Xmas Guidelines

danjufo · Dec 9, 2005, 10:56 PM

Here is a simple 20 step guide to help you through your Xmas meal preperations:

1. Buy a turkey

2. Take a drink of whiskey

3. Put turkey in the oven

4. Take another 2 drinks of whiskey

5. Set the degrees at 375 ovens

6. Take 3 whiskies of drink

7. Check to see if temperature is up to oven

8. Take 4 whisks of drinky

9. Turk the bastey

10. Whiskey another bottle of get

11. Stick a turkey in the thermometer

12. Glass yourself a pour of whiskey

13. Bake the whiskey for 4 hours

14. Open the door oven

15. Take the oven out of the turkey

16. Floor the turkey up off the pick

17. Turk the carvey

18. Get yourself another scottle of botch

19. Set the table and pour yourself a glass of turkey

20. Bless the saying, pass and eat out

niceguyrichy · Dec 10, 2005, 12:09 AM

oh man that's me!!

that was funny. prompted a deeply suspicious "what are you lauging at?" from my better half

danjufo · Dec 10, 2005, 01:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by niceguyrichy

prompted a deeply suspicious "what are you lauging at?" from my better half

LOL i get that alot too.

p.s. glad to see you were victorious with your Av

pr0digal jenius · Dec 10, 2005, 05:58 AM

I'm not a drink as some people thunk I am,cuz I only had ti martwonies and some quitela, and sundayed up all day sober.

Dec 9, 2005, 10:56 PM	#1
danjufo DH.Sig.Maker Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: england Posts: 1,231 Rep Power: 0	Xmas Guidelines Here is a simple 20 step guide to help you through your Xmas meal preperations: 1. Buy a turkey 2. Take a drink of whiskey 3. Put turkey in the oven 4. Take another 2 drinks of whiskey 5. Set the degrees at 375 ovens 6. Take 3 whiskies of drink 7. Check to see if temperature is up to oven 8. Take 4 whisks of drinky 9. Turk the bastey 10. Whiskey another bottle of get 11. Stick a turkey in the thermometer 12. Glass yourself a pour of whiskey 13. Bake the whiskey for 4 hours 14. Open the door oven 15. Take the oven out of the turkey 16. Floor the turkey up off the pick 17. Turk the carvey 18. Get yourself another scottle of botch 19. Set the table and pour yourself a glass of turkey 20. Bless the saying, pass and eat out __________________ [COLOR=dimgray]DeviantArt Gallery[/COLOR] [COLOR=silver]How to add your signature image[/COLOR] [COLOR=white]Signature + Avatar Rules[/COLOR]

Dec 10, 2005, 05:58 AM	#4
pr0digal jenius Delete Me Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 14,648 Rep Power: 0	I'm not a drink as some people thunk I am,cuz I only had ti martwonies and some quitela, and sundayed up all day sober.