DH & GH Competition: Win a Zotac 8800GTX AMP! Edition

Iria · Oct 28, 2007, 11:31 PM

I need this card to increase my self esteem in Crysis.

Iria · Oct 28, 2007, 11:54 PM

I need this card to stay on the bleeding edge ...... and to play Gears of War.

Iria · Oct 29, 2007, 12:03 AM

I need this card for the DX10 games yet to come ...... and to play Gears of War.

**kris23** · Oct 29, 2007, 12:04 AM

PLEASSSEE!!!!! HELP!!!!

i am surrounded by homosexuals and need the power of this ZOTAC AMP EDITION 8800GTX to bash them into the ground!!! i have been using low end old computers all my life and I'm finally going to build myself a new system..... but the thing is that i do not know if i can afford a new graphics card....

THE LAGGG!!!!!!

hurts and i am continually beaten by homosexuals because my monitor jumps, skips and hops. so if i have this, I WILL WIN!!! but i need this card..... and i know i cant get one by myself....

THIS CARD!!!!!

is the piece that is the most expensive part of my system and is the one i can't afford..... but at the same time, its probably one of the most important pieces of the system.....

WILL SAVE ME!!!!

from the homosexuals, lag, and reality. i have no life, i love working on computers, gaming, internet stuff, and DH!!! did i mention gaming?

MY RIG!!!!!

is where my life is going into, and if i cant get this card, i will be forced to get a....... thing........... thing being a video card not worthy of being called a GPU...... please, i need this card, not only will this help me greatly in the here in now, this will help me in the future when it will be past to my family member's machines if they ever feel they need more power.....

MY GAMES!!!!!

will love the power, and they will love you..... i have been playing games from Halo, to Call of Duty, CoD2, Prey, F.E.A.R, and many others.... none of which could've been played "the way they were meant to be played" on my old rig and now... THEY CAN'T EVEN BE PLAYED on my laptop...

Please I need this GPU.

if I try to continue with my build, the machine would become a disgrace of a DDR3 machine.... I want to play Crysis, i want to play Bioshock, i want to see CoD4 at its finest.... MAN, I LOVE SPLINTER CELL and i want to see Sam Fisher in Conviction at his best.

Thank You.

Without this card.... my 3 year long dream of finally owning a fast computer will be crushed and I'll never escape reality.... the homosexuals will take me, and they will finally break me..... just like my cousin, and my friend before then......

Iria · Oct 29, 2007, 12:05 AM

I need this card so I can take my mind off how bad the 49ers are.... and to play Gears of War.

Iria · Oct 29, 2007, 12:08 AM

I need this card to make up for a horrible SF Giants season ... and to play Gears of War.

LordLink · Oct 29, 2007, 12:49 AM

I have been selected to fight in a professional league by the Liandri rules board, my strenght and bratality are legendary, the time has come to prove I am the best to crash my enemies to win the Zotac 8800 GTX Amp! Edition

[hobo]eclipse · Oct 29, 2007, 01:17 AM

random to post to show how desperate i am for the nVidia powerhouse!

Tril · Oct 29, 2007, 03:34 AM

I just tried the Crysis single player demo. That's definitely one of the most beautiful games I have ever seen. Unfortunately, I can't play at a resolution higher than 800x600 with the settings to medium. I want the card because I would love to play this game on high settings at a very high resolution.

I just ordered a 8600GT but I definitely think I wasted my money. The only good things about the new card is that it's a passive card with a BIG heatsink and no fans and it's a DX10 card. I won't be able to play all the good games coming out recently on high settings even with my new card.

Mazuko · Oct 29, 2007, 04:08 AM

I need this card so I can be leet while rocking the socks off of the wanna be cal-o gangstas that try to rule the CS:S servers with an "E-Thug" attitude!

Tril · Oct 29, 2007, 04:10 AM

<---- This guy wants to win a Zotac 8800GTX AMP! Edition to play Crysis. He promises that he will buy a HDTV with a minimum resolution of 1080p and a minimum diagonal size of 32 inches if he wins. He simply can't get all the eyecandy he wants with a 21 inch crt monitor. Make him win the card and watch the pain on his pain as you force him to buy an HDTV against his will.

Iria · Oct 29, 2007, 04:51 AM

I need this card because it's free ... though Crysis is not.

ydna7 · Oct 29, 2007, 04:59 AM

I would like to have this card so I can SLI my 8800 GTX!

ronnn · Oct 29, 2007, 05:19 AM

The spring on my pogo stick has rusted and am Keen to catch up.

Tril · Oct 29, 2007, 05:27 AM

I need the card to play Crysis and to test a secret project I'm working on right now. I can't tell you what it is until I receive my new Zotac 8800GTX AMP! Edition card.

I hope nobody heard me. That has to be kept a secret.

sushrukh · Oct 29, 2007, 08:22 AM

[COLOR=black]Well it would be the best thing to do, for such a troubled soul as myself, to allow me this great opportunity to finally be able to truly enjoy a video game. [/COLOR]

[COLOR=black]Pong is the best compatible game for my integrated video system and now I have a chance to dance with the big boys, and I don't even have to sell myself on the corner or break into the neighbors house to get a quick 10 minutes game of Half Life 2 - Episode One before the lights come on. [/COLOR]

[COLOR=black]My other neighbor across the street has such an annoying dog I just can't handle the distraction of him shredding my pants while I try to make it in their window.[/COLOR]

[COLOR=black]So please , be kind and save my soul from crime. I’m giving you the opportunity to do some good work, not just for me but for yourself too.[/COLOR]

[COLOR=black]Look at it this way , you will be doing my neighborhood a favor and finally quell the gaming burglar they have yet to nab.[/COLOR]

Crysis would have been my favourite game but
how can i say it's my favourite game
when i'll not be able to play it with my graphics subsystem ?

[COLOR=black]So, please let it come to the right person (me, ofcourse) who’s dying machine really deserves these cards from you.Other devices inside my PC are now looking at you in a hope that they won’t have to cope up with their deceased brother (read the integrated graphics).Please do a justice to them.[/COLOR]

sushrukh · Oct 29, 2007, 08:32 AM

[COLOR=blue]First off all, can I just say that I have more posts than this here, but err… my dog ate them on the way here.[/COLOR]

[COLOR=black]A little Poetry for you :-[/COLOR]

[COLOR=blue]I know a wonderful site on the net,[/COLOR]
[COLOR=blue]It has just promised me an electric pet,[/COLOR]

[COLOR=blue]I love good graphics and I love to see,[/COLOR]
[COLOR=blue]Virtual enemies – butt-kicked by me,[/COLOR]

[COLOR=blue]Thus I really need the Zotac 8800 GTX AMP Edition,[/COLOR]
[COLOR=blue]Cuz low frames per second just make me angry.[/COLOR]

[COLOR=blue]I guess it comes down to one simple fact;[/COLOR]
[COLOR=blue]My life lies in ruins if you don’t soon act,[/COLOR]

[COLOR=blue]Please send me this gift as soon as possible from ,[/COLOR]
[COLOR=blue]The site that makes me feel happy and joyful and free. [/COLOR]

[COLOR=blue]Show me your divinity and place me,[/COLOR]
[COLOR=blue]on the path of 3D gaming pleasure.[/COLOR]

[COLOR=black]So, Dear Zotac 8800 GTX AMP Edition card,[/COLOR]

[COLOR=blue]Please come to live inside my computer, I will supply you with enough power.[/COLOR]

[COLOR=blue]The CPU is warm and the Hard Drives are very quiet ,[/COLOR]
[COLOR=blue]you will display Movies and my favourite & interesting 3D Games likes Crysis & FEAR.[/COLOR]

[COLOR=blue]No voltmod will be done to you so you will be dusted and clean.[/COLOR]

[COLOR=blue]The memories r there just to help you (i know you wont need it...) .[/COLOR]
[COLOR=blue]So what do you say ?[/COLOR]

[COLOR=blue]Come to your new home , it will give you a very good place to live your life. [/COLOR]

[COLOR=blue]I really like/want/need to have u here.Come to mama.[/COLOR]

[COLOR=black]Yours only[/COLOR]

sushrukh · Oct 29, 2007, 08:40 AM

[COLOR=blue]I have a “revolutionary “ computer with an marvellous “integrated” graphix system.I can play most new “ 3D “ games in my machine like Super Mario & Quake 1 [/COLOR]
[COLOR=blue]with decent Frame Rates like 10 or more.[/COLOR]

[COLOR=blue]Then, why I’m here for the [COLOR=red]Zotac 8800GTX AMP Edition card[/COLOR] ? Well, I also want 2 play old “2D” games like HalfLife 2 –Episode Two , Quake Wars & Crysis.I know that these games are not visually rich like my Super Mario & Quake 1 but , still I want to play them & I can’t do anything about it.[/COLOR]

[COLOR=blue]O.K. jokes apart, I really need something that can render things faster than Ten FPS, help me out.Surprisingly, despite years of wanting to, I've never been able to make love to my integrated graphics coz it’s very shy to all the games & it does also politely say no to all games.[/COLOR]
[COLOR=blue]Certainly I’m not gonna tolerate its shyness to all the games I want to play.He keeps on telling me that he can run those games on some mobile resolutions like 320x240 QVGA.[/COLOR]

[COLOR=blue]Show me your divinity and place me on the path of 3D gaming pleasure.I want to play games @ atleast 1280x1024 resolutions with all visual effects turned on. Im so desperate to have this baby in my machine so that I can finally give a Farewell to my Integrated Graphics & can play my favourite games like Crysis or Oblivion at atleast playable frame rates.[/COLOR]

sushrukh · Oct 29, 2007, 09:02 AM

[COLOR=blue]I never owned any high-end GPU because I never had the money to buy them. I'm currently a student & a part-timer. [/COLOR]

[COLOR=blue]I love playing Computer Games but my integrated graphics can only take me so far. My friend as a kind gesture bought me [/COLOR][COLOR=blue]the “ Half Life 2 Episode Two ” which did not run & made my system unstable.[/COLOR]

[COLOR=blue]So, I want to win this superb [COLOR=red]Zotac 8800 GTX AMP Edition[/COLOR] card so that I can finally play and enjoy some of the games that I own. Winning this card would be so awesome and extra special for me because it would let me play all the games in a decent resolution for years to come.[/COLOR]

[COLOR=black]U can give me these cards because[/COLOR]

[COLOR=blue][COLOR=red]A)[/COLOR] I can’t afford these crazy beasts right now coz[/COLOR]
[COLOR=blue]I only [/COLOR][COLOR=blue]get $15 a week in allowance and begging is NOT an [/COLOR][COLOR=blue]option with my parents .[/COLOR]

[COLOR=blue][COLOR=red]B)[/COLOR] I don’t have any plan to rob a bank to [/COLOR]
[COLOR=blue]earn the money [/COLOR][COLOR=blue]required to buy a DX10 graphics card .[/COLOR]

[COLOR=blue][COLOR=red]C)[/COLOR] I am currently using an MotherBoard which only has an [/COLOR][COLOR=blue]Integrated Graphics[/COLOR]
[COLOR=blue]& even the 2D games are [/COLOR][COLOR=blue]denying to run on this.[/COLOR]

[COLOR=blue][COLOR=red]D)[/COLOR] I need to win this sexy Zotac 8800 GTX card because[/COLOR]
[COLOR=blue]my [/COLOR][COLOR=blue]girlfriend wants me to stick something a little longer in [/COLOR][COLOR=blue]her PCI-E slot

[/COLOR]
[COLOR=blue]& she will be able to play for hours with [/COLOR][COLOR=blue]something as long as there is one of these great 8800GTX cards.[/COLOR]

Tril · Oct 29, 2007, 09:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ronnn

The spring on my pogo stick has rusted and am Keen to catch up.

I used to play a few of the keen games. I don't think many here know them. They were nice at the time.

Breathtaking. No less.
That's the impression Crysis leaves on anyone who approches its realm.
Equipped with a Zotac 8800GTX AMP! Edition, the boundary between reality and fiction fades away.

That's why I need one.

snake · Oct 29, 2007, 09:26 AM

Because i wanna play Crysis

... and my 6800 GT was smoking during the demo

Neshi · Oct 29, 2007, 09:57 AM

I'd like the card because even Bioshock won't run on my pc, not even mentioning crysis...

gismo987 · Oct 29, 2007, 11:02 AM

I need this card, I got to have it !

My girlfriend decided to vacuum my computer (Okay okay maybe she didn't do it on purpose, but I have my doubt) while I wasn't home and with the side-panel off the case. Resulting in an almost-complete burn-off, motherboard, my darling FX-55, my beloved 7800GTX, PSU and Memory.. all gone.... All I have left is my Harddrive

.

And yet, though she knows she is guilty as charged (as I have a fully instated restraining-order for my computer against the vacuumcleaner for at least a full 5 meters!), she won't let me burn off the money for our upcoming vacation to buy new parts

.

Luckily I have built a mediacenter, so with that motherboard and cpu and ram all I need is a PSU and a decent graphics card, should I end up with the 8800GTX AMP! Edition I would surely have more than just a decent graphics card, I would have the world. And Trust me, the PSU will be bought and coming straight out of her Shopping-budget for the vacation.

Please, have a heart.. Help me!

Should I be so lucky as to win the card, my favourite game would surely be "Crysis" as I've tried the demo on my friend's computer. Damn it's cool!
Should I Not be so lucky, I guess my favourite game would be "Hearts", as that's about as much as the onboard x1250 on my mediacenter can handle :P

sushrukh · Oct 29, 2007, 11:31 AM

[COLOR=royalblue]I believe this great Zotac card should go to someone who cannot afford to buy one and I am one of them.[/COLOR]
[COLOR=royalblue]__________________________________________________ ______________________[/COLOR]

[COLOR=royalblue]I feel like I am living on disability pension for a long time [/COLOR]
[COLOR=royalblue]because I have yet to make the final pay for the upgrade I did 10 months ago. so upgrades are few and far apart.[/COLOR]

[COLOR=royalblue]I love High - End graphics intensive games but since childhood all that I have ever done is read about them & [/COLOR]
[COLOR=royalblue]in my entire life I only owned 2 PCs ,[/COLOR]
[COLOR=royalblue]Athlon Thunderbird 850 Mhz & a Intel Pentium D based PC with inbuilt graphics.[/COLOR]

[COLOR=royalblue]Why ?? Cause I'm only a student & my parents philosophy is something like this :[/COLOR]
[COLOR=royalblue]" Old is gold so, if it works, then why do u need a new one ".[/COLOR]

[COLOR=royalblue]So , high-end Graphics is like a wet dream for me. I have never had such powerful graphics subsystem and [/COLOR]
[COLOR=royalblue]probably never won’t be able to buy [/COLOR]
[COLOR=royalblue]coz they are way to expensive for my thin wallet. [/COLOR]

[COLOR=royalblue]When I saw my friend’s 8800 GTX in action I came to know that [/COLOR]
[COLOR=royalblue]how " fantastic "[/COLOR]
[COLOR=royalblue]this card can be in latest 3D games.[/COLOR]
[COLOR=royalblue]I’m a huge fan of [COLOR=red]Oblivion[/COLOR] but can’t play. [/COLOR]

[COLOR=royalblue]Sad but true, Student’s life is kinda like,“ Mental Sadomasochism ”.[/COLOR]

[COLOR=royalblue]Try Yourself playing anything with Intel Extreme Graphics controller [/COLOR]
[COLOR=royalblue]and You’ll see how[/COLOR]

[COLOR=royalblue]“[COLOR=red] SMOOTH[/COLOR] ” it is. [/COLOR]

[COLOR=royalblue]So, a new shiny speedy [/COLOR]
[COLOR=royalblue][COLOR=red]Zotac 8800GTX Amp Edition[/COLOR] graphics card [/COLOR]
[COLOR=royalblue]would bring me much joy for many years to come [/COLOR]
[COLOR=royalblue]for sure. [/COLOR]

[COLOR=royalblue][COLOR=red]This is what my PC & I both want to say[/COLOR] [/COLOR]
[COLOR=royalblue]__________________________________________________ ________________________[/COLOR]
[COLOR=royalblue][/COLOR]

sushrukh · Oct 29, 2007, 11:45 AM

[COLOR=black]I spend most of my days playing with monkeys and orangutans. That makes me become more tarzanic and gives a feeling of beeing uncivilized.That is why I need something new and more civilized to play with. [/COLOR]

[COLOR=black]With this great [/COLOR][COLOR=red]Zotac 8800GTX Amp Edition card[/COLOR][COLOR=black] in my hand, I will give those monkeys and orangutans a new learning experience. This will make me and those monkeys and orangutans REEEALLLY HAPPY for sure!![/COLOR]

[COLOR=black]-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------[/COLOR]

[COLOR=black]To my old [COLOR=red]Integrated Graphics[/COLOR], Dated 29th Octoberber , 2007[/COLOR]

[COLOR=black]I will miss You my old Integrated Graphics[/COLOR]
[COLOR=black]But you could not do[/COLOR]
[COLOR=black]Decent frame rates with my favourite games[/COLOR]
[COLOR=black]Like [/COLOR][COLOR=red]FEAR[/COLOR][COLOR=black] & [/COLOR][COLOR=red]Half Life 2[/COLOR]

[COLOR=black]Don't be angry[/COLOR]
[COLOR=black]But I'm hungry[/COLOR]
[COLOR=black]And your bigger sister look so sexy[/COLOR]

[COLOR=black]I would release u,[/COLOR]
[COLOR=black]My ancient integrated Graphics[/COLOR]
[COLOR=black]To your well-deserved retirement[/COLOR]

[COLOR=black]My kids will take good care of you[/COLOR]
[COLOR=black]You will get many friends new[/COLOR]

[COLOR=black]-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------[/COLOR]

[COLOR=black]To the [/COLOR][COLOR=red]Zotac 8800GTX Amp Edition card[/COLOR][COLOR=black], Dated 29th Octoberber , 2007[/COLOR]

[COLOR=black]I need u very much[/COLOR]
[COLOR=black]I will feed u[/COLOR]
[COLOR=black]With the juicy power from my SMPS.[/COLOR]

[COLOR=black]You'll have new home[/COLOR]

[COLOR=black]And you'll not be alone[/COLOR]

[COLOR=black]I will be there always to help u[/COLOR]

[COLOR=black]-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------[/COLOR]

[COLOR=black]To the [/COLOR][COLOR=red]DriverHeaven / GamingHeaven[/COLOR][COLOR=black],[/COLOR][COLOR=black] Dated 29th Octoberber , 2007[/COLOR]

[COLOR=black]You can have my sister![/COLOR]

[COLOR=black]Wait ! You can have BOTH my sisters! (Sandra & Christy)[/COLOR]

[COLOR=black]AND my wife !!! ( Maria ) .[/COLOR]

[COLOR=black]For this awesome graphics card,[/COLOR]
[COLOR=black]I'll wear a blonde wig and you can call me Sandra ( or Christy or [/COLOR]
[COLOR=black]even Maria ) .[/COLOR]

NAZ2222 · Oct 29, 2007, 12:17 PM

I just love to play Silent hunter 3, and has the sea is really big, a big graphic card is needed!

NAZ2222 · Oct 29, 2007, 12:36 PM

Zotac, goblack, hell it could even be callled spitwath, since it does plays crysis frame rock, I'm fine with that !

BryonB · Oct 29, 2007, 02:58 PM

I need this card because my son is away at college (with a computer that sapped my PC budget for the next two years!) and I need this card to play any of the games that remind me of him.

Iria · Oct 29, 2007, 02:58 PM

I need this card because Alyx (HL2) in all her glory is a must.

Iria · Oct 29, 2007, 03:14 PM

I need this card because Vista without DX10 goodness is incomplete, and Crysis without DX10 is sad.

Oct 28, 2007, 11:54 PM	#272
Iria DriverHeaven Extreme Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 7,275 Rep Power: 87	I need this card to stay on the bleeding edge ...... and to play Gears of War. Last edited by Iria; Oct 30, 2007 at 06:36 AM.

Oct 29, 2007, 12:03 AM	#273
Iria DriverHeaven Extreme Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 7,275 Rep Power: 87	I need this card for the DX10 games yet to come ...... and to play Gears of War. Last edited by Iria; Oct 30, 2007 at 06:36 AM.

Oct 29, 2007, 12:04 AM	#274
kris23 Going Insane..... Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 5,990 Rep Power: 121 System Specs	PLEASSSEE!!!!! HELP!!!! i am surrounded by homosexuals and need the power of this ZOTAC AMP EDITION 8800GTX to bash them into the ground!!! i have been using low end old computers all my life and I'm finally going to build myself a new system..... but the thing is that i do not know if i can afford a new graphics card.... THE LAGGG!!!!!! hurts and i am continually beaten by homosexuals because my monitor jumps, skips and hops. so if i have this, I WILL WIN!!! but i need this card..... and i know i cant get one by myself.... THIS CARD!!!!! is the piece that is the most expensive part of my system and is the one i can't afford..... but at the same time, its probably one of the most important pieces of the system..... WILL SAVE ME!!!! from the homosexuals, lag, and reality. i have no life, i love working on computers, gaming, internet stuff, and DH!!! did i mention gaming? MY RIG!!!!! is where my life is going into, and if i cant get this card, i will be forced to get a....... thing........... thing being a video card not worthy of being called a GPU...... please, i need this card, not only will this help me greatly in the here in now, this will help me in the future when it will be past to my family member's machines if they ever feel they need more power..... MY GAMES!!!!! will love the power, and they will love you..... i have been playing games from Halo, to Call of Duty, CoD2, Prey, F.E.A.R, and many others.... none of which could've been played "the way they were meant to be played" on my old rig and now... THEY CAN'T EVEN BE PLAYED on my laptop... Please I need this GPU. if I try to continue with my build, the machine would become a disgrace of a DDR3 machine.... I want to play Crysis, i want to play Bioshock, i want to see CoD4 at its finest.... MAN, I LOVE SPLINTER CELL and i want to see Sam Fisher in Conviction at his best. Thank You. Without this card.... my 3 year long dream of finally owning a fast computer will be crushed and I'll never escape reality.... the homosexuals will take me, and they will finally break me..... just like my cousin, and my friend before then...... __________________ Hardwareheaven Super-Moderator Building a new computer system and not sure where to start? Click Here! last updated (5/18/11) Rosewill FUTURE case replaces CM 690 II with its greater interior length. Building a PC: Step by Step Guide Written by Kristopher Pedemonte and Nathan Marks-Forder Edited by Allan Campbell Questions or Comments? feel free to post them in the forums! Last edited by kris23; Oct 29, 2007 at 12:22 AM.

Oct 29, 2007, 12:05 AM	#275
Iria DriverHeaven Extreme Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 7,275 Rep Power: 87	I need this card so I can take my mind off how bad the 49ers are.... and to play Gears of War. Last edited by Iria; Oct 30, 2007 at 06:36 AM.

Oct 29, 2007, 12:08 AM	#276
Iria DriverHeaven Extreme Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 7,275 Rep Power: 87	I need this card to make up for a horrible SF Giants season ... and to play Gears of War. Last edited by Iria; Oct 30, 2007 at 06:36 AM.

Oct 28, 2007, 11:31 PM	#271
Iria DriverHeaven Extreme Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 7,275 Rep Power: 87	I need this card to increase my self esteem in Crysis.

Oct 29, 2007, 12:49 AM	#277
LordLink HardwareHeaven Lover Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 108 Rep Power: 33	I have been selected to fight in a professional league by the Liandri rules board, my strenght and bratality are legendary, the time has come to prove I am the best to crash my enemies to win the Zotac 8800 GTX Amp! Edition

Oct 29, 2007, 01:17 AM	#278
[hobo]eclipse ...just bummin 'round Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 2,897 Rep Power: 107 System Specs	random to post to show how desperate i am for the nVidia powerhouse!

Oct 29, 2007, 03:34 AM	#279
Tril S-3D enthusiast Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 1,675 Rep Power: 63 System Specs	I just tried the Crysis single player demo. That's definitely one of the most beautiful games I have ever seen. Unfortunately, I can't play at a resolution higher than 800x600 with the settings to medium. I want the card because I would love to play this game on high settings at a very high resolution. I just ordered a 8600GT but I definitely think I wasted my money. The only good things about the new card is that it's a passive card with a BIG heatsink and no fans and it's a DX10 card. I won't be able to play all the good games coming out recently on high settings even with my new card.

Oct 29, 2007, 04:08 AM	#280
Mazuko DriverHeaven Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Fredericksburg, VA Posts: 1,008 Rep Power: 0 System Specs	I need this card so I can be leet while rocking the socks off of the wanna be cal-o gangstas that try to rule the CS:S servers with an "E-Thug" attitude! __________________ E-bay feedback: http://feedback.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAP...me=STRK:ME:UFS

Oct 29, 2007, 04:10 AM	#281
Tril S-3D enthusiast Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 1,675 Rep Power: 63 System Specs	<---- This guy wants to win a Zotac 8800GTX AMP! Edition to play Crysis. He promises that he will buy a HDTV with a minimum resolution of 1080p and a minimum diagonal size of 32 inches if he wins. He simply can't get all the eyecandy he wants with a 21 inch crt monitor. Make him win the card and watch the pain on his pain as you force him to buy an HDTV against his will.

Oct 29, 2007, 04:51 AM	#282
Iria DriverHeaven Extreme Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 7,275 Rep Power: 87	I need this card because it's free ... though Crysis is not. Last edited by Iria; Oct 30, 2007 at 06:35 AM.

Oct 29, 2007, 04:59 AM	#283
ydna7 DriverHeaven Newbie Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: CA Posts: 4 Rep Power: 0	I would like to have this card so I can SLI my 8800 GTX!

Oct 29, 2007, 05:19 AM	#284
ronnn DriverHeaven Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 617 Rep Power: 0	The spring on my pogo stick has rusted and am Keen to catch up.

Oct 29, 2007, 05:27 AM	#285
Tril S-3D enthusiast Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 1,675 Rep Power: 63 System Specs	I need the card to play Crysis and to test a secret project I'm working on right now. I can't tell you what it is until I receive my new Zotac 8800GTX AMP! Edition card. I hope nobody heard me. That has to be kept a secret.

Oct 29, 2007, 08:22 AM	#286
sushrukh HardwareHeaven Lover Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Calcutta , India Posts: 197 Rep Power: 36	[COLOR=black]Well it would be the best thing to do, for such a troubled soul as myself, to allow me this great opportunity to finally be able to truly enjoy a video game. [/COLOR] [COLOR=black]Pong is the best compatible game for my integrated video system and now I have a chance to dance with the big boys, and I don't even have to sell myself on the corner or break into the neighbors house to get a quick 10 minutes game of Half Life 2 - Episode One before the lights come on. [/COLOR] [COLOR=black]My other neighbor across the street has such an annoying dog I just can't handle the distraction of him shredding my pants while I try to make it in their window.[/COLOR] [COLOR=black]So please , be kind and save my soul from crime. I’m giving you the opportunity to do some good work, not just for me but for yourself too.[/COLOR] [COLOR=black]Look at it this way , you will be doing my neighborhood a favor and finally quell the gaming burglar they have yet to nab.[/COLOR] Crysis would have been my favourite game but how can i say it's my favourite game when i'll not be able to play it with my graphics subsystem ? [COLOR=black]So, please let it come to the right person (me, ofcourse) who’s dying machine really deserves these cards from you.Other devices inside my PC are now looking at you in a hope that they won’t have to cope up with their deceased brother (read the integrated graphics).Please do a justice to them.[/COLOR]

Oct 29, 2007, 08:32 AM	#287
sushrukh HardwareHeaven Lover Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Calcutta , India Posts: 197 Rep Power: 36	[COLOR=blue]First off all, can I just say that I have more posts than this here, but err… my dog ate them on the way here.[/COLOR] [COLOR=black]A little Poetry for you :-[/COLOR] [COLOR=blue]I know a wonderful site on the net,[/COLOR] [COLOR=blue]It has just promised me an electric pet,[/COLOR] [COLOR=blue]I love good graphics and I love to see,[/COLOR] [COLOR=blue]Virtual enemies – butt-kicked by me,[/COLOR] [COLOR=blue]Thus I really need the Zotac 8800 GTX AMP Edition,[/COLOR] [COLOR=blue]Cuz low frames per second just make me angry.[/COLOR] [COLOR=blue]I guess it comes down to one simple fact;[/COLOR] [COLOR=blue]My life lies in ruins if you don’t soon act,[/COLOR] [COLOR=blue]Please send me this gift as soon as possible from ,[/COLOR] [COLOR=blue]The site that makes me feel happy and joyful and free. [/COLOR] [COLOR=blue]Show me your divinity and place me,[/COLOR] [COLOR=blue]on the path of 3D gaming pleasure.[/COLOR] [COLOR=black]So, Dear Zotac 8800 GTX AMP Edition card,[/COLOR] [COLOR=blue]Please come to live inside my computer, I will supply you with enough power.[/COLOR] [COLOR=blue]The CPU is warm and the Hard Drives are very quiet ,[/COLOR] [COLOR=blue]you will display Movies and my favourite & interesting 3D Games likes Crysis & FEAR.[/COLOR] [COLOR=blue]No voltmod will be done to you so you will be dusted and clean.[/COLOR] [COLOR=blue]The memories r there just to help you (i know you wont need it...) .[/COLOR] [COLOR=blue]So what do you say ?[/COLOR] [COLOR=blue]Come to your new home , it will give you a very good place to live your life. [/COLOR] [COLOR=blue]I really like/want/need to have u here.Come to mama.[/COLOR] [COLOR=black]Yours only[/COLOR]

Oct 29, 2007, 08:40 AM	#288
sushrukh HardwareHeaven Lover Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Calcutta , India Posts: 197 Rep Power: 36	[COLOR=blue]I have a “revolutionary “ computer with an marvellous “integrated” graphix system.I can play most new “ 3D “ games in my machine like Super Mario & Quake 1 [/COLOR] [COLOR=blue]with decent Frame Rates like 10 or more.[/COLOR] [COLOR=blue]Then, why I’m here for the [COLOR=red]Zotac 8800GTX AMP Edition card[/COLOR] ? Well, I also want 2 play old “2D” games like HalfLife 2 –Episode Two , Quake Wars & Crysis.I know that these games are not visually rich like my Super Mario & Quake 1 but , still I want to play them & I can’t do anything about it.[/COLOR] [COLOR=blue]O.K. jokes apart, I really need something that can render things faster than Ten FPS, help me out.Surprisingly, despite years of wanting to, I've never been able to make love to my integrated graphics coz it’s very shy to all the games & it does also politely say no to all games.[/COLOR] [COLOR=blue]Certainly I’m not gonna tolerate its shyness to all the games I want to play.He keeps on telling me that he can run those games on some mobile resolutions like 320x240 QVGA.[/COLOR] [COLOR=blue]Show me your divinity and place me on the path of 3D gaming pleasure.I want to play games @ atleast 1280x1024 resolutions with all visual effects turned on. Im so desperate to have this baby in my machine so that I can finally give a Farewell to my Integrated Graphics & can play my favourite games like Crysis or Oblivion at atleast playable frame rates.[/COLOR] Last edited by sushrukh; Oct 29, 2007 at 09:09 AM.

Oct 29, 2007, 09:02 AM	#289
sushrukh HardwareHeaven Lover Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Calcutta , India Posts: 197 Rep Power: 36	[COLOR=blue]I never owned any high-end GPU because I never had the money to buy them. I'm currently a student & a part-timer. [/COLOR] [COLOR=blue]I love playing Computer Games but my integrated graphics can only take me so far. My friend as a kind gesture bought me [/COLOR][COLOR=blue]the “ Half Life 2 Episode Two ” which did not run & made my system unstable.[/COLOR] [COLOR=blue]So, I want to win this superb [COLOR=red]Zotac 8800 GTX AMP Edition[/COLOR] card so that I can finally play and enjoy some of the games that I own. Winning this card would be so awesome and extra special for me because it would let me play all the games in a decent resolution for years to come.[/COLOR] [COLOR=black]U can give me these cards because[/COLOR] [COLOR=blue][COLOR=red]A)[/COLOR] I can’t afford these crazy beasts right now coz[/COLOR] [COLOR=blue]I only [/COLOR][COLOR=blue]get $15 a week in allowance and begging is NOT an [/COLOR][COLOR=blue]option with my parents .[/COLOR] [COLOR=blue][COLOR=red]B)[/COLOR] I don’t have any plan to rob a bank to [/COLOR] [COLOR=blue]earn the money [/COLOR][COLOR=blue]required to buy a DX10 graphics card .[/COLOR] [COLOR=blue][COLOR=red]C)[/COLOR] I am currently using an MotherBoard which only has an [/COLOR][COLOR=blue]Integrated Graphics[/COLOR] [COLOR=blue]& even the 2D games are [/COLOR][COLOR=blue]denying to run on this.[/COLOR] [COLOR=blue][COLOR=red]D)[/COLOR] I need to win this sexy Zotac 8800 GTX card because[/COLOR] [COLOR=blue]my [/COLOR][COLOR=blue]girlfriend wants me to stick something a little longer in [/COLOR][COLOR=blue]her PCI-E slot [/COLOR] [COLOR=blue]& she will be able to play for hours with [/COLOR][COLOR=blue]something as long as there is one of these great 8800GTX cards.[/COLOR] Last edited by sushrukh; Oct 29, 2007 at 09:56 AM.

Oct 29, 2007, 09:26 AM	#291
snake HardwareHeaven Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: France Posts: 421 Rep Power: 60 System Specs	Because i wanna play Crysis ... and my 6800 GT was smoking during the demo __________________ i7 930@4Ghz-DFI T3EH6-6Go OCZPC12800-GTX480+8800GT Barton 2600+@2.16 (188x11.5) # GeForce 6800 GT@Ultra 1.5Go PC3200 #Asus A7N8X Deluxe Bios 1008 26397 3DMark06/ 57736 3DMark01/163152 Aquamark3

Oct 29, 2007, 09:57 AM	#292
Neshi S.N.A.F.U. Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Wellington, NZ Posts: 3,261 Rep Power: 150 System Specs	I'd like the card because even Bioshock won't run on my pc, not even mentioning crysis... __________________ If one does not attach himself to people and desire, never shall his heart be broken. But then, does he ever truly live? Life is just too damn short for if's and maybe's

Oct 29, 2007, 11:02 AM	#293
gismo987 DriverHeaven Newbie Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 2 Rep Power: 0	I need this card, I got to have it ! My girlfriend decided to vacuum my computer (Okay okay maybe she didn't do it on purpose, but I have my doubt) while I wasn't home and with the side-panel off the case. Resulting in an almost-complete burn-off, motherboard, my darling FX-55, my beloved 7800GTX, PSU and Memory.. all gone.... All I have left is my Harddrive . And yet, though she knows she is guilty as charged (as I have a fully instated restraining-order for my computer against the vacuumcleaner for at least a full 5 meters!), she won't let me burn off the money for our upcoming vacation to buy new parts . Luckily I have built a mediacenter, so with that motherboard and cpu and ram all I need is a PSU and a decent graphics card, should I end up with the 8800GTX AMP! Edition I would surely have more than just a decent graphics card, I would have the world. And Trust me, the PSU will be bought and coming straight out of her Shopping-budget for the vacation. Please, have a heart.. Help me! Should I be so lucky as to win the card, my favourite game would surely be "Crysis" as I've tried the demo on my friend's computer. Damn it's cool! Should I Not be so lucky, I guess my favourite game would be "Hearts", as that's about as much as the onboard x1250 on my mediacenter can handle :P Last edited by gismo987; Oct 29, 2007 at 11:30 AM. Reason: add favourite game..

Oct 29, 2007, 11:31 AM	#294
sushrukh HardwareHeaven Lover Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Calcutta , India Posts: 197 Rep Power: 36	[COLOR=royalblue]I believe this great Zotac card should go to someone who cannot afford to buy one and I am one of them.[/COLOR] [COLOR=royalblue]__________________________________________________ ______________________[/COLOR] [COLOR=royalblue]I feel like I am living on disability pension for a long time [/COLOR] [COLOR=royalblue]because I have yet to make the final pay for the upgrade I did 10 months ago. so upgrades are few and far apart.[/COLOR] [COLOR=royalblue]I love High - End graphics intensive games but since childhood all that I have ever done is read about them & [/COLOR] [COLOR=royalblue]in my entire life I only owned 2 PCs ,[/COLOR] [COLOR=royalblue]Athlon Thunderbird 850 Mhz & a Intel Pentium D based PC with inbuilt graphics.[/COLOR] [COLOR=royalblue]Why ?? Cause I'm only a student & my parents philosophy is something like this :[/COLOR] [COLOR=royalblue]" Old is gold so, if it works, then why do u need a new one ".[/COLOR] [COLOR=royalblue]So , high-end Graphics is like a wet dream for me. I have never had such powerful graphics subsystem and [/COLOR] [COLOR=royalblue]probably never won’t be able to buy [/COLOR] [COLOR=royalblue]coz they are way to expensive for my thin wallet. [/COLOR] [COLOR=royalblue]When I saw my friend’s 8800 GTX in action I came to know that [/COLOR] [COLOR=royalblue]how " fantastic "[/COLOR] [COLOR=royalblue]this card can be in latest 3D games.[/COLOR] [COLOR=royalblue]I’m a huge fan of [COLOR=red]Oblivion[/COLOR] but can’t play. [/COLOR] [COLOR=royalblue]Sad but true, Student’s life is kinda like,“ Mental Sadomasochism ”.[/COLOR] [COLOR=royalblue]Try Yourself playing anything with Intel Extreme Graphics controller [/COLOR] [COLOR=royalblue]and You’ll see how[/COLOR] [COLOR=royalblue]“[COLOR=red] SMOOTH[/COLOR] ” it is. [/COLOR] [COLOR=royalblue]So, a new shiny speedy [/COLOR] [COLOR=royalblue][COLOR=red]Zotac 8800GTX Amp Edition[/COLOR] graphics card [/COLOR] [COLOR=royalblue]would bring me much joy for many years to come [/COLOR] [COLOR=royalblue]for sure. [/COLOR] [COLOR=royalblue][COLOR=red]This is what my PC & I both want to say[/COLOR] [/COLOR] [COLOR=royalblue]__________________________________________________ ________________________[/COLOR] [COLOR=royalblue][/COLOR]

Oct 29, 2007, 11:45 AM	#295
sushrukh HardwareHeaven Lover Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Calcutta , India Posts: 197 Rep Power: 36	[COLOR=black]I spend most of my days playing with monkeys and orangutans. That makes me become more tarzanic and gives a feeling of beeing uncivilized.That is why I need something new and more civilized to play with. [/COLOR] [COLOR=black]With this great [/COLOR][COLOR=red]Zotac 8800GTX Amp Edition card[/COLOR][COLOR=black] in my hand, I will give those monkeys and orangutans a new learning experience. This will make me and those monkeys and orangutans REEEALLLY HAPPY for sure!![/COLOR] [COLOR=black]-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------[/COLOR] [COLOR=black]To my old [COLOR=red]Integrated Graphics[/COLOR], Dated 29th Octoberber , 2007[/COLOR] [COLOR=black]I will miss You my old Integrated Graphics[/COLOR] [COLOR=black]But you could not do[/COLOR] [COLOR=black]Decent frame rates with my favourite games[/COLOR] [COLOR=black]Like [/COLOR][COLOR=red]FEAR[/COLOR][COLOR=black] & [/COLOR][COLOR=red]Half Life 2[/COLOR] [COLOR=black]Don't be angry[/COLOR] [COLOR=black]But I'm hungry[/COLOR] [COLOR=black]And your bigger sister look so sexy[/COLOR] [COLOR=black]I would release u,[/COLOR] [COLOR=black]My ancient integrated Graphics[/COLOR] [COLOR=black]To your well-deserved retirement[/COLOR] [COLOR=black]My kids will take good care of you[/COLOR] [COLOR=black]You will get many friends new[/COLOR] [COLOR=black]-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------[/COLOR] [COLOR=black]To the [/COLOR][COLOR=red]Zotac 8800GTX Amp Edition card[/COLOR][COLOR=black], Dated 29th Octoberber , 2007[/COLOR] [COLOR=black]I need u very much[/COLOR] [COLOR=black]I will feed u[/COLOR] [COLOR=black]With the juicy power from my SMPS.[/COLOR] [COLOR=black]You'll have new home[/COLOR] [COLOR=black]And you'll not be alone[/COLOR] [COLOR=black]I will be there always to help u[/COLOR] [COLOR=black]-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------[/COLOR] [COLOR=black]To the [/COLOR][COLOR=red]DriverHeaven / GamingHeaven[/COLOR][COLOR=black],[/COLOR][COLOR=black] Dated 29th Octoberber , 2007[/COLOR] [COLOR=black]You can have my sister![/COLOR] [COLOR=black]Wait ! You can have BOTH my sisters! (Sandra & Christy)[/COLOR] [COLOR=black]AND my wife !!! ( Maria ) .[/COLOR] [COLOR=black]For this awesome graphics card,[/COLOR] [COLOR=black]I'll wear a blonde wig and you can call me Sandra ( or Christy or [/COLOR] [COLOR=black]even Maria ) .[/COLOR]

Oct 29, 2007, 12:17 PM	#296
NAZ2222 HardwareHeaven Addict Join Date: May 2005 Location: Portugal Posts: 396 Rep Power: 0 System Specs	I just love to play Silent hunter 3, and has the sea is really big, a big graphic card is needed! __________________ Why do we fall? So that we learn how to pick our self's up.

Oct 29, 2007, 12:36 PM	#297
NAZ2222 HardwareHeaven Addict Join Date: May 2005 Location: Portugal Posts: 396 Rep Power: 0 System Specs	Zotac, goblack, hell it could even be callled spitwath, since it does plays crysis frame rock, I'm fine with that ! __________________ Why do we fall? So that we learn how to pick our self's up.

Oct 29, 2007, 02:58 PM	#298
BryonB HardwareHeaven Junior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 53 Rep Power: 0	I need this card because my son is away at college (with a computer that sapped my PC budget for the next two years!) and I need this card to play any of the games that remind me of him.

Oct 29, 2007, 02:58 PM	#299
Iria DriverHeaven Extreme Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 7,275 Rep Power: 87	I need this card because Alyx (HL2) in all her glory is a must. Last edited by Iria; Oct 30, 2007 at 06:34 AM.

Oct 29, 2007, 03:14 PM	#300
Iria DriverHeaven Extreme Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 7,275 Rep Power: 87	I need this card because Vista without DX10 goodness is incomplete, and Crysis without DX10 is sad. Last edited by Iria; Oct 30, 2007 at 06:34 AM.