putting your wife in jail

BiGBrOwNPimpsta · Jan 30, 2006, 03:09 AM

another good quick joke i found

An 80 year old woman was arrested for shop lifting.
When she went before the judge he asked her, "What did you steal?"
She replied: a can of peaches.
The judge asked her why she had stolen them and she replied that she was hungry.
The judge then asked her how many peaches were in the can.
She replied 6.
The judge then said, "I will give you 6 days in jail."
Before the judge could actually pronounce the punishment the woman's husband spoke up and asked the
judge if he could say something.
He said, " What is it? "
The husband said "She also stole a can of peas."

Wells · Jan 30, 2006, 03:18 AM

heh peas O:

The_Neon_Cowboy · Jan 30, 2006, 03:31 AM

ok that ones kinda cheesy

Wells · Jan 30, 2006, 03:33 AM

lol i liked it, I couldn't tell you why though.

LHC · Jan 30, 2006, 04:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wells

lol i liked it, I couldn't tell you why though.

Something we should know about?

CDsDontBurn · Jan 30, 2006, 04:19 AM

that's just wrong!

LuCifer · Jan 30, 2006, 05:01 AM

LMFAO! Oh man.. thats a burn.. Good one Bigbrownpimpsta

daedal · Jan 30, 2006, 11:56 AM

Heh heh, that's low.

Dyre Straits · Jan 30, 2006, 12:20 PM

Mine stole a bag of rice.

Jan 30, 2006, 03:09 AM	#1
BiGBrOwNPimpsta HH's #1 Hustla and Pimp Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: The Dirty Dot Posts: 7,717 Rep Power: 107 System Specs	putting your wife in jail another good quick joke i found An 80 year old woman was arrested for shop lifting. When she went before the judge he asked her, "What did you steal?" She replied: a can of peaches. The judge asked her why she had stolen them and she replied that she was hungry. The judge then asked her how many peaches were in the can. She replied 6. The judge then said, "I will give you 6 days in jail." Before the judge could actually pronounce the punishment the woman's husband spoke up and asked the judge if he could say something. He said, " What is it? " The husband said "She also stole a can of peas." __________________ Sound Blaster X-Fi Xtreme Music \| Logitech Z-5500 THX 5.1 Surround Sound Speakers \| 2 Lite-On 20x S-ATA Burners \| Logitech G700 Mouse \| Logitech MX5500 Bluetooth Keyboard

Jan 30, 2006, 03:31 AM	#3
The_Neon_Cowboy HardwareHeaven Extreme Member Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 16,009 Rep Power: 92 System Specs	ok that ones kinda cheesy __________________

Jan 30, 2006, 04:19 AM	#6
CDsDontBurn Lurking DriverHeaven Join Date: May 2003 Location: Southern California Posts: 22,795 Rep Power: 235 System Specs	that's just wrong! __________________ Her First Day \| A year later

Jan 30, 2006, 05:01 AM	#7
LuCifer DH sig maker! Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Fontucky Posts: 1,158 Rep Power: 0	LMFAO! Oh man.. thats a burn.. Good one Bigbrownpimpsta __________________

Jan 30, 2006, 11:56 AM	#8
daedal Uber Coffee Drinker Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Gatineau, Quebec Posts: 2,250 Rep Power: 0	Heh heh, that's low. __________________

Jan 30, 2006, 03:18 AM	#2
Wells DH addict Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Mtl.qc.ca Posts: 120 Rep Power: 0	heh peas O:

Jan 30, 2006, 03:33 AM	#4
Wells DH addict Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Mtl.qc.ca Posts: 120 Rep Power: 0	lol i liked it, I couldn't tell you why though.