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Old Jan 29, 2006, 06:13 AM   #1
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Wink the social worker
A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter and says, "Hi... You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job."

The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent.

We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your
clothes.

Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You will have to satisfy her sexual urges.

You'll be provided a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The starting salary is $200,000 a year."

The guy, wide-eyed, says, "You're bullshittin' me!"

The social worker says, "Yeah, well... you started it."
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Old Jan 29, 2006, 06:16 AM   #2
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LOL! Oh man that was a good one
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Old Jan 29, 2006, 07:02 AM   #4
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thats a hoot!
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Old Jan 29, 2006, 10:50 AM   #5
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That's got my chair shaken from my laughin'. LOL!
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Old Jan 29, 2006, 11:52 AM   #6
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ahhh so true, so true
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Old Jan 29, 2006, 12:40 PM   #7
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that's just wrong, yet hilariously funny
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Old Jan 29, 2006, 08:03 PM   #8
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Old Jan 29, 2006, 09:01 PM   #9
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Old Jan 29, 2006, 09:09 PM   #10
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Old Jan 29, 2006, 10:43 PM   #11
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Did they tell that one on Fox?
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Ha! Tell me about it!
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Did they tell that one on Fox?
they could have though
a friend sent it to me. & yes, i do have more than one
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Old Jan 30, 2006, 05:59 AM   #14
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Old Jan 30, 2006, 06:43 AM   #15
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