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Nov 29, 2002, 02:12 PM
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gargouille
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Hu?
Playwright Jim Sherman wrote this today after Hu Jintao was named chief of the Communist Party in China.
HU'S ON FIRST By James Sherman _____ (We take you now to the Oval Office.) _____ George: Condi! Nice to see you. What?s happening? Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. George: Great. Lay it on me. Condi: Hu is the new leader of China. George: That's what I want to know. Condi: That's what I'm telling you. George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China? Condi: Yes. George: I mean the fellow's name. Condi: Hu. George: The guy in China. Condi: Hu. George: The new leader of China. Condi: Hu. George: The Chinaman! Condi: Hu is leading China. George: Now whaddya asking me for? Con! di: I'm telling you Hu is leading China. George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China? Condi: That's the man's name. George: That's who's name? Condi: Yes. George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China? Condi: Yes, sir. George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East. Condi: That's correct. George: Then who is in China? Condi: Yes, sir. George: Yassir is in China? Condi: No, sir. George: Then who is? Condi: Yes, sir. George: Yassir? Condi: No, sir. George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the ecretary General of the U.N. on the phone. Condi: Kofi?! George: No, thanks. Condi: You want Kofi? George: No. Condi: You don't want Kofi. George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N. Condi: Yes, sir. George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N. Condi: Kofi? George: Milk! Will you please make the call? Condi: And call who? George: Who is the guy at the U.N? Condi: Hu is the guy in China. George: Will you stay out of China?! Condi: Yes, sir. George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N. Condi: Kofi. George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone. (Condi picks up the phone.) Condi: Rice, here. George: Rice? Good ! idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?
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Nov 29, 2002, 02:55 PM
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Clanless
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LOL ! Good one, I didn't know hu was who ?
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Nov 29, 2002, 02:56 PM
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ROFLMAO~~~~
Ok, THAT was funny!
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Nov 29, 2002, 05:18 PM
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The good ole' Abbott & Costello lives on
I love the Yoda video that flu around with that one 
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Nov 29, 2002, 08:43 PM
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Yay!!!
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Dec 3, 2002, 08:38 PM
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DriverHeaven Junior Member
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whoopie! kinda funny :d
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Dec 3, 2002, 08:56 PM
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Hu
Hu's in the house?!?
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Dec 5, 2002, 06:51 AM
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the butterfly lover
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hey!
Yoda video? where?
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