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Old Jul 27, 2007, 06:26 AM   #121
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Smilie “Bury my Ultra X3 with me!”

Dying computer geek’s last request to his girl friend.

“Bury my Ultra X3 with me!”

Computer geek’s girl friend hastily replies to computer geek’s last request (As she adoringly caresses the Ultra X3‘s Titanium Exterior)

“But don’t you love me more than anything? Computer geek boyfriend?”

There is silence for what seems an eternity.
Stillness is upon computer geek’s lips.

Computer geek’s girl friend probes for an accommodating gaze.
But still there is no forth coming rejoin from computer geek boyfriend.

Computer geek’s girl friend is now edgy.
Perspiration decants from her desperate demeanor.

She takes time to look away from the Ultra X3 and castes her eyes into computer geek boyfriend’s eyes.

She stares imploringly into computer geeks boyfriend’s eyes.
She beseeches with deep urgency. (While still sustaining fervent caresses upon the Ultra X3‘s supple FlexForce Cabling)

“But don’t you love me more than anything? Computer geek boyfriend?”

Her eyes now return hastily back to the shimmering Ultra X3. So that computer geek boyfriend can recognize where her desires are so firmly absorbed - upon the Ultra X3!

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A powerful 135mm gust arises.
Like a stormy wind across the artic ice.
The blustery breeze brushes across his girl friend’s cascading hair.

In spite of death’s dank claws -
The blustery breeze awakens computer geek boyfriend’s senses.

Computer geek boyfriend can now discern the velvet face of his girl friend within the X3‘s deep mirrored sheen.
He catches a glimpse of her perplexed gaze admiring the X3‘s handsome resplendent visage.

He also perceives the tender caresses of her genteel hands upon the Molex Muscled Ultra X3.

Computer geek boyfriend can now see that his girl friend is forever firmly transfixed in the X3‘s profound luminescence.

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“Computer geek boyfriend? Will you please answer me?” cries computer geek’s girlfriend.

“I need to know now! Don’t you love me more than anything? Computer geek boyfriend?”

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Fiiiinally, before Death closes upon computer geek boyfriend - computer geek boyfriend mooooves his lips. Sloooowly, paaaainfully, he is fiiiinally ready to give response to his girl friend's ardent request.
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Dying computer geek’s last response to girl friend -

“OK! You can be buried with me too!”
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X3 Ultra! Never to be parted!
X3 Ultra! Always to be shared!
X3 Ultra! Your friend in life!
X3 Ultra! Your love forever!
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Old Jul 27, 2007, 02:44 PM   #122
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Old Jul 28, 2007, 06:46 PM   #123
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Old Jul 29, 2007, 02:44 PM   #124
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Old Jul 29, 2007, 07:35 PM   #125
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Old Jul 30, 2007, 03:51 AM   #126
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Old Jul 30, 2007, 12:21 PM   #127
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Old Jul 30, 2007, 02:55 PM   #128
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Old Jul 30, 2007, 04:21 PM   #129
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Old Jul 30, 2007, 05:13 PM   #130
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Old Jul 30, 2007, 05:17 PM   #131
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Old Jul 30, 2007, 07:23 PM   #132
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Old Jul 30, 2007, 09:16 PM   #133
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Old Jul 30, 2007, 10:11 PM   #134
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Old Jul 31, 2007, 05:55 AM   #135
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Old Jul 31, 2007, 05:57 AM   #136
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Old Jul 31, 2007, 10:43 AM   #141
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