Do You Qualify?

kinetic · Dec 16, 2002, 10:33 PM

Reserve your place in heaven http://www.ticket2heaven.com/

Zardon · Dec 16, 2002, 10:42 PM

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fornicatarachnid · Dec 16, 2002, 11:28 PM

Brilliant xmas gift idea Mr Kinetic, do you want me to get 1 for

you ? lol. Makes a change from socks eh ?

Vampyromaniac · Dec 17, 2002, 12:47 AM

Oooh, I wonder how much I can scalp one for??

One of the Twelve · Dec 17, 2002, 11:19 AM

You can not buy a ticket to heaven: The price is already paid. Ticket to heaven is a free gift (ask God to give you one - through His Son, my Lord Jesus Christ).

Many people get confused when reading things like this...

no fun. You don't have to be something special "holy" or "virtuous" to obtain a ticket to heaven - just ask God, sincerely, and He will answer and lead you. Just be yourself.

One of the Twelve · Dec 17, 2002, 11:22 AM

Quote:

This Ticket is not meant to mock or replace the need or desire to practice a given religion or faith

- Good they tell this.. But I'd rather buy a new Radeon than a useless ticket..

fornicatarachnid · Dec 17, 2002, 02:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by One of the Twelve
You can not buy a ticket to heaven: The price is already paid. Ticket to heaven is a free gift (ask God to give you one - through His Son, my Lord Jesus Christ).

Too late, I tried asking Jesus but he couldnt fit me in before xmas

so I bought one off the net.

Im booked in for next Saturday at

3pm. Me and my family are so excited !!!!

Dec 17, 2002, 03:09 PM

LOL!!! man... you know... all you needed was a $5 bribe... you didn't need to buy one off the net. I assume you at least went to pricewatch?

Kelsenellenelvian · Dec 17, 2002, 03:16 PM

Ohhh hey One of the twelve don't need to get your knickers in a twist man its just a "cool" joke, And hey if anyone cares I wan't one for christmas.

WarGun · Dec 17, 2002, 04:34 PM

One of the Twelve is right ....but a joke is a joke,theres lots of these on the internet its cheesy but true.

DallasStar · Dec 18, 2002, 04:34 AM

a direct quote from their disclaimer

Quote:

The ticket issuer makes no warranties or representations as to the state of existence implied by the term "Heaven" or the duration, permanence and conditions thereof. The issuer of this Ticket To Heaven disclaims all express and implied warranties, including but not limited to, implied warranties of merchantability and fitness for a particular purpose.

***craig5320*** · Dec 18, 2002, 05:14 PM

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Originally posted by DallasStar
a direct quote from their disclaimer

It's light hearted, I don't see why everyone get's heavy,

and I'm sure they've got to cover their ass's with one hell ova disclaimer, can you imagine the law suits the americans among us could think up, how they'd prove it didn't work I don't kno, but i'm sure they'd try

j/k

kinetic · Dec 18, 2002, 05:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DallasStar
a direct quote from their disclaimer

I want my money back!!!!

Zarathustra · Dec 18, 2002, 05:17 PM

Man I just love religious joke sites like that

One of the Twelve · Dec 19, 2002, 04:31 AM

After a couple of days, I'm calming down

Try this, instead [this really made me laugh]: Santa@TheRoof

One of the Twelve · Dec 19, 2002, 04:39 AM

Well I can explain my first reaction a bit; an elderly lady from our neighborhood committed suicide in August, and the main cause was certain "religious jokes".

True "off-topik"...

~~Agen75mith~~ · Dec 19, 2002, 09:06 AM

That's assuming there is a heaven.

Quote:

I don't believe in an afterlife, so I don't have to spend my whole life fearing hell, or fearing heaven even more. For whatever the tortures of hell, I think the boredom of heaven would be even worse.

-- Isaac Asimov

Dec 16, 2002, 10:33 PM	#1
kinetic DriverHeaven Senior Member Join Date: May 2002 Location: Manchester England Posts: 2,559 Rep Power: 0	Do You Qualify? Reserve your place in heaven http://www.ticket2heaven.com/

Dec 17, 2002, 12:47 AM	#4
Vampyromaniac confutatis maledictis Join Date: May 2002 Location: somewhere dark Posts: 5,974 Rep Power: 77 System Specs	Oooh, I wonder how much I can scalp one for?? __________________ *Digitalis 3.3* Athlon 64 3000 // ASUS K8V SE Deluxe // 1024MB PC3200 (2-2-2-10 1T) ATI All-In-Wonder 9700 Pro // 20" Dell 2005FPW (DVI) M-Audio Revo 7.1 + Philips Acoustic Edge // Klipsch ProMedia 2.1 320/16 Western Digital WD3200KS + 120/8 Seagate 7200.7 NEC ND-3550A 16x DVD±RW + Lite-On 52x24x CD-RW Antec Sonata case // 480W Antec TruePower personal bests \|\| Aq'3: 46796 \| 3D'01: 20461 \| 3D'03: 6336 \| 3D'05: 2677 \| PC'04: 4605 \| PC'02: 7691,9092,1250

Dec 17, 2002, 11:19 AM	#5
One of the Twelve DriverHeaven Lover Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: The Kold North Posts: 131 Rep Power: 0	... You can not buy a ticket to heaven: The price is already paid. Ticket to heaven is a free gift (ask God to give you one - through His Son, my Lord Jesus Christ). Many people get confused when reading things like this... no fun. You don't have to be something special "holy" or "virtuous" to obtain a ticket to heaven - just ask God, sincerely, and He will answer and lead you. Just be yourself. __________________

Dec 17, 2002, 03:16 PM	#9
Kelsenellenelvian Master of my own Destiny Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: EverDawn Kingdom,TruEarth Posts: 1,394 Rep Power: 0	Ohhh hey One of the twelve don't need to get your knickers in a twist man its just a "cool" joke, And hey if anyone cares I wan't one for christmas. __________________ [color=#0000ff] Download Windows Post-Install Wizard v4.3.8 and WPI Lite v1.2 Here [/color][color=red][color=blue][/color][/color]

Dec 19, 2002, 04:31 AM	#15
One of the Twelve DriverHeaven Lover Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: The Kold North Posts: 131 Rep Power: 0	relaxed After a couple of days, I'm calming down Try this, instead [this really made me laugh]: Santa@TheRoof __________________

Dec 16, 2002, 10:42 PM	#2
Zardon DriverHeaven Founder Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 32,480 Rep Power: 179	W T F

Dec 16, 2002, 11:28 PM	#3
fornicatarachnid Clanless Join Date: May 2002 Location: On the web, England UK Posts: 714 Rep Power: 0	Brilliant xmas gift idea Mr Kinetic, do you want me to get 1 for you ? lol. Makes a change from socks eh ?

Dec 17, 2002, 03:09 PM	#8
generalstupid Guest Posts: n/a	LOL!!! man... you know... all you needed was a $5 bribe... you didn't need to buy one off the net. I assume you at least went to pricewatch?

Dec 17, 2002, 04:34 PM	#10
WarGun DriverHeaven Addict Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 249 Rep Power: 0	One of the Twelve is right ....but a joke is a joke,theres lots of these on the internet its cheesy but true.

Dec 18, 2002, 05:17 PM	#14
Zarathustra Elite Bastard Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Confederacy Posts: 841 Rep Power: 0	Man I just love religious joke sites like that

Dec 19, 2002, 04:39 AM	#16
One of the Twelve DriverHeaven Lover Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: The Kold North Posts: 131 Rep Power: 0	Well I can explain my first reaction a bit; an elderly lady from our neighborhood committed suicide in August, and the main cause was certain "religious jokes". True "off-topik"... __________________