like that. Kinda like their hax0r language setting for the search engine. EVERYTHING IS IN L33t!!! __________________

Apr 27, 2005, 06:03 PM	#30
mike2h DriverHeaven Extreme Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: norcal Posts: 6,483 Rep Power: 91 System Specs	i think gemini is the one being stalked. i think this girl is stalking him because she has never had sex with a 'balless wonder' __________________