Competition: The Great ATI Fridge Giveaway

insaneIQ · Sep 15, 2003, 10:19 PM

'Quality vs speed' is easy to understand:
FP16: (a picture of flat breasts)
FP24: (nice, full breasts)
FP32: (grotesquely monstrous breasts)
ATI: Always the right balance.

optional:
FX12: (a man's hairy chest hehe)

insaneIQ · Sep 15, 2003, 11:19 PM

The future of 3D graphics is limitless.
Too bad you'll be dead.
ATI: Enjoy it while you can

alternate first line:
Imagine Half-Life 10!

Bottled · Sep 16, 2003, 12:01 AM

I like the last one

insaneIQ · Sep 16, 2003, 12:20 AM

We didn't do this.
(a picture of roadkill)
ATI: Only maggots hate us.
(a picture of a rendered fluffy bunny)

insaneIQ · Sep 16, 2003, 01:12 AM

(a picture of a tall red bar, and a little green bar next to it)
or
(a big red condom, and a little green condom)
or
(ass shots: a beautiful one in a red bikini, and a really fat one in a green bikini)
ATI: We're not saying anything.

insaneIQ · Sep 16, 2003, 02:17 AM

(a red shirt)
ATI: Because a green shirt would be ugly.
or
Because green shirts make me puke
or
Green is gross.

apoch003 · Sep 16, 2003, 02:35 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by insaneIQ
It sucks to have something, and not be able to use it.
(a guy in an orange jumpsuit, clutching the bars of his cell, with a yearning look on his face)
ATI: The only choice. Unless you're gay.

HEY!!!!

I'm Gay and I chose ATi!!!

insaneIQ · Sep 16, 2003, 02:54 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by apoch003
HEY!!!!

I'm Gay and I chose ATi!!!

My thought was that if you're that prisoner in the picture, you'd wish you could use what you have (like you can with all the features of an ATI card). If that prisoner is gay, then he doesn't necessarily miss out in the aspect being alluded to (sex), so that's why I put in the line "unless you're gay". But I see that the idea I was trying to get across is offensive because it gives "gay" a negative connotation. I'll edit it or delete it. No offense intended on the issue of orientation.

Actually, the meaning is ruined without the word gay, because I meant gay to mean weird, or strange, or whatever, as a pun. I'll just delete the whole slogan.

apoch003 · Sep 16, 2003, 02:56 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by insaneIQ
My thought was that if you're that prisoner in the picture, you'd wish you could use what you have (like you can with all the features of an ATI card). If that prisoner is gay, then he doesn't necessarily miss out in the aspect being alluded to (sex), so that's why I put in the line "unless you're gay". But I see that the idea I was trying to get across is offensive because it gives "gay" a negative connotation. I'll edit it or delete it. No offense intended on the issue of orientation.

It's okay...

No need to edit it. :P I can take a joke.

Sep 16, 2003, 05:50 AM

Insane... sorry to say this but it seems you prefer quantity over quality... what you do is actually flooding this topic.

Why can't you post few (5-10) together instead of annoying?

Just my two cents...

rwolf · Sep 16, 2003, 06:06 AM

ATI: Halve-Life 2
NVIDIA: Half Speed Too.

ATI: Unreal Tournament 2003
NVIDIA: Unreal "Optimizations" 2003

ATI: Halo
NVIDA: Horns and pitchforks

The way its meant to be played = We change the way it is displayed.

Choose ATI because we are much better looking then our competition:

insaneIQ · Sep 16, 2003, 07:19 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by T2k
Insane... sorry to say this but it seems you prefer quantity over quality... what you do is actually flooding this topic.

Why can't you post few (5-10) together instead of annoying?

Just my two cents...

Sorry, I was just posting ideas as they came to me, which explains all the editing.

Yeah, a lot of them are bad. Sorry. I'll stop spamming.

gunther · Sep 16, 2003, 08:55 PM

There's delete over at post edit in case you haven't noticed..

bocybo · Sep 17, 2003, 02:11 AM

A video card: $400 (www.nvidia.com)
Inferior IQ: $400 (www.nvidia.com)
Inferior speed: ($400 www.nvidia.com)

Terrific IQ and speed: Priceless.....

After $300 at www.ati.com

MidnightWatcher · Sep 17, 2003, 02:35 AM

* Picture of the latest and greatest ATI card with a Half Life 2 backdrop *

Caption on front: "Who says money can't buy happiness?"

On back: "Get in the GAME. If you dare."

MidnightWatcher · Sep 17, 2003, 03:09 AM

Front of shirt: "Still struggling with that inferiority complex?"

Back of shirt: "ATI can help."

movingincircles · Sep 17, 2003, 05:31 AM

ATI: It's too late ladies, I've got an ATI

Robert McClelland · Sep 17, 2003, 05:38 AM

Don't forget my good slogon

it's on page 37 I think hehe (:P

~~Crash Override~~ · Sep 17, 2003, 02:02 PM

Im just hoping my entries were clever enough since I really need that fridge. I can always buy one but us poor college students cant afford much

ATi - Making every college boys dream come true

(Picture on the back of the fridge filled with BEvERages (or cold ones to quote strongbad)surrounded by beautiful women in bikinis)

wertret · Sep 17, 2003, 02:29 PM

"ATI in Shaderland: how deep the floating point color format goes?"

wertret · Sep 17, 2003, 04:14 PM

"Mom, Mom, my ATI card has eaten my videogames!"

gunther · Sep 17, 2003, 07:48 PM

"Babe, with ATI you can float my points any time.."

MidnightWatcher · Sep 18, 2003, 05:53 AM

* ATI Logo *

Caption under logo in very small lettering: "These words may be small, but we guarantee to make a huge impression."

Alternative Caption # 2: "We pay attention to the smaller details, too."

Alternative Caption # 3: "No matter how close you look, the detail will always be there."

rwolf · Sep 18, 2003, 07:18 AM

See it the way it's suppose to look, play it on ATI.
Even Nvidia demos run better and look better on ATI.

Zardon · Sep 18, 2003, 11:13 AM

thanks for all the entries, the competition has just closed to give us time to work our way through the masses of entries, the winner will be announced shortly so please keep your eyes posted on the forum !

Sep 15, 2003, 10:19 PM	#601
insaneIQ DriverHeaven Junior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 74 Rep Power: 0	'Quality vs speed' is easy to understand: FP16: (a picture of flat breasts) FP24: (nice, full breasts) FP32: (grotesquely monstrous breasts) ATI: Always the right balance. optional: FX12: (a man's hairy chest hehe) Last edited by insaneIQ; Sep 16, 2003 at 12:53 AM.

Sep 15, 2003, 11:19 PM	#602
insaneIQ DriverHeaven Junior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 74 Rep Power: 0	The future of 3D graphics is limitless. Too bad you'll be dead. ATI: Enjoy it while you can alternate first line: Imagine Half-Life 10! Last edited by insaneIQ; Sep 15, 2003 at 11:29 PM.

Sep 16, 2003, 12:01 AM	#603
Bottled DriverHeaven Newbie Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: UK Posts: 6 Rep Power: 0	I like the last one __________________ Bottled

Sep 16, 2003, 01:12 AM	#605
insaneIQ DriverHeaven Junior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 74 Rep Power: 0	(a picture of a tall red bar, and a little green bar next to it) or (a big red condom, and a little green condom) or (ass shots: a beautiful one in a red bikini, and a really fat one in a green bikini) ATI: We're not saying anything. Last edited by insaneIQ; Sep 16, 2003 at 02:46 PM.

Sep 17, 2003, 02:35 AM	#615
MidnightWatcher DriverHeaven Lover Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Great White North Posts: 164 Rep Power: 0	* Picture of the latest and greatest ATI card with a Half Life 2 backdrop * Caption on front: "Who says money can't buy happiness?" On back: "Get in the GAME. If you dare." __________________ [COLOR=Red] HD DVD: Beyond Blu-ray [/COLOR] HD DVD: The Most Affordable Hardware and the Year's Biggest Boxoffice Hits \| Consumers Prefer HD DVD HUGE HD DVD Growth In 2007 \| Sound Advice: HD DVD Leaves Blu-ray In The Dust Paramount and DreamWorks Also Now [COLOR=Red]HD DVD EXCLUSIVE[/COLOR]!

Sep 16, 2003, 12:20 AM	#604
insaneIQ DriverHeaven Junior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 74 Rep Power: 0	We didn't do this. (a picture of roadkill) ATI: Only maggots hate us. (a picture of a rendered fluffy bunny)

Sep 16, 2003, 02:17 AM	#606
insaneIQ DriverHeaven Junior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 74 Rep Power: 0	(a red shirt) ATI: Because a green shirt would be ugly. or Because green shirts make me puke or Green is gross.

Sep 16, 2003, 05:50 AM	#610
T2k Guest Posts: n/a	Insane... sorry to say this but it seems you prefer quantity over quality... what you do is actually flooding this topic. Why can't you post few (5-10) together instead of annoying? Just my two cents...

Sep 16, 2003, 06:06 AM	#611
rwolf DriverHeaven Junior Member Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 22 Rep Power: 0	ATI: Halve-Life 2 NVIDIA: Half Speed Too. ATI: Unreal Tournament 2003 NVIDIA: Unreal "Optimizations" 2003 ATI: Halo NVIDA: Horns and pitchforks The way its meant to be played = We change the way it is displayed. Choose ATI because we are much better looking then our competition:

Sep 16, 2003, 08:55 PM	#613
gunther DriverHeaven Junior Member Join Date: May 2003 Location: error. Posts: 50 Rep Power: 0	There's delete over at post edit in case you haven't noticed..

Sep 17, 2003, 02:11 AM	#614
bocybo DriverHeaven Junior Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 89 Rep Power: 0	A video card: $400 (www.nvidia.com) Inferior IQ: $400 (www.nvidia.com) Inferior speed: ($400 www.nvidia.com) Terrific IQ and speed: Priceless..... After $300 at www.ati.com

Sep 17, 2003, 03:09 AM	#616
MidnightWatcher DriverHeaven Lover Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Great White North Posts: 164 Rep Power: 0	Leading psychoanalysts reveal ... Front of shirt: "Still struggling with that inferiority complex?" Back of shirt: "ATI can help." __________________ [COLOR=Red] HD DVD: Beyond Blu-ray [/COLOR] HD DVD: The Most Affordable Hardware and the Year's Biggest Boxoffice Hits \| Consumers Prefer HD DVD HUGE HD DVD Growth In 2007 \| Sound Advice: HD DVD Leaves Blu-ray In The Dust Paramount and DreamWorks Also Now [COLOR=Red]HD DVD EXCLUSIVE[/COLOR]!

Sep 17, 2003, 05:31 AM	#617
movingincircles DriverHeaven Lover Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 184 Rep Power: 0	ATI: It's too late ladies, I've got an ATI

Sep 17, 2003, 05:38 AM	#618
Robert McClelland PAX Tweaker, PAX Expert. Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Somewhere in Wood County Ohio Same Town :) Posts: 10,672 Rep Power: 196 System Specs	Don't forget my good slogon it's on page 37 I think hehe (:P __________________ "XTREME AUDIO IS CRAP!" "There no support for it. It's crapist card on face of the earth it should be throw into the sun" http://www.speedtest.net/result/1949536385.png correct the correct one now

Sep 17, 2003, 02:02 PM	#619
~~Crash Override~~ Banned Join Date: May 2002 Location: Olympia, WA Posts: 2,448 Rep Power: 0	Im just hoping my entries were clever enough since I really need that fridge. I can always buy one but us poor college students cant afford much ATi - Making every college boys dream come true (Picture on the back of the fridge filled with BEvERages (or cold ones to quote strongbad)surrounded by beautiful women in bikinis)

Sep 17, 2003, 02:29 PM	#620
wertret Still watching... Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Orihuela (Spain) Posts: 1,560 Rep Power: 0	"ATI in Shaderland: how deep the floating point color format goes?" __________________ "They who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night."

Sep 17, 2003, 04:14 PM	#621
wertret Still watching... Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Orihuela (Spain) Posts: 1,560 Rep Power: 0	"Mom, Mom, my ATI card has eaten my videogames!" __________________ "They who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night."

Sep 17, 2003, 07:48 PM	#622
gunther DriverHeaven Junior Member Join Date: May 2003 Location: error. Posts: 50 Rep Power: 0	"Babe, with ATI you can float my points any time.."

Sep 18, 2003, 05:53 AM	#623
MidnightWatcher DriverHeaven Lover Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Great White North Posts: 164 Rep Power: 0	A few small ideas ... * ATI Logo * Caption under logo in very small lettering: "These words may be small, but we guarantee to make a huge impression." Alternative Caption # 2: "We pay attention to the smaller details, too." Alternative Caption # 3: "No matter how close you look, the detail will always be there." __________________ [COLOR=Red] HD DVD: Beyond Blu-ray [/COLOR] HD DVD: The Most Affordable Hardware and the Year's Biggest Boxoffice Hits \| Consumers Prefer HD DVD HUGE HD DVD Growth In 2007 \| Sound Advice: HD DVD Leaves Blu-ray In The Dust Paramount and DreamWorks Also Now [COLOR=Red]HD DVD EXCLUSIVE[/COLOR]!

Sep 18, 2003, 07:18 AM	#624
rwolf DriverHeaven Junior Member Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 22 Rep Power: 0	See it the way it's suppose to look, play it on ATI. Even Nvidia demos run better and look better on ATI.

Sep 18, 2003, 11:13 AM	Thread Starter #625
Zardon DriverHeaven Founder Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 32,480 Rep Power: 179	thanks for all the entries, the competition has just closed to give us time to work our way through the masses of entries, the winner will be announced shortly so please keep your eyes posted on the forum !