* Source Code to Windows 2000 */ <PRE> #include "win31.h"
#include "win95.h"
#include "win98.h"
#include "workst~1.h"
#include "evenmore.h"
#include "oldstuff.h"
#include "billrulz.h"
#include "monopoly.h"
#define INSTALL = HARD

char make_prog_look_big[1600000];
void main()
{
  while(!CRASHED)
  {
    display_copyright_message();
    display_bill_rules_message();
    do_nothing_loop();
    if (first_time_installation)
      {
        make_50_megabyte_swapfile();
        do_nothing_loop();
        totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
        search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();
        make_futile_attempt_to_damage_Linux();
        disable_Netscape();
        disable_RealPlayer();
        disable_Lotus_Products();
        hang_system();
      }

     write_something(anything);
     display_copyright_message();
     do_nothing_loop();
     do_some_stuff();

     if (still_not_crashed)
     {
       display_copyright_message();
       do_nothing_loop();
       basically_run_windows_3.1();
       do_nothing_loop(); 
       do_nothing_loop();
     }
  }

  if (detect_cache())
    disable_cache();

  if (fast_cpu())
  {
    set_wait_states(lots);
    set_mouse(speed, very_slow);
    set_mouse(action, jumpy);
    set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);
  }

/* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.1"; */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"; */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"; */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 3.0"; */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 98"; */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 4.0"; */
  printf("Welcome to Windows 2000";

  if (system_ok())
    crash(to_dos_prompt)
  else
    system_memory = open("a:swp0001.swp", O_CREATE);

  while(something)
  {
    sleep(5);
    get_user_input();
    sleep(5);
    act_on_user_input();
    sleep(5);
  }
  create_general_protection_fault();
}