DH COMPETITION: Win an AMD FX51 CPU

Zardon · Apr 2, 2004, 10:46 AM

Well our last competition saw a staggering amount of entries and has recently just ended.

This time your friendly Driverheaven has an AMD FX 51 cpu up for grabs, all you have to do to be in with a shot of winning this awesome processor is to post a funny one liner in this thread on our forum in this thread - something AMD related would be best suited. Everyone is allowed to enter as many times as they feel so get the thinking caps on.

Ill be closing this competition on 31st May 2004 so you have plenty of time to enter then ill wade through the entries and come up with a winner a little later - probably chosen at random (depending on the amount of entries).

Staff are allowed to enter except administration staff. My decision will be final and all bitching will be ignored.

Dom · Apr 2, 2004, 11:03 AM

AMD - Maker of The Coolest CPUs - Literally!

**dj_stick** · Apr 2, 2004, 11:20 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Zardon

Staff are allowed to enter except administration staff. My decision will be final and all bitching will be ignored.

not an entry, but this is the best disclaimer i have ever seen lol

The_Neon_Cowboy · Apr 2, 2004, 11:24 AM

"Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach him to game and use the Net and he won't bother you for weeks."

AMD

The_Neon_Cowboy · Apr 2, 2004, 11:52 AM

[SIZE=xx-large]AMD[/SIZE]

What's another name for the "Intel Inside" sticker they put on Pentiums?

[SIZE=xx-small](The warning label.) [/SIZE]

tastyweat · Apr 2, 2004, 12:30 PM

AMD - The fish are behind you!

Danhill · Apr 2, 2004, 12:59 PM

Feel the power - get a - AMD [SIZE=x-large]Feel the power - get a - AMD [/SIZE] [COLOR=blue]Feel the power - get a - AMD [/COLOR]

Danhill · Apr 2, 2004, 01:00 PM

Do you hear the echo?? Or is it just me??

germanjulian · Apr 2, 2004, 01:09 PM

AMD. Everyone should have an Advanced Microbe Detector in their computer

snake · Apr 2, 2004, 01:16 PM

Acknowledge My Devotion for the more powerfull high performance CPU to date

Far Cry should look as smooth as Half Life with such a monster

patje · Apr 2, 2004, 01:19 PM

"I even told her i had an AMD, she still said "I don't care"

Danhill · Apr 2, 2004, 01:38 PM

Do you want true power - Then AMD is for you[SIZE=x-large]AMD[/SIZE]

patje · Apr 2, 2004, 01:55 PM

"64K of ram is enough for everyone!" said Bill,
I think he meant "64Bit from AMD is enough for everyone!"

germanjulian · Apr 2, 2004, 01:57 PM

AMD. Anal Mastrubation Dildo

Give me dam processor. trust me I make good use of it....

1 lines are crap we should do a photo competition why we need the processor

Danhill · Apr 2, 2004, 02:01 PM

AMD blood runs in my veins

Danhill · Apr 2, 2004, 02:06 PM

Can't live without AMD.

Danhill · Apr 2, 2004, 02:09 PM

If you want the fastest car out there - buy a Mclaren F1

If you want the fastest plane out there - talk to NASA

If you want the fastest boat out there - talk to the military

And do you want to be the fastest in the world in every aspect - GET A AMD

snake · Apr 2, 2004, 02:57 PM

Another Man Down

Sorry Mr Pentium

WisMerHill · Apr 2, 2004, 03:06 PM

AMD, All Men Desire !

nuG · Apr 2, 2004, 03:17 PM

Newscaster: "And in the headlines today, the BlueMan Group commits suicide after seeing the power of the AMD FX-53 firsthand. And now onto the weather........."

krazy1 · Apr 2, 2004, 03:31 PM

AMD - Sit down, Shut up, Buckle up and Hold on!!

~~HawK~~ · Apr 2, 2004, 03:38 PM

Amazing performance
Mindbreaking technologie
Devices for all

radTube · Apr 2, 2004, 03:53 PM

AMD - eAt My Dust
AMD - Accept My Dominance
AMD Accelerates My Days

...I know, these are supposed to be funny

LastHitchhiker · Apr 2, 2004, 03:56 PM

From the old Athlon days:

An AMD is like a good woman, fast, hot, and a will leave you in the dust if you treat her wrong.

BOB050082 · Apr 2, 2004, 04:02 PM

Did you get an AMD or are you just happy to see me?

LastHitchhiker · Apr 2, 2004, 04:08 PM

How many AMD Processors does it take to change a lightbulb?

What? Huh? The Bulb burnt out, I never noticed...

LastHitchhiker · Apr 2, 2004, 04:15 PM

[Bad Russian Accent]
How are Intel and AMD the same?

They both are slow, except for AMD.
[/Bad Russian Accent]

LastHitchhiker · Apr 2, 2004, 04:33 PM

I walked into the bar with a splitting headache. I had spent two days trailing that data trying to find out what it all meant, and had gotten myself nowhere. I slumped down at the bar and asked the bartender for something to ease my pain. Expecting something in a double malt I looked up to see the bartender grin, and slid me an AMD.

patje · Apr 2, 2004, 04:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by LastHitchhiker
I walked into the bar with a splitting headache. I had spent two days trailing that data trying to find out what it all meant, and had gotten myself nowhere. I slumped down at the bar and asked the bartender for something to ease my pain. Expecting something in a double malt I looked up to see the bartender grin, and slide me an AMD.

That's the longest onliner i've read in years

LastHitchhiker · Apr 2, 2004, 05:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by patje
That's the longest onliner i've read in years

Mehhh...

If it does not count, it does not count, I just see this as a great opertunity to make good/bad processor jokes.

Apr 2, 2004, 10:46 AM	#1
Zardon DriverHeaven Founder Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 32,480 Rep Power: 179	DH COMPETITION: Win an AMD FX51 CPU - now closed. Well our last competition saw a staggering amount of entries and has recently just ended. This time your friendly Driverheaven has an AMD FX 51 cpu up for grabs, all you have to do to be in with a shot of winning this awesome processor is to post a funny one liner in this thread on our forum in this thread - something AMD related would be best suited. Everyone is allowed to enter as many times as they feel so get the thinking caps on. Ill be closing this competition on 31st May 2004 so you have plenty of time to enter then ill wade through the entries and come up with a winner a little later - probably chosen at random (depending on the amount of entries). Staff are allowed to enter except administration staff. My decision will be final and all bitching will be ignored.

Apr 2, 2004, 11:24 AM	#4
The_Neon_Cowboy HardwareHeaven Extreme Member Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 16,009 Rep Power: 92 System Specs	"Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach him to game and use the Net and he won't bother you for weeks." AMD __________________

Apr 2, 2004, 11:52 AM	#5
The_Neon_Cowboy HardwareHeaven Extreme Member Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 16,009 Rep Power: 92 System Specs	[SIZE=xx-large]AMD[/SIZE] What's another name for the "Intel Inside" sticker they put on Pentiums? [SIZE=xx-small](The warning label.) [/SIZE] __________________

Apr 2, 2004, 12:30 PM	#6
tastyweat Lurking Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: The void Posts: 4,794 Rep Power: 75 System Specs	AMD - The fish are behind you! __________________

Apr 2, 2004, 12:59 PM	#7
Danhill DriverHeaven Extreme Member Join Date: May 2003 Location: Sweden Posts: 4,112 Rep Power: 0	Feel the power - get a - AMD [SIZE=x-large]Feel the power - get a - AMD [/SIZE] [COLOR=blue]Feel the power - get a - AMD [/COLOR] __________________ MOBO: [color=white]ASUS A8N-SLI Premium[/color] CPU: AMD 64 3200+ (Venice) @ 2,50 Ghz MEM: 2 x 512 DDR 466, VGA: 2 x 6600 GT in SLI, HDD1: WD Raptor HDD2: Maxtor Diamond Plus 9, Case: Antec Plus View 1080, PSU: ThermalTake PurePower 500W, MX 1000, Dell 2001 FP, Aud. 2 SZ

Apr 2, 2004, 11:03 AM	#2
Dom DriverHeaven Extreme Member Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 12,940 Rep Power: 0	AMD - Maker of The Coolest CPUs - Literally!

Apr 2, 2004, 01:00 PM	#8
Danhill DriverHeaven Extreme Member Join Date: May 2003 Location: Sweden Posts: 4,112 Rep Power: 0	Do you hear the echo?? Or is it just me?? __________________ MOBO: [color=white]ASUS A8N-SLI Premium[/color] CPU: AMD 64 3200+ (Venice) @ 2,50 Ghz MEM: 2 x 512 DDR 466, VGA: 2 x 6600 GT in SLI, HDD1: WD Raptor HDD2: Maxtor Diamond Plus 9, Case: Antec Plus View 1080, PSU: ThermalTake PurePower 500W, MX 1000, Dell 2001 FP, Aud. 2 SZ

Apr 2, 2004, 01:09 PM	#9
germanjulian Back in London Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: London Posts: 1,797 Rep Power: 0	AMD. Everyone should have an Advanced Microbe Detector in their computer __________________ /\|\ Asus P5W DH Deluxe, Intel C2D E6600, 2GB Corsair XMS2-6400C4 DDR2, E-VGA GeForce 7800 GT, Creative X-Fi Extreme Music, 500GB Seagate 7200.10 SATA, Lian Li PC-V1100 Aluminum Case Black, etc. http://germanjulian.com /\|\

Apr 2, 2004, 01:16 PM	#10
snake HardwareHeaven Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: France Posts: 422 Rep Power: 65 System Specs	Acknowledge My Devotion for the more powerfull high performance CPU to date Far Cry should look as smooth as Half Life with such a monster __________________ i7 930@4Ghz-DFI T3EH6-6Go OCZPC12800-GTX480+8800GT Barton 2600+@2.16 (188x11.5) # GeForce 6800 GT@Ultra 1.5Go PC3200 #Asus A7N8X Deluxe Bios 1008 26397 3DMark06/ 57736 3DMark01/163152 Aquamark3

Apr 2, 2004, 01:19 PM	#11
patje Former Mobility Modman Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Belgium / Antwerp Posts: 1,475 Rep Power: 66	"I even told her i had an AMD, she still said "I don't care" __________________

Apr 2, 2004, 01:38 PM	#12
Danhill DriverHeaven Extreme Member Join Date: May 2003 Location: Sweden Posts: 4,112 Rep Power: 0	Do you want true power - Then AMD is for you[SIZE=x-large]AMD[/SIZE] __________________ MOBO: [color=white]ASUS A8N-SLI Premium[/color] CPU: AMD 64 3200+ (Venice) @ 2,50 Ghz MEM: 2 x 512 DDR 466, VGA: 2 x 6600 GT in SLI, HDD1: WD Raptor HDD2: Maxtor Diamond Plus 9, Case: Antec Plus View 1080, PSU: ThermalTake PurePower 500W, MX 1000, Dell 2001 FP, Aud. 2 SZ

Apr 2, 2004, 01:55 PM	#13
patje Former Mobility Modman Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Belgium / Antwerp Posts: 1,475 Rep Power: 66	"64K of ram is enough for everyone!" said Bill, I think he meant "64Bit from AMD is enough for everyone!" __________________

Apr 2, 2004, 01:57 PM	#14
germanjulian Back in London Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: London Posts: 1,797 Rep Power: 0	AMD. Anal Mastrubation Dildo Give me dam processor. trust me I make good use of it.... 1 lines are crap we should do a photo competition why we need the processor __________________ /\|\ Asus P5W DH Deluxe, Intel C2D E6600, 2GB Corsair XMS2-6400C4 DDR2, E-VGA GeForce 7800 GT, Creative X-Fi Extreme Music, 500GB Seagate 7200.10 SATA, Lian Li PC-V1100 Aluminum Case Black, etc. http://germanjulian.com /\|\ Last edited by germanjulian; Apr 2, 2004 at 11:13 PM.

Apr 2, 2004, 02:01 PM	#15
Danhill DriverHeaven Extreme Member Join Date: May 2003 Location: Sweden Posts: 4,112 Rep Power: 0	AMD blood runs in my veins __________________ MOBO: [color=white]ASUS A8N-SLI Premium[/color] CPU: AMD 64 3200+ (Venice) @ 2,50 Ghz MEM: 2 x 512 DDR 466, VGA: 2 x 6600 GT in SLI, HDD1: WD Raptor HDD2: Maxtor Diamond Plus 9, Case: Antec Plus View 1080, PSU: ThermalTake PurePower 500W, MX 1000, Dell 2001 FP, Aud. 2 SZ

Apr 2, 2004, 02:06 PM	#16
Danhill DriverHeaven Extreme Member Join Date: May 2003 Location: Sweden Posts: 4,112 Rep Power: 0	Can't live without AMD. __________________ MOBO: [color=white]ASUS A8N-SLI Premium[/color] CPU: AMD 64 3200+ (Venice) @ 2,50 Ghz MEM: 2 x 512 DDR 466, VGA: 2 x 6600 GT in SLI, HDD1: WD Raptor HDD2: Maxtor Diamond Plus 9, Case: Antec Plus View 1080, PSU: ThermalTake PurePower 500W, MX 1000, Dell 2001 FP, Aud. 2 SZ

Apr 2, 2004, 02:09 PM	#17
Danhill DriverHeaven Extreme Member Join Date: May 2003 Location: Sweden Posts: 4,112 Rep Power: 0	If you want the fastest car out there - buy a Mclaren F1 If you want the fastest plane out there - talk to NASA If you want the fastest boat out there - talk to the military And do you want to be the fastest in the world in every aspect - GET A AMD __________________ MOBO: [color=white]ASUS A8N-SLI Premium[/color] CPU: AMD 64 3200+ (Venice) @ 2,50 Ghz MEM: 2 x 512 DDR 466, VGA: 2 x 6600 GT in SLI, HDD1: WD Raptor HDD2: Maxtor Diamond Plus 9, Case: Antec Plus View 1080, PSU: ThermalTake PurePower 500W, MX 1000, Dell 2001 FP, Aud. 2 SZ

Apr 2, 2004, 02:57 PM	#18
snake HardwareHeaven Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: France Posts: 422 Rep Power: 65 System Specs	Another Man Down Sorry Mr Pentium __________________ i7 930@4Ghz-DFI T3EH6-6Go OCZPC12800-GTX480+8800GT Barton 2600+@2.16 (188x11.5) # GeForce 6800 GT@Ultra 1.5Go PC3200 #Asus A7N8X Deluxe Bios 1008 26397 3DMark06/ 57736 3DMark01/163152 Aquamark3

Apr 2, 2004, 03:06 PM	#19
WisMerHill DriverHeaven Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Location: Netherlands Posts: 468 Rep Power: 0	AMD, All Men Desire ! __________________ [color=sandybrown][color=white] [/color] [color=white][color=white]M[/color][color=white]y Computer[/color]: [/color][color=white]3DMark2001[/color][color=white] - [/color][color=white]3Dmark2003[/color][color=white] - [/color][color=white]3DMark200[/color][color=white]5[/color][color=white] - [/color][color=white]PCMark2004[/color][/color]

Apr 2, 2004, 03:17 PM	#20
nuG is having a sexy party Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: East Coast Posts: 1,779 Rep Power: 0	Newscaster: "And in the headlines today, the BlueMan Group commits suicide after seeing the power of the AMD FX-53 firsthand. And now onto the weather........." __________________ [COLOR=Black][/COLOR]

Apr 2, 2004, 03:31 PM	#21
krazy1 Live from the Dungeon Join Date: May 2003 Location: Between the SubWoofers Posts: 1,395 Rep Power: 0	AMD - Sit down, Shut up, Buckle up and Hold on!! __________________

Apr 2, 2004, 03:38 PM	#22
~~HawK~~ Banned Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 2,092 Rep Power: 0	Amazing performance Mindbreaking technologie Devices for all

Apr 2, 2004, 03:53 PM	#23
radTube just keepin' it cool Join Date: May 2002 Location: Finland Posts: 228 Rep Power: 0	AMD - eAt My Dust AMD - Accept My Dominance AMD Accelerates My Days ...I know, these are supposed to be funny __________________ [color=orange] [/color]

Apr 2, 2004, 03:56 PM	#24
LastHitchhiker DriverHeaven Junior Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 31 Rep Power: 0	From the old Athlon days: An AMD is like a good woman, fast, hot, and a will leave you in the dust if you treat her wrong.

Apr 2, 2004, 04:02 PM	#25
BOB050082 DriverHeaven Lover Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Rochester, NY Posts: 231 Rep Power: 0	Did you get an AMD or are you just happy to see me?

Apr 2, 2004, 04:08 PM	#26
LastHitchhiker DriverHeaven Junior Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 31 Rep Power: 0	How many AMD Processors does it take to change a lightbulb? What? Huh? The Bulb burnt out, I never noticed...

Apr 2, 2004, 04:15 PM	#27
LastHitchhiker DriverHeaven Junior Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 31 Rep Power: 0	[Bad Russian Accent] How are Intel and AMD the same? They both are slow, except for AMD. [/Bad Russian Accent]

Apr 2, 2004, 04:33 PM	#28
LastHitchhiker DriverHeaven Junior Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 31 Rep Power: 0	I walked into the bar with a splitting headache. I had spent two days trailing that data trying to find out what it all meant, and had gotten myself nowhere. I slumped down at the bar and asked the bartender for something to ease my pain. Expecting something in a double malt I looked up to see the bartender grin, and slid me an AMD. Last edited by LastHitchhiker; Apr 2, 2004 at 05:14 PM.