DH Birthday Competition: Win a ATI X800 AGP 512 meg

squiggley · Apr 27, 2005, 09:26 AM

ATI: Get intimate with your PC

Drakon · Apr 27, 2005, 01:56 PM

[color=red]ATI[/color][color=white]: Real Men Don't Use [/color][color=lime]Nvidia

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[color=white]Borrowing an idea from redsolar's sig [/color]

MaRa-23 · Apr 27, 2005, 04:49 PM

ATi - InnovATIve/InnovATIon.

dpagan · Apr 27, 2005, 05:08 PM

New motherboard $80.00

1 Gig of ram $100.00

Winning an ATI x800 512 Meg card: PRICELESS

For everything else "I'll have to use my mastercard"

dpagan · Apr 27, 2005, 05:31 PM

ATI Attracting The Intellectual "We don't think we're better, we know it". Care to discuss?

Vikingod · Apr 27, 2005, 05:59 PM

nVidea: until you spread your wings, you'll have no idea how far you can walk.

ATI: better than sex... well maybe... no, nevermind. pretty close though.

Mort_Cinder · Apr 27, 2005, 06:59 PM

ATI- who needs women when you can have ATI?

j2t · Apr 27, 2005, 10:13 PM

ATI: All your butts belong to us!

squiggley · Apr 28, 2005, 02:42 AM

ATI: Sex for the eyes.

cvax · Apr 28, 2005, 04:11 AM

AT iloveyou

Lchevy79 · Apr 28, 2005, 06:15 AM

ATI: and with this card the force shall be with me.

J0rs · Apr 28, 2005, 07:38 AM

A great and powerful force is being built in the wastelands of Mordor...err...I mean Canada.

alienthing · Apr 28, 2005, 04:13 PM

ATI go go go!

Fantasma · Apr 28, 2005, 05:26 PM

ATI, Nvidia and XGI---The good, the bad and the ugly

avirox · Apr 28, 2005, 05:50 PM

ATi: What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger

MarginWalker · Apr 28, 2005, 08:26 PM

ATI: The only cards that give you enough Cowbell!

ATI X800 AGP 512mb - yes, it does have a Hemi in it!

BWX · Apr 28, 2005, 09:11 PM

ATI- where "Get in the Game" means, "give us a slogan"...

zamac_man · Apr 28, 2005, 09:41 PM

nWhat?

Sandok · Apr 28, 2005, 09:49 PM

Buy ATI and get Ruby free!!! (

That's what sells

)

ViRuS2k · Apr 28, 2005, 10:05 PM

ATI: You know it, We know it, God Knows it : LOVE ATI FOREVER.

You guys know its the truth.

ViRuS2k · Apr 28, 2005, 10:12 PM

ATI: When God Created the earth, ATI Created The Graphics Card.

micron · Apr 28, 2005, 10:51 PM

ATi: "I cant believe it's not butter."

squiggley · Apr 29, 2005, 01:31 AM

Warning: May give your computer an orgasm.

pr0digal jenius · Apr 29, 2005, 01:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MarginWalker

ATI: The only cards that give you enough Cowbell!

That gets my vote

edperks · Apr 29, 2005, 01:54 AM

[color=red]ATI- "We bring gaming to life!"[/color]

squiggley · Apr 29, 2005, 02:26 AM

ATI: Clothing optional

darkwolf · Apr 29, 2005, 03:23 AM

ATi-is what realy powered the mach5 and gave the driver his name SPEED

Wunderchu · Apr 29, 2005, 01:41 PM

"ATI" .. the "I" stand for "A" ???? huh?

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who needs sex when you got that ATI?

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graphics x3 .. or 4...

Shaders. not just for the movies anymore.

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ATI . you owe it to your eyes

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fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate, leads away from ATI

471

I.. like ATI

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there is one 3-letter word that evokes memories of intense visual stimulation and pleasure; ATI

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one 3-letter word that evokes feelings of intense pleasure and visual stimulation; ATI

one 3-letter word that evokes memories of intense visual stimulation and pleasure; ATI

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squiggley · Apr 29, 2005, 02:09 PM

ATI: Become the envy of everybody except your girlfriend

Geminiwave · Apr 29, 2005, 06:34 PM

No, Radeon cards will NOT make girls want you, but the boys sure will!

Apr 27, 2005, 01:56 PM	#302
Drakon DriverHeaven Extreme Member Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Floatin'... Posts: 4,957 Rep Power: 0	[color=red]ATI[/color][color=white]: Real Men Don't Use [/color][color=lime]Nvidia [/color] [color=#00ff00][/color] [color=white]Borrowing an idea from redsolar's sig [/color] Last edited by Drakon; Apr 27, 2005 at 02:05 PM.

Apr 27, 2005, 04:49 PM	#303
MaRa-23 DriverHeaven Newbie Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Finland Posts: 16 Rep Power: 0	ATi - InnovATIve/InnovATIon. __________________ GET SOME!

Apr 27, 2005, 05:08 PM	#304
dpagan DriverHeaven Lover Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 249 Rep Power: 0	New motherboard $80.00 1 Gig of ram $100.00 Winning an ATI x800 512 Meg card: PRICELESS For everything else "I'll have to use my mastercard" __________________ Spec's Abit NF8 Amd Athlon64 2800@2.25ghz 1GB GeIL Ultra Platinum PC4000 @7-4-4-2.5 160GB WD Caviar 7200RPM 8MB Cache Chaintech 6600GT@ 550/1000 SB Audigy2

Apr 27, 2005, 05:31 PM	#305
dpagan DriverHeaven Lover Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 249 Rep Power: 0	ATI Attracting The Intellectual "We don't think we're better, we know it". Care to discuss? __________________ Spec's Abit NF8 Amd Athlon64 2800@2.25ghz 1GB GeIL Ultra Platinum PC4000 @7-4-4-2.5 160GB WD Caviar 7200RPM 8MB Cache Chaintech 6600GT@ 550/1000 SB Audigy2

Apr 28, 2005, 06:15 AM	#311
Lchevy79 -=[DHzer0point Team]=- Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 725 Rep Power: 0	ATI: and with this card the force shall be with me. __________________ msi K7N2 delta2-AMD 2800xp@2083-1gig of pc2700ram -ati x850xt 256mb -Audigy mp3+ - 1 80gig maxtor 8mb and 1 250gig 16mb maxtor -48x24x48 buslink burner-and a lite on 4x +/- dvd burner xp home samsung lcd (19") 930b monitor

Apr 27, 2005, 09:26 AM	#301
squiggley DriverHeaven Junior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 29 Rep Power: 0	ATI: Get intimate with your PC

Apr 27, 2005, 05:59 PM	#306
Vikingod Int'l Fish Liaison Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: By the light of lamp I sit and type... Posts: 16,197 Rep Power: 112 System Specs	nVidea: until you spread your wings, you'll have no idea how far you can walk. ATI: better than sex... well maybe... no, nevermind. pretty close though.

Apr 27, 2005, 06:59 PM	#307
Mort_Cinder I want some ATI lovin' Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: MK, UK Posts: 1,034 Rep Power: 0	ATI- who needs women when you can have ATI?

Apr 27, 2005, 10:13 PM	#308
j2t DriverHeaven Lover Join Date: May 2004 Location: Orlando, FL Posts: 184 Rep Power: 0	ATI: All your butts belong to us!

Apr 28, 2005, 02:42 AM	#309
squiggley DriverHeaven Junior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 29 Rep Power: 0	ATI: Sex for the eyes.

Apr 28, 2005, 04:11 AM	#310
cvax zergling rush kekek Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 70 Rep Power: 0	AT iloveyou

Apr 28, 2005, 07:38 AM	#312
J0rs DriverHeaven Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Hamilton Ontario Posts: 74 Rep Power: 0	A great and powerful force is being built in the wastelands of Mordor...err...I mean Canada. __________________ AMD 2500+ OC'd to 3200+ \|\| 9800np mod to 9800XT \|\| 1gb of 3200 ram 2005fpw 20" Widescreen LCD w/ 12ms response

Apr 28, 2005, 04:13 PM	#313
alienthing DriverHeaven Newbie Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 2 Rep Power: 0	ATI go go go!

Apr 28, 2005, 05:26 PM	#314
Fantasma HardwareHeaven Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Lorca (Spain) Posts: 757 Rep Power: 63 System Specs	ATI, Nvidia and XGI---The good, the bad and the ugly

Apr 28, 2005, 05:50 PM	#315
avirox DriverHeaven Junior Member Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 22 Rep Power: 0	ATi: What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger

Apr 28, 2005, 08:26 PM	#316
MarginWalker HardwareHeaven Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 56 Rep Power: 0	ATI: The only cards that give you enough Cowbell! ATI X800 AGP 512mb - yes, it does have a Hemi in it!

Apr 28, 2005, 09:11 PM	#317
BWX unplugged Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: USNY Posts: 19,669 Rep Power: 110 System Specs	ATI- where "Get in the Game" means, "give us a slogan"... __________________

Apr 28, 2005, 09:41 PM	#318
zamac_man DriverHeaven Junior Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 63 Rep Power: 0	nWhat?

Apr 28, 2005, 09:49 PM	#319
Sandok DriverHeaven Extreme Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 9,472 Rep Power: 0	Buy ATI and get Ruby free!!! ( That's what sells )

Apr 28, 2005, 10:05 PM	#320
ViRuS2k HardwareHeaven Extreme Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Uk Posts: 8,334 Rep Power: 0 System Specs	ATI: You know it, We know it, God Knows it : LOVE ATI FOREVER. You guys know its the truth.

Apr 28, 2005, 10:12 PM	#321
ViRuS2k HardwareHeaven Extreme Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Uk Posts: 8,334 Rep Power: 0 System Specs	ATI: When God Created the earth, ATI Created The Graphics Card.

Apr 28, 2005, 10:51 PM	#322
micron DriverHeaven Lover Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: OKC Ok. Posts: 186 Rep Power: 0	ATi: "I cant believe it's not butter."

Apr 29, 2005, 01:31 AM	#323
squiggley DriverHeaven Junior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 29 Rep Power: 0	Warning: May give your computer an orgasm.

Apr 29, 2005, 01:54 AM	#325
edperks HardwareHeaven Senior Member Join Date: May 2002 Location: Southern Illinois Posts: 780 Rep Power: 0 System Specs	[color=red]ATI- "We bring gaming to life!"[/color]

Apr 29, 2005, 02:26 AM	#326
squiggley DriverHeaven Junior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 29 Rep Power: 0	ATI: Clothing optional

Apr 29, 2005, 03:23 AM	#327
darkwolf DriverHeaven Junior Member Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: sebastopol ca Posts: 21 Rep Power: 0	ATi-is what realy powered the mach5 and gave the driver his name SPEED

Apr 29, 2005, 01:41 PM	#328
Wunderchu DriverHeaven Lover Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Burnaby, .B.C. Posts: 226 Rep Power: 0	"ATI" .. the "I" stand for "A" ???? huh? generate graphics "jaggies", the equivalent of spam in your games .... help get rid of jaggies with ATI Radeon technology. ATI , your eyes wil thank you later. ..... "But how can your eyes thank you?" do you ask? ...... Well, by looking at porn, for example Who is the leader in graphics technology. That's right it's those green .. I mean red ... I mean ATI . That's right. ATI the acronym for the future of humankind who needs sex when you got that ATI? SEX and ATI . Both involve intense visual stimulation. Both give insane pleasure. The difference is, ATI doesn't require you to put up with an unsatisfied person later. REAL LIFE , who needs it when you've got ATI? when the chips are down, when the going gets tough, when you've got nowhere else to run. GO ATI. You'll be glad you did. ATI . someday you will thank me "Luke, I am your fat- fat- fat- father". Stuttering getting in the way of your experience? Eliminate suttering with ATI. ATI better than ... you think why have sex when you can have ATI? Well, there are several reasons, which I won't go into. GO ATI pancakes, hats, and ATI . What do these thing have in common? Abolutely nothing. Go ATI ATI . Why settle for anything less? ATI ATI ATI AIT, I mean, ATI. One day when you look out to the horizon... you will see it. Huge draw distances, brought to you by ATI. my, my, my, my, A T I ATI ; keeps the fragging on ATI ... knows cool ... they're Canadian Wear sunscreen. Get ATI. don't settle for jaggies breats. Get ATI. See round. Get ATI. See the curves on all their glory See the curves on all their glory. Get ATI ATI . when you won't settle with anything less less lag = more frags . Brought to you be ATI if there is one thing you do before you die.. experienca ATI graphics ATI graphics. The perfect mother's day gift. give your grandmother a gift she won't soon forget. Give her ATI graphics. ATI. so real you'll think it's real ATI. generates graphics so real, you'll think it's .. real ATI. I know I'd want it ATI. I'm getting it. NOW ATI. the chick magnet. ATI. your chick magnet. lightning quick reflexes are no use if your enemy is lag. Increase your framerate. get ATI. All Time Initial. NOT. GO ATI Graphics 4 U get your graphics on see what you've been missing the way it's mean to be pl-... I mean, GO ATI time for your daily dose of pure graphics and fun. time for ATI virtual reality so real you won't want it to be virtual causes hangovers, but that's not so bad, is it? guh guh guh guh graphics your heart is red. your blood is red. you need red. get ATI can't get a date? get ATI graphics are important to you? If so, then get something that is important to graphics. Get ATI your eyes will thank you ever wonder why geeks have glasses? get ATI your mother always said to get ATI mother always said "get ATI". Always listen to your mother. Always listen to your mother. mother always said "get ATI". mother always said "get ATI". listen to your mother. listen to your mother. mother always said "get ATI". you're smarter than you think. You've though about getting ATI graphics x3 .. or 4... Shaders. not just for the movies anymore. ATI. Enough power to render Jar Jar. Not that you'd want to ATI. Enough power to render Jar Jar. Not that you'd want to of course ATI . find out hand out what you you've been missing ATI . you owe it to your eyes tired of people with no fingers? tired of furless animals? get ATI tired of people with no fingers? tired of furless animals? tire no more; get ATI your spouse accusing you of thinking of sex all the time? get ATI, and think about graphics ATI , ATI , ATI .. why am I seeing these things ATI , ATI , ATI , OK! 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One day, you will thank me my mojo is your mojo what is mojo? what good is interactivity, if you can't believe what you're seeing. that's the power of ATI the power of ATI there is one 3-letter word that evokes feelings of intense pleasure and visual stimulation; ATI there is one 3-letter word that evokes memories of intense visual stimulation and pleasure; ATI only one 3-letter word that evokes feelings of intense pleasure and visual stimulation; ATI only one 3-letter word that evokes memories of intense visual stimulation and pleasure; ATI one 3-letter word that evokes feelings of intense pleasure and visual stimulation; ATI one 3-letter word that evokes memories of intense visual stimulation and pleasure; ATI this ain't your momma's ATI this ain't your mother's ATI get high, on ATI get high on ATI get hi on ATI get HI on ATI get hi, on ATI get HI on ATI get Hi, on ATI get Hi on ATI we ain't your momma's ATI we ain't yo' momma's ATI dis ain't yo' momma's ATI this ain't yo' momma's ATI dis ain't your momma's ATI we ain't your mother's ATI we ain't yo' mother's ATI dis ain't yo' mother's ATI this ain't yo' mother's ATI dis ain't your mother's ATI __________________ Heatware May the light of the Lord shine upon your path. 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Apr 29, 2005, 02:09 PM	#329
squiggley DriverHeaven Junior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 29 Rep Power: 0	ATI: Become the envy of everybody except your girlfriend

Apr 29, 2005, 06:34 PM	#330
Geminiwave I Have lovely Breasts Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: In the closet... Posts: 5,395 Rep Power: 64	No, Radeon cards will NOT make girls want you, but the boys sure will! __________________