Darth Vader Strikes Back

mike2h · May 19, 2005, 05:47 PM

There's going to be an extra scene included in the DVD release of empire strikes back coming up next year! Basically, it expands on the scene where Vader reveals his fatherhood to Luke, and ties up some loose ends created with the release of episode 1 & 2...

The Empire Strikes Back: Extra-Special Edition

INT: BESPIN GANTRY - MOMENTS LATER:

A furious lightsaber duel is underway. Darth Vader is backing Luke Skywalker towards the end of the gantry. A quick move by Vader, chops off Luke's hand! It goes spinning off into the ventilation shaft. Luke backs away. He looks around, but realizes there's nowhere to go but straight down.

Darth Vader: Obi Wan never told you what happened to your father.

Luke: he told me enough! He told me you killed him!

Darth Vader: No... I am your father!

Luke: No, it's not true! It's impossible.

Darth Vader: Search your feelings... You know it to be true...

Luke: No!

Darth Vader: Yes, it is true... And you know what else? You know that brass droid of yours?

Luke: Threepio?

Darth Vader: Yes... Threepio... I built him... When I was 7 years old...

Luke: No...

Darth Vader: Seven years old! And what have you done? Look at yourself, no hand, no job, and couldn't even levitate your own ship out of the swamp...

Luke: I destroyed your precious death star!

Darth Vader: When you were 20! When I was 10, I single-handedly destroyed a trade federation droid control ship!

Luke: Well, it's not my fault...

Darth Vader: Oh, here we go... "Poor me... My father never gave me what I wanted for my birthday... Boo hoo, my daddy's the dark lord of the Sith...waahhh wahhh!"

Luke: Shut up...

Darth Vader: You're a slacker! By the time I was your age, I had exterminated the Jedi knights!

Luke: I used to race my T-16 through beggar's canyon.

Darth Vader: Oh, for the love of the emperor... 10 years old, winner of the Boonta Eve Open... Only human to ever fly a pod racer... Right here, baby!

{Luke looks down the shaft. Takes a step towards it.}

Darth Vader: I was wrong... You're not my kid... I don't know whose you are, but you sure ain't mine...

{Luke takes a step off the platform, hesitates, then plunges down the shaft.}

{Darth Vader looks after him.}

Darth Vader: Get a haircut!

swimtech · May 19, 2005, 05:58 PM

Priceless!

mike2h · May 19, 2005, 09:37 PM

wished somebody would make a newer version of spaceballs.

Geminiwave · May 19, 2005, 09:48 PM

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Originally Posted by mike2h

wished somebody would make a newer version of spaceballs.

I dunno the current starwars is pretty comical as it is.

Ubergrendle · May 19, 2005, 10:09 PM

when my son is old enough to appreciate star wars (6? 8?), i'll make sure he sees Star Wars, Empire Strikes Back, and ROTJ in that order. If he wants to see the prequels he can, but they're crap and I don't want him to miss the twists.

If you watch the 'official' (gag) series in order, there will never be a 'i am your father' surprise moment. The pinnacle moment of the trilogy is completely obliterated. How ridiculous is that?

PS It was a sled! Its made of people! Rick doesn't get on the plane with her! Ripley is the only survivor!!!!

j2t · May 19, 2005, 10:27 PM

lol, thats pretty funny.

YAYitsAndrew · May 19, 2005, 10:31 PM

There's no doubt in anyone's mind that future generations must watch star wars in the following order: 4 5 6 1 2 3.

As for your mass spoilers, it reminds me of one of the commercials from the end of a you don't know jack game. You could just call up the number, tell it the movie, and it would tell you the ending so that you could pretend you saw it and talk about it amongst your peers.

riles9262 · May 19, 2005, 10:40 PM

Good story

LuCifer · May 20, 2005, 03:31 AM

LMFAO! Now thats Funny.

May 19, 2005, 05:47 PM	#1
mike2h DriverHeaven Extreme Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: norcal Posts: 6,483 Rep Power: 91 System Specs	Darth Vader Strikes Back There's going to be an extra scene included in the DVD release of empire strikes back coming up next year! Basically, it expands on the scene where Vader reveals his fatherhood to Luke, and ties up some loose ends created with the release of episode 1 & 2... The Empire Strikes Back: Extra-Special Edition *INT: BESPIN GANTRY - MOMENTS LATER:* A furious lightsaber duel is underway. Darth Vader is backing Luke Skywalker towards the end of the gantry. A quick move by Vader, chops off Luke's hand! It goes spinning off into the ventilation shaft. Luke backs away. He looks around, but realizes there's nowhere to go but straight down. Darth Vader: Obi Wan never told you what happened to your father. Luke: he told me enough! He told me you killed him! Darth Vader: No... I am your father! Luke: No, it's not true! It's impossible. Darth Vader: Search your feelings... You know it to be true... Luke: No! Darth Vader: Yes, it is true... And you know what else? You know that brass droid of yours? Luke: Threepio? Darth Vader: Yes... Threepio... I built him... When I was 7 years old... Luke: No... Darth Vader: Seven years old! And what have you done? Look at yourself, no hand, no job, and couldn't even levitate your own ship out of the swamp... Luke: I destroyed your precious death star! Darth Vader: When you were 20! When I was 10, I single-handedly destroyed a trade federation droid control ship! Luke: Well, it's not my fault... Darth Vader: Oh, here we go... "Poor me... My father never gave me what I wanted for my birthday... Boo hoo, my daddy's the dark lord of the Sith...waahhh wahhh!" Luke: Shut up... Darth Vader: You're a slacker! By the time I was your age, I had exterminated the Jedi knights! Luke: I used to race my T-16 through beggar's canyon. Darth Vader: Oh, for the love of the emperor... 10 years old, winner of the Boonta Eve Open... Only human to ever fly a pod racer... Right here, baby! *{Luke looks down the shaft. Takes a step towards it.}* Darth Vader: I was wrong... You're not my kid... I don't know whose you are, but you sure ain't mine... *{Luke takes a step off the platform, hesitates, then plunges down the shaft.}* *{Darth Vader looks after him.}* Darth Vader: Get a haircut! __________________

May 19, 2005, 05:58 PM	#2
swimtech HardwareHeaven Extreme Member Join Date: May 2002 Location: North Carolina Posts: 4,040 Rep Power: 124 System Specs	Priceless! __________________ It's not so much getting your way that matters or not - what matters is how you go about getting it.

May 19, 2005, 09:37 PM	Thread Starter #3
mike2h DriverHeaven Extreme Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: norcal Posts: 6,483 Rep Power: 91 System Specs	wished somebody would make a newer version of spaceballs. __________________

May 19, 2005, 10:09 PM	#5
Ubergrendle Semper ubi sub ubi Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Toronto Posts: 702 Rep Power: 51	when my son is old enough to appreciate star wars (6? 8?), i'll make sure he sees Star Wars, Empire Strikes Back, and ROTJ in that order. If he wants to see the prequels he can, but they're crap and I don't want him to miss the twists. If you watch the 'official' (gag) series in order, there will never be a 'i am your father' surprise moment. The pinnacle moment of the trilogy is completely obliterated. How ridiculous is that? PS It was a sled! Its made of people! Rick doesn't get on the plane with her! Ripley is the only survivor!!!! __________________ Veteran of the PC Microchannel / EISA wars of the late 1980s.

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YAYitsAndrew Anti-Piracy Poster Boy Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: NJ Posts: 2,605 Rep Power: 79 System Specs	There's no doubt in anyone's mind that future generations must watch star wars in the following order: 4 5 6 1 2 3. As for your mass spoilers, it reminds me of one of the commercials from the end of a you don't know jack game. You could just call up the number, tell it the movie, and it would tell you the ending so that you could pretend you saw it and talk about it amongst your peers. __________________ "It is because the resistance to paying for copyrighted material, although often characterized as arising from a supposed technical burden or principled concern for the public interest, arises rather from exactly the same segment of the brain that is dominant in shoplifters." - Mark Helprin, Digital Barbarism In other words, it's never okay to steal even if you think you have a good reason! www.yayitsandrew.com

May 19, 2005, 10:27 PM	#6
j2t DriverHeaven Lover Join Date: May 2004 Location: Orlando, FL Posts: 184 Rep Power: 0	lol, thats pretty funny.

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May 20, 2005, 03:31 AM	#9
LuCifer DH sig maker! Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Fontucky Posts: 1,158 Rep Power: 0	LMFAO! Now thats Funny. __________________