Competition: The Great ATI Fridge Giveaway

martyr · Aug 24, 2003, 09:27 AM

Genesis 1 (according to the PC graphics bible)
[SIZE=x-small]3[/SIZE] And God said, "Let there be ATI"; and there was [COLOR=red]ATI[/COLOR].

vidgrid · Aug 24, 2003, 02:13 PM

always rel-ATI-ve performance

The_Neon_Cowboy · Aug 24, 2003, 02:22 PM

"Better IQ in more ways than one"

javaplus · Aug 24, 2003, 06:49 PM

Radeon:

-Superior image quality
-More frames, less decibels
-Monkeys that don't throw poo

ATI: Building a better world... in 3d

brc64 · Aug 24, 2003, 06:57 PM

"We put the RAD in RADEON"

Sorry, I couldn't resist.

- Me

MidnightWatcher · Aug 24, 2003, 10:01 PM

* Insert Picture Of The Uber-Sexy "Radeon-Tattoo Lady" *

Caption underneath reads:

"Licenced To Thrill."

patje · Aug 24, 2003, 10:50 PM

front: "Since i got this t-shirt ... "
Back: "... everyone has been real nice to me"

or
I have a ATI card, who wants to touch me ?

or
ATI, making ugly people look good.

or
front: "ATI, making things look beter"
back: "even me"

or
Stop staring at my T-shirt, i'm not a monitor!

or
CIA, FBI, DEA, are nothing without ATI

MidnightWatcher · Aug 24, 2003, 11:33 PM

Symptoms: Your palms are hairy and you're going blind. Diagnosis: High oyster diet. Treatment: * Picture of the Uber-Sexy "Radeon-Tattoo" Lady *

tachyonboy · Aug 25, 2003, 02:54 AM

Front (in plain-Jane Times New Roman):

[SIZE=large]inVidious (adj):

Odious; Unpleasant because likely to produce hatred in others.[/SIZE]

Back (in mad hardcore ATI kill-all font):

[SIZE=large]ATitude is everything![/SIZE]

I took the definition of "invidious" from Encarta online (dictionary.msn.com), so maybe that exact wording needs work... but you get the idea. It's the thought that counts, right?

In the slogan on the back, "ATi" should actually be the ATI logo or something like it.

BTW... I swear on my life and on pain of death that I have not seen any posts containing anything remotely like what I just posted.

~Justin~

sunrise · Aug 25, 2003, 03:22 AM

Here's a pun on nvidia and their "They way it's meant to be played" slogan and their rendering shens in 3dmark to get more fps: "The way it's MEANT to be rendered"
....
"ATaiiii"
"ATI: The force of the dark side tapped"

slugbug · Aug 25, 2003, 04:21 AM

ATI : You Frag 'em.. We Bag 'em

ATI : Fragged any good crooks lately ?

ATI : Balls Not Included

ATI : WE DECIMATE THE COMPETITION

~~craig588~~ · Aug 25, 2003, 04:30 AM

"For people that attach monitors to videocards"

t0mmyr · Aug 25, 2003, 06:04 AM

ATi R420 coming 4/20/2004

Channelsurfer · Aug 25, 2003, 06:04 AM

With suitably sized ATI Logo of course, 2 offerings from me;

ATI
Display it with Pride,

enclosed in an outline of a monitor/display

my second thought, was similar design, but my fear is "the way it is meant to be displayed" may sound too similar to nvidia's campaign... even though I like to see ATI's I.Q. touted.

Anyways, to the winner of the fridge, have a cold one for me!

t0mmyr · Aug 25, 2003, 06:05 AM

ATi > nV
[/thread]

t0mmyr · Aug 25, 2003, 06:07 AM

ATi Radeon. Not designed for the blind.

The_Neon_Cowboy · Aug 25, 2003, 08:13 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by craig588
"For people that attach monitors to videocards"

dont forget tv's vcrs etc lol

.................................................. .................................................. ................................

more entites....

"BANKRUPTING NVIDA ONE CUSTOMER @ A TIME"

"my video card ate my home work"

"the new world order"

"bigger boys bigger toys"

"wanna win $50?"

"on your nees bitch"

"hey you! yea you! whats in the bag?"

"colleting for the needy, (i needy this video card)"

"makeing nvida's cards expensive paperwights day by day"

"Hey you looking at me?"

"why arent you gameing?"

"i'd do that for a dallor"

"here... kitty.. kitty.. kitty...... BANG"

"Can i stick this hard card in your slot?"

"I OWN YOU"

"dont you wish you had one?"

"dont you wish you had one this big?"

"what did you buy nvida?...(ha ha ha)"

atmosphear · Aug 25, 2003, 08:46 AM

font of the shirt...picture of ppl hidding crates of ATi written on it..
talking to eachother laughing .. and he thought they were the ones with WOMD (Weapons of Mass Destruction)

on the back of the shirt..
big ATi logo
Work in the real world.. Play in ours

another attempt

front of shirt Get ATi.. Live ATi..

back of shirt Breath ATi.. Bleed ATi...

atmosphear · Aug 25, 2003, 09:05 AM

Front of shirt When im alone i play with myself

and when im not playing with myself

Im playing with someone else

in perfection

Back of shirt.. big ATi logo
and below it ..

ATi ..THE NEXT STEP TO PERFECTION

MrCodeDude · Aug 25, 2003, 09:59 AM

Front: "First graphics cards, now refrigerators... that go in your CAR!"
Back: "We really need a new marketing team."

nbo · Aug 25, 2003, 10:11 AM

"sATIsfied? Me to!"
"Ati: Fun is just to have it one!"

The_Neon_Cowboy · Aug 25, 2003, 10:24 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by MrCodeDude
Front: "First graphics cards, now refrigerators... that go in your CAR!"
Back: "We really need a new marketing team."

i hope thats a joke....

hmm... posting someting agenst the people giveing away the cool stuff will win you points?-NOPE lol

there doing a good job.... nvidia's marketing now thats a sorry bunch,,,,,
...............................

more entries

"we needs the prescious"

"ATI rules... nvida drules"

"like a kick in the head" (nvida guy laying on ground in frount of monitor)

"Buy ME"

Smetana · Aug 25, 2003, 11:56 AM

Second place-is the first looser

Smetana · Aug 25, 2003, 12:02 PM

Play hard,go pro!

No pain-no gain!

jimmsta · Aug 25, 2003, 01:29 PM

My first choice:::

"Radeon: Strap yourself in for a ride you'll never forget!"

And, since you probably don't accept multiple posts, here's a few others...

"Radeon: Some other graphics card by another graphics company can't compare!"

"ATI: Another reason to get a seatbelt for your computer chair...."

"ATI: And you thought Canadians weren't useful"

"ATI: Good Engineering + Good Components = Good Graphics"

"Radeon: Why did we ever use that other company's stuff?"

"ATI: Games don't have to be played the way they were meant to be played...."

gente-boa · Aug 25, 2003, 01:44 PM

ATI: Viagra for your PC - Without the letdown at the end...

Aspect · Aug 25, 2003, 03:45 PM

ATI Make Nvidia Cry

JTSF · Aug 25, 2003, 04:15 PM

1. ATi - Who needs a girlfriend anyway...

<offtopic>
I really need to get some sleep...
Lets see if I can figure out something rational later.

Edit 26.08.2003:
Fixing some grammar, contents hasn´t changed.
</offtopic>

Zardon · Aug 25, 2003, 07:19 PM

[size=24px]DRACO ==== ATI have appointed you 'keeper of the master T-Shirt List' from now until the end of the contest. You have to send ATI weekly updates of all the articles in a word doc and who sent each one. ATI are ALREADY sending you a fridge regardless of whether or not you win the actual contest. if you win the contest ATI will send you something BETTER than a fridge. PM me your mailing address DRACO and ill give you all the information in PM.

The competition still continues

[/size]

MrCodeDude · Aug 25, 2003, 07:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by The_Neon_Cowboy
i hope thats a joke....

hmm... posting someting agenst the people giveing away the cool stuff will win you points?-NOPE lol

there doing a good job.... nvidia's marketing now thats a sorry bunch,,,,,

I thought that was the whole point of the contest.. (to make a joke, not to insult ATi)
-- mrcodedude

Aug 24, 2003, 02:13 PM	#212
vidgrid DriverHeaven Newbie Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: PL Posts: 1 Rep Power: 0	fridge always rel-ATI-ve performance

Aug 24, 2003, 02:22 PM	#213
The_Neon_Cowboy HardwareHeaven Extreme Member Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 16,009 Rep Power: 92 System Specs	"Better IQ in more ways than one" __________________

Aug 24, 2003, 06:49 PM	#214
javaplus DriverHeaven Newbie Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: OH Posts: 1 Rep Power: 0	ATI Contest entry Radeon: -Superior image quality -More frames, less decibels -Monkeys that don't throw poo ATI: Building a better world... in 3d

Aug 24, 2003, 10:01 PM	#216
MidnightWatcher DriverHeaven Lover Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Great White North Posts: 164 Rep Power: 0	* Insert Picture Of The Uber-Sexy "Radeon-Tattoo Lady" * Caption underneath reads: "Licenced To Thrill." __________________ [COLOR=Red] HD DVD: Beyond Blu-ray [/COLOR] HD DVD: The Most Affordable Hardware and the Year's Biggest Boxoffice Hits \| Consumers Prefer HD DVD HUGE HD DVD Growth In 2007 \| Sound Advice: HD DVD Leaves Blu-ray In The Dust Paramount and DreamWorks Also Now [COLOR=Red]HD DVD EXCLUSIVE[/COLOR]!

Aug 24, 2003, 10:50 PM	#217
patje Former Mobility Modman Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Belgium / Antwerp Posts: 1,475 Rep Power: 66	front: "Since i got this t-shirt ... " Back: "... everyone has been real nice to me" or I have a ATI card, who wants to touch me ? or ATI, making ugly people look good. or front: "ATI, making things look beter" back: "even me" or Stop staring at my T-shirt, i'm not a monitor! or CIA, FBI, DEA, are nothing without ATI __________________

Aug 24, 2003, 09:27 AM	#211
martyr DriverHeaven Newbie Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 18 Rep Power: 0	Genesis 1 (according to the PC graphics bible) [SIZE=x-small]3[/SIZE] And God said, "Let there be ATI"; and there was [COLOR=red]ATI[/COLOR].

Aug 24, 2003, 06:57 PM	#215
brc64 Zeeky H. Bomb Join Date: May 2002 Location: Evansville, IN Posts: 826 Rep Power: 0	"We put the RAD in RADEON" Sorry, I couldn't resist. - Me

Aug 24, 2003, 11:33 PM	#218
MidnightWatcher DriverHeaven Lover Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Great White North Posts: 164 Rep Power: 0	It doesn't mean you're turning into a super hero ... Symptoms: Your palms are hairy and you're going blind. Diagnosis: High oyster diet. Treatment: * Picture of the Uber-Sexy "Radeon-Tattoo" Lady * __________________ [COLOR=Red] HD DVD: Beyond Blu-ray [/COLOR] HD DVD: The Most Affordable Hardware and the Year's Biggest Boxoffice Hits \| Consumers Prefer HD DVD HUGE HD DVD Growth In 2007 \| Sound Advice: HD DVD Leaves Blu-ray In The Dust Paramount and DreamWorks Also Now [COLOR=Red]HD DVD EXCLUSIVE[/COLOR]!

Aug 25, 2003, 02:54 AM	#219
tachyonboy DriverHeaven Newbie Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 1 Rep Power: 0	I got it!! Front (in plain-Jane Times New Roman): [SIZE=large]inVidious (adj): Odious; Unpleasant because likely to produce hatred in others.[/SIZE] Back (in mad hardcore ATI kill-all font): [SIZE=large]ATitude is everything![/SIZE] I took the definition of "invidious" from Encarta online (dictionary.msn.com), so maybe that exact wording needs work... but you get the idea. It's the thought that counts, right? In the slogan on the back, "ATi" should actually be the ATI logo or something like it. BTW... I swear on my life and on pain of death that I have not seen any posts containing anything remotely like what I just posted. ~Justin~

Aug 25, 2003, 03:22 AM	#220
sunrise DriverHeaven Junior Member Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 54 Rep Power: 0	Here's a pun on nvidia and their "They way it's meant to be played" slogan and their rendering shens in 3dmark to get more fps: "The way it's MEANT to be rendered" .... "ATaiiii" "ATI: The force of the dark side tapped"

Aug 25, 2003, 04:21 AM	#221
slugbug Going Broke Saving Money Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 571 Rep Power: 70 System Specs	ATI : You Frag 'em.. We Bag 'em ATI : Fragged any good crooks lately ? ATI : Balls Not Included ATI : WE DECIMATE THE COMPETITION

Aug 25, 2003, 04:30 AM	#222
~~craig588~~ Banned Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: In clothing Posts: 3,510 Rep Power: 0	"For people that attach monitors to videocards"

Aug 25, 2003, 06:04 AM	#223
t0mmyr DriverHeaven Newbie Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 8 Rep Power: 0	ATi R420 coming 4/20/2004

Aug 25, 2003, 06:04 AM	#224
Channelsurfer DriverHeaven Junior Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 81 Rep Power: 0	With suitably sized ATI Logo of course, 2 offerings from me; ATI Display it with Pride, enclosed in an outline of a monitor/display my second thought, was similar design, but my fear is "the way it is meant to be displayed" may sound too similar to nvidia's campaign... even though I like to see ATI's I.Q. touted. Anyways, to the winner of the fridge, have a cold one for me!

Aug 25, 2003, 06:05 AM	#225
t0mmyr DriverHeaven Newbie Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 8 Rep Power: 0	ATi > nV [/thread]

Aug 25, 2003, 06:07 AM	#226
t0mmyr DriverHeaven Newbie Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 8 Rep Power: 0	ATi Radeon. Not designed for the blind.

Aug 25, 2003, 08:46 AM	#228
atmosphear DriverHeaven Newbie Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 16 Rep Power: 0	my 2 cents worth for contest font of the shirt...picture of ppl hidding crates of ATi written on it.. talking to eachother laughing .. and he thought they were the ones with WOMD (Weapons of Mass Destruction) on the back of the shirt.. big ATi logo Work in the real world.. Play in ours another attempt front of shirt Get ATi.. Live ATi.. back of shirt Breath ATi.. Bleed ATi...

Aug 25, 2003, 09:05 AM	#229
atmosphear DriverHeaven Newbie Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 16 Rep Power: 0	another try at it Front of shirt When im alone i play with myself and when im not playing with myself Im playing with someone else in perfection Back of shirt.. big ATi logo and below it .. ATi ..THE NEXT STEP TO PERFECTION

Aug 25, 2003, 09:59 AM	#230
MrCodeDude DriverHeaven Newbie Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: San Jose, CA Posts: 11 Rep Power: 0	Front: "First graphics cards, now refrigerators... that go in your CAR!" Back: "We really need a new marketing team."

Aug 25, 2003, 10:11 AM	#231
nbo DriverHeaven Newbie Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 1 Rep Power: 0	For fridge "sATIsfied? Me to!" "Ati: Fun is just to have it one!"

Aug 25, 2003, 11:56 AM	#233
Smetana DriverHeaven Newbie Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 13 Rep Power: 0	Second place-is the first looser

Aug 25, 2003, 12:02 PM	#234
Smetana DriverHeaven Newbie Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 13 Rep Power: 0	Play hard,go pro! No pain-no gain!

Aug 25, 2003, 01:29 PM	#235
jimmsta WINDOWS XP. YAY! Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: NJ Posts: 62 Rep Power: 0	My first choice::: "Radeon: Strap yourself in for a ride you'll never forget!" And, since you probably don't accept multiple posts, here's a few others... "Radeon: Some other graphics card by another graphics company can't compare!" "ATI: Another reason to get a seatbelt for your computer chair...." "ATI: And you thought Canadians weren't useful" "ATI: Good Engineering + Good Components = Good Graphics" "Radeon: Why did we ever use that other company's stuff?" "ATI: Games don't have to be played the way they were meant to be played...." __________________ So, I herd you liek mudkips? \| AMD Opteron 185 (2x2.6), 3GB DDR400, 4x250GB WD HDDs, Abit KN8-SLI, nVidia GF6600GT, WinXP MCE, Audigy2 ZS

Aug 25, 2003, 01:44 PM	#236
gente-boa DriverHeaven Newbie Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 2 Rep Power: 0	My humble entry... ATI: Viagra for your PC - Without the letdown at the end...

Aug 25, 2003, 03:45 PM	#237
Aspect "Amusing Comment Here" Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Birmingham UK Posts: 232 Rep Power: 0	ATI Make Nvidia Cry __________________

Aug 25, 2003, 04:15 PM	#238
JTSF DriverHeaven Junior Member Join Date: May 2003 Location: Finland Posts: 22 Rep Power: 0	1. ATi - Who needs a girlfriend anyway... <offtopic> I really need to get some sleep... Lets see if I can figure out something rational later. Edit 26.08.2003: Fixing some grammar, contents hasn´t changed. </offtopic> Last edited by JTSF; Aug 26, 2003 at 08:27 AM.

Aug 25, 2003, 07:19 PM	Thread Starter #239
Zardon DriverHeaven Founder Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 32,480 Rep Power: 179	DRACO [size=24px]DRACO ==== ATI have appointed you 'keeper of the master T-Shirt List' from now until the end of the contest. You have to send ATI weekly updates of all the articles in a word doc and who sent each one. ATI are ALREADY sending you a fridge regardless of whether or not you win the actual contest. if you win the contest ATI will send you something BETTER than a fridge. PM me your mailing address DRACO and ill give you all the information in PM. The competition still continues [/size]