ROFLMFAO - nice website

daRk_heLmet · Jul 17, 2005, 08:19 AM

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Main_Page

[color=#d8ded3]http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/George_H._Bush[/color]

George 'High-on-LSD' Bush, a student of Confucius, was famous for saying "LSD makes you go crazy." He was a great student and knew how to cheat on exams, and a good enough citizen despite his alien worker status. Now back on Mars, Bush nonetheless strives for universal peace. He now only communicates with Earth by telegram, which usually takes a year or two to get here. Now he may be dead for all we know.

Update: Bush has been located in an asylum on Pennsyvannia Avenue in Washington; he and the rest of the lunatics are planing on world conquest.

Tipstaff · Jul 17, 2005, 09:10 AM

AHAHAHHAH

What a site. Dark Helmet you made my weekend! That has to be the most creative site I've seen in a long time. Blogs, eat your heart out.

Did you know...
"...it was hot enough today to choke a chicken on the grill without lighting it first?"

Amen to that!

Stop It · Jul 17, 2005, 10:18 AM

Lol, that website, scary, I like how chicken on there also has a link to KFC, lol.

yoda133113 · Jul 17, 2005, 10:32 AM

That's freaking AWESOME, that has got to be one of the funniest websites on the planet

riles9262 · Jul 17, 2005, 09:05 PM

Wow, this site is hilarious!

The 'blue screen of death' entry is priceless :rolf:

Tipstaff · Jul 18, 2005, 09:52 AM

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Originally Posted by riles9262

Wow, this site is hilarious!

The 'blue screen of death' entry is priceless :rolf:

"With this in mind, that the "Blue Screen of Death" is the most chilling and deadly entity in computer science is no surprise. It was slipped into the very core of the Windows operating system at its inception, by a malicious developer with a sick interest in pagan rites. It is rumoured that when one sees the Blue Screen of Death on a computer screen it wrenches a tiny part of your soul and binds it to the afflicted machine. Repeated exposure, legend has it, will eventually drain one's spirit, leaving a living corpse, pale and restless, with an unwavering thirst for caffeine."

Priceless.

**dj_stick** · Jul 18, 2005, 10:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Tipstaff

Priceless.

agreed

Jul 17, 2005, 08:19 AM	#1
daRk_heLmet Keep firing, assholes! Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Death Star Posts: 1,072 Rep Power: 0	ROFLMFAO - nice website http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Main_Page [color=#d8ded3]http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/George_H._Bush[/color] George 'High-on-LSD' Bush, a student of Confucius, was famous for saying "LSD makes you go crazy." He was a great student and knew how to cheat on exams, and a good enough citizen despite his alien worker status. Now back on Mars, Bush nonetheless strives for universal peace. He now only communicates with Earth by telegram, which usually takes a year or two to get here. Now he may be dead for all we know. Update: Bush has been located in an asylum on Pennsyvannia Avenue in Washington; he and the rest of the lunatics are planing on world conquest. __________________ [color=white]My Blog[/color]

Jul 17, 2005, 09:10 AM	#2
Tipstaff HardwareHeaven Extreme Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Real capital of Canada: Torauna Posts: 6,658 Rep Power: 187 System Specs	AHAHAHHAH What a site. Dark Helmet you made my weekend! That has to be the most creative site I've seen in a long time. Blogs, eat your heart out. Did you know... "...it was hot enough today to choke a chicken on the grill without lighting it first?" Amen to that! __________________ Portal: The Flash Version _________________________________ Brain: So, you sacked the cocky khaki Kicky Sack sock plucker? Mr. Sackett: The second cocky khaki Kicky Sack sock plucker I've sacked since the sixth sitting sheet slitter got sick.

Jul 17, 2005, 10:18 AM	#3
Stop It HHs' Resident Kitty Lover Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Biggleswade, UK Posts: 1,388 Rep Power: 73 System Specs	Lol, that website, scary, I like how chicken on there also has a link to KFC, lol. __________________ Sig Courtesy of Mousey

Jul 17, 2005, 10:32 AM	#4
yoda133113 DriverHeaven Addict Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Virginia, USA Posts: 309 Rep Power: 0	That's freaking AWESOME, that has got to be one of the funniest websites on the planet __________________ [color=Yellow]Guild Wars Character: Corrupted Bubbles[/color] "The muffin isn't picky, Timmy. Nor is it tasty! But it is powerful. All hail the muffin!" Cosmo, Fairly Odd Parents "Everyone is entitled to his own opinion. He is not entitled to his own facts." Sen. Daniel Patrick Moynihan [color=Sienna]Gateway M680X P-M 750 1.86 GHz Alviso Mobility Radeon X700 128 MB 1 GB 400 MHz DDR2 60 GB 5400 RPM Hitachi HD QSI DVD+-RW DL 17" Widescreen [/color]

Jul 17, 2005, 09:05 PM	#5
riles9262 Driverheaven brewmaster Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: British Columbia, Canada Posts: 4,842 Rep Power: 70 System Specs	Wow, this site is hilarious! The 'blue screen of death' entry is priceless :rolf: __________________ A beer a day keeps the doctor away. Last edited by riles9262; Jul 17, 2005 at 09:26 PM.